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Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Vagina & Vulva

Vagina (pronounced vuh-jahy-nuh)

(1) In anatomy & zoology, in many female mammals, the moist, tube-shaped canal part of the reproductive tract which runs from the cervix of the uterus through the vulva (technically between the labia minora) to the outside of the body.

(2) In botany, the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.

(3) A sheath-like part or organ (now rare even in technical literature).

(4) In colloquial (and now general) use, the vulva, or the vulva and vaginal passage collectively.

(5) In derogatory colloquial use, an un-masculine man; a weakling (now rare, “pussy” the preferred modern term).

1675-1685: A creation of Medical Latin, a learned borrowing of the Latin vāgīna.  As used in anatomy, the seventeenth century coining was a specialized application of the Latin vāgīna (a sheath, scabbard; a covering, holder; sheath of an ear of grain, hull, husk) of uncertain origin, the suggestion by some etymologists it may have been cognate with the Lithuanian vožiu & vožti (to cover with a hollow thing) dismissed by others as “speculative” or even “gratuitous proposal”.  The use in medicine is exclusive to modern science, the Latin word not used thus during Antiquity.  Vagina is a noun, vaginal & vaginalike are adjectives, vaginally is an adverb; the noun plural is vaginas or vaginae (the old spelling vaginæ is effectively extinct); the part of the anatomy used for copulation & childbirth in female mammals and a similar organ exists in some invertebrates.

The vluva and vagina have for centuries attracted the coining of slang terms, not all of them derogatory.  Borrowed from zoology, "camel toe" directly references the vulva's labia majora. 

In idiomatic use “vaginamoney” is (often embittered) slang for alimony, child support etc, money paid by men to ex-partners after the sundering of a relationship.  One slang form which may not survive is "hairy check book" (cheque book outside the US) because (1) checks are declining in use and (2) body-hair fashions have changed.  In psychiatry, the condition vaginaphobic describes “a fear of or morbid aversion to vaginas) and vaginaphile (an admiration for vaginas) is listed by only some dictionaries which is surprising given authors are so often given to write about them and painters are drawn to painting them (in the sense of oil on canvas etc although there’s doubtless a niche for applying paint directly).  Dating from 1908, the term “vagina dentata” entered psychiatry and its popularization is usually attributed Austrian psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud (1856-1939) although this perception may be attributable to Freud’s works being better known and more widely read, the term used by many in the profession.  The Latin vagina dentata (toothed vagina) referenced the folk mythology in which a woman's vagina contained teeth, the implication being a consequence of sex might be emasculation or at least severe injury.  The tale was also used as a warning about having sex with unknown women and as a way of discouraging rape.  The vivid imagery of a vagina dentata (in somewhat abstract form) was used by the US military as a warning about the dangers of STIs (sexually transmitted infection (once known as sexually transmitted diseases (STD) & VD (venereal disease).  Some writers have speculated on what this revealed about Freud and his much discussed understanding of women.

Vulva (pronounced vuhl-vuh)

(1) The external female genitalia of female mammals (including the labia, mons veneris, clitoris and vaginal orifice.

(2) In helminthology, a protrusion on the side of a nematode (multivulva used to describe a phenotype of nematode characterized by multiple vulvas).

(3) In arachnology, the spermatheca and associated ducts of the female reproductive system (also known as internal epigyne or internal genitalia).

(4) An internal genital structure in female millipedes (known also as the cyphopod).

Late 1300s: A learned borrowing from the Latin vulva, from the earlier volva (womb, female sexual organ) (perhaps in the literal sense of a “wrapper”), from volvere (to turn, twist, roll, revolve (also “turn over in the mind”)), probably from volvō (to turn, to roll, to wrap around), from the primitive Indo-European root wel- (to turn, revolve), the derivatives referring to curved, enclosing objects.  In the 1970s, when Volvo automobiles weren’t noted for their precise handling, journalists enjoyed noted the translation of the Latin volvō as: “I roll”.   It was akin to the Sanskrit उल्ब (úlba) (womb).  The adjectives vulvalike (also vulva-like) & vulviform both describe objects or designs having the shape of a vulva.  Vulva is a noun, vulval, vulvaless, vulviform, vulvar, vulvate & vulvic are adjectives; the noun plural is vulvas, vulvae or vulvæ.

Ms Gillian Anderson’s “vagina dress”

Gillian Anderson, Golden Globes award ceremony 2024.

There’s nothing novel in the critical deconstruction of the dresses worn on red carpets but the one worn at the 2024 Golden Globe ceremony by actor Gillian Anderson (b 1968) also attracted the attention of word nerds.  Designed by Gabriela Hearst (b 1976), the strapless, ivory corset gown was embroidered with individually stitched embellishments in the shape of vulvas, each of which absorbed some 3½ hours of the embroider’s time.  In an allusion to her sexual wellness brand (G spot), when interviewed, Ms Anderson said she wore the piece: “for so many reasons. It’s brand appropriate.  The response in the press and on-line appeared to be (mostly) positive but what did attract criticism was the widespread use of “vagina” to describe the designs, a descriptor used even by Ms Anderson herself.  The more strident of the critics seemed to detect sexual politics in what they claimed was anatomical imprecision, the implication being this lack of respect for gynaecological terminology was casual misogyny; doubts were expressed that anyone would dare confuse a scrotum with the testicles.

Anatomical diagram (left) 1958 Edsel (centre) and the detail on Gabriela Hearst's gown (right).  Although Ms Anderson probably didn't give the 1958 Edsel a thought, it does illustrate why her use of "vagina" to describe the embroidered motifs is defensible.

The pedants are correct in that technically the “vulva” describes on the external portion of the genitalia that leads to the vagina; the vulva including the labia majora, labia minora, and clitoris.  The labia is also a complex structure which includes the labia majora (the thick, outer folds of skin protecting the vulva’s internal structure) and the labia minora (the thin, inner folds of skin directly above the vagina).  However, for almost a hundred years, the term “vagina” has widely been used to refer to the vulva and has come to function as a synecdoche for the entire female genitalia and so prevalent has the use become that even medical professionals use “vagina” thus unless great precision is required.  Still, given Ms Anderson’s brand is concerned with such matters, perhaps the historically correct use might have been better but the actor herself noted “it has vaginas on it” so linguistically, her proprietorial rights should be acknowledged.

The Edsel, the grill and the myths

1958 Edsel Citation convertible.

Although it went down in industrial history as one of capitalism’s most expensive failures, objectively, Ford Motor Corporation’s Edsel really wasn’t a dramatically worse car than the company’s companion brands Ford & Mercury.  Indeed that was one of the reasons for the failure in the market; sharing platforms, engines, transmissions, suspension and some body parts with Fords & Mercurys, the thing simply lacked sufficient product differentiation.  That sharing of components (and assembly plants; Ford sending the Edsels down the existing production lines in the same factories) also makes it hard to believe the often quoted US$300 million (between US$2.5-3 billion expressed in 2024 values) Ford booked as a loss against the abortive venture as anything but an opportunity taken by the accountants to dump all the bad news in one go, certain taxation advantages also able to be gained with this approach. 

1959 Edsel Corsair two-door hardtop.

The very existence Edsel was owed to a system devised by Alfred P Sloan (1875–1966) while president of General Motors (GM).  Sloan is now mostly forgotten by all but students of industrial & economic history but he was instrumental in the development some of the concepts which underpinned the modern economy including frequent product changes (for no functional purpose), planned obsolescence and consumer credit.  What the Sloan system did was provide GM’s customers with a “status ladder” in which the company could produce a range of products (with substantial cross-amortization) at price points which encouraged them to “step up” to the next level as their disposable income increased.  At one point, GM’s brand-range had nine rungs but the Great Depression of the 1930s necessitated some pruning and what eventually emerged was a five rung system: Chevrolet, Pontiac, Oldsmobile, Buick & Cadillac.  In the 1950s, when the US economy enjoyed the unusual conjunction of rising incomes, stable prices and a remarkably (by both historic and contemporary standards) small disparity between the wealth of the rich and poor, this produced the swelling middle class which was the target market for most consumer products and certainly those on the Sloan ladder.  Ford had in 1938 added a rung when the Mercury brand was spliced between Ford and Lincoln but in the mid 1950s, the MBAs convinced the company the Sloan system was the key to GM’s lead in the market and they too re-structured the company’s products into five rungs: Ford, Mercury, Edsel, Lincoln & Continental.  Actually, in a harbinger, the loss-making Continental Division lasted barely a season, folded into Lincoln before the Edsel debuted for the 1958 model year but the MBAs kept the faith.

It turned out to be misplaced although in fairness to them, the circumstances in 1958 were unfortunate, a short but sharp recession shocking consumers who had become accustomed to growth and stability, believing that such unpleasantness belonged to the pre-war past.  The Edsel never recovered.  Although sales in 1958 were disappointing, given the state of the economy, it could have been worse but Ford’s market research (focus groups a thing even then) had identified problems and in response toned down the styling and moved the brand down-market, notionally to sit between Ford & Mercury, a gap which in retrospect didn’t exist.  Sales dropped that year by about a third and the writing was on the wall, although surprising many, a pared-down Edsel range was released for 1960 using Ford’s re-styled bodies but it seemed not many were fooled and fewer than 3000 left the factory before late in 1959 the end of the brand was announced.

1960 Edsel Ranger Sedan.

Really little more than a blinged-up Ford, the Edsel failed because for such a "hyped" product it was a disappointment and in that it can be compared to something like the administration of Barack Obama (b 1961; US president 2009-2017).  Barack Obama was not a bad president and he didn’t lead a bad government, indeed most objective analysts rate his term as “above average” but he disappointed because he promised so much, the soaring rhetoric (“highfalutin nonsense” as the press baron Lord Beaverbrook (1879-1964) would have put it) offering hope and change never realized.  There was also the Edsel’s styling.  There was much clumsiness in the detailing (although almost the whole US industry was similarly afflicted in 1958) but the single most polarizing aspect was the vertical grill assembly, controversial not because it was a regression to something which had become unfashionable in the “longer, lower, wider” era but because of the shape which to some suggested a woman’s vulva.  Some used the words “vagina” or “genitalia” but in those more polite times some publications were reluctant to use such language in print and preferred to suggest the grill resembled a “toilet seat” although that was (literally) a bit of a stretch (and anyway already used of some of the trunk (boot) lids on Imperials styled to excess by Virgil Exner (1909–1973)); more memorable was Time magazine’s “an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon”.

1958 Edsel (left) and 1958 Oldsmobile (right).  One can see why someone at Time magazine thought of "an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon".

1958 Edsel Bermuda “Woody” station wagon.  The “woody” nickname was applied to the station wagons from all manufacturers although after the early 1950s the “wood” was a combination of fibreglass and the DI-NOC plastic appliqué.  The look was intended to evoke the look of the partially timbered-bodied station wagons in production until the early 1950s (Chrysler in the 1960s even did a few convertibles recalling earlier models) and in the US the look lasted until the 1990s.  Ford’s attempt in the 1960s to tempt British & Australian buyers with the charms of DI-NOC proved brief and unsuccessful but in the domestic market it lasted decades.

As much as the sedans and convertibles, the Edsel station wagons were just as unwanted.  The Bermuda station wagon was offered only for the 1958 model year and it managed sales of only 2,235, with 779 the nine-seater version with an additional row of seating in the rear section, a configuration always popular with US buyers in the era of larger families and before mini-vans and SUVs (sports utility vehicles).  The three-row Bermuda was the rarest of the 1958 Edsels but collectors still price them below the convertibles.  If the vulva-themed front end was confronting, there was a strangeness too at the rear, the turn-indicator lights in the shape of an arrow, a traditional symbol to indicate the intended direction of travel but bizarrely, the Edsel’s arrows pointed the opposite direction, something necessitated by the need to blend the shape with that of the body’s side moldings.

Thursday, March 20, 2025

Catwalk

Catwalk (pronounced kat-wawk)

(1) A narrow walkway, especially one high above the surrounding area, used to provide access or allow workers to stand or move, as over the stage in a theater, outside the roadway of a bridge, along the top of a railroad car etc; any similar elevated walkway.

(2) By extension, a narrow ramp extending from the stage into the audience in a theatre, nightclub etc, associated especially with those used by models during fashion shows (although the gender-neutral “runway” is now sometimes used in preference to “catwalk”).

(3) In nautical architecture, an elevated enclosed passage providing access fore and aft from the bridge of a merchant vessel.

(4) By extension, as "the catwalk", industry slang for the business of making clothes for fashion shows.

1874: The construct was cat + walk.  The use of catwalk to describe a long, narrow footway was a reference initially to those especially of such narrowness of passage that one had to cross as a cat walks.  It applied originally to ships and then theatrical back-stages, the first known use with a fashion show runway dating from 1942.  In architecture on land and at sea, the catwalk soon lost its exclusive association only with the narrow and came instead to be defined by function, used to describe any walkway between two points.  The noun plural is catwalks.  For both nautical and architectural purposes, the English catwalk was borrowed by many languages including Norwegian (Bokmål & Nynorsk) and Dutch and it’s used almost universally in fashion shows.  Some languages such as the Ottoman Turkish قات‎ use the spelling kat and some formed the plural as catz.

Cat (any member of the suborder (sometimes superfamily) Feliformia or Feloidea): feliform (cat-like) carnivoran & feloid or any member of the subfamily Felinae, genera Puma, Acinonyx, Lynx, Leopardus, and Felis or any member of the subfamily Pantherinae, genera Panthera, Uncia and Neofelise and (in historic use, any member of the extinct subfamily Machairodontinae, genera Smilodon, Homotherium, Miomachairodus etc, most famously the Smilodontini, Machairodontini (Homotherini), Metailurini, "sabre-toothed cat" (often incorrectly referred to as the sabre-toothed tiger) but now most associated with the domesticated species (Felis catus) of felines, commonly and apparently since the eight century kept as a house pet)) was from the Middle English cat & catte, from the Old English catt (male cat) & catte (female cat), from the Proto-West Germanic kattu, from the Proto-Germanic kattuz, from the Latin cattus.

Cat has most productively been applied in English to describe a wide variety of objects and states of the human condition including (1) a spiteful or angry woman (from the early thirteenth century but now almost wholly supplanted by “bitch” (often with some clichéd or imaginative modifier)), (2) An aficionado or player of jazz, (3) certain male persons (a use associated mostly with hippies or sub-set of African-American culture), (4) historic (early fifteenth century) slang for a prostitute, (5) in admiralty use, strong tackle used to hoist an anchor to the cathead of a ship, (6) in admiralty use, a truncated form of cat-o'-nine-tails (a multi-lash (not all were actually nine-tailed)) whip used by the Royal Navy et al to enforce on-board discipline), (7) in admiralty use, a sturdy merchant sailing vessel (long archaic although the use endures to describe the rather smaller "catboat", (8) as “cat & dog (cat being the trap), a archaic alternative name for the game "trap and ball", (9) the pointed piece of wood that is struck in the game of tipcat, (1) In the African-American vernacular, vulgar slang or the vagina, a vulva; the female external genitalia, (11) a double tripod (for holding a plate etc) with six feet, of which three rest on the ground, in whatever position it is placed, (12) a wheeled shelter, used in the Middle Ages as a siege weapon to allow assailants to approach enemy defenses, (13) in admiralty slang, to vomit, (14) in admiralty slang to o hoist (the anchor) by its ring so that it hangs at the cathead, (15) in computing, a program and command in the Unix operating system that reads one or more files and directs their content to the standard output (16) in the slang of computing, to dump large amounts of data on an unprepared target usually with no intention of browsing it carefully (which may have been a sardonic allusion of “to catalogue or a shortened form of catastrophic although both origins are unverified, a street name of the drug methcathinone, (17) in ballistics and for related accelerative uses, a shortened form of catapult, (18) for purposes of digital and other exercises in classification, a shortening of category, (19) an abbreviation of many words starting with “cat”) (catalytic converter, caterpillar (including as “CAT” by the manufacturer Caterpillar, maker of a variety of earth-moving and related machines)) catfish, etc, (20) any (non military-combat) caterpillar drive vehicle (a ground vehicle which uses caterpillar tracks), especially tractors, trucks, minibuses, and snow groomers.

Walk was from the Middle English walken (to move, roll, turn, revolve, toss), from the Old English wealcan (to move round, revolve, roll, turn, toss) & ġewealcan (to go, traverse) and the Middle English walkien (to roll, stamp, walk, wallow), from the Old English wealcian (to curl, roll up), all from the Proto-Germanic walkaną & walkōną (to twist, turn, roll about, full), from the primitive Indo-European walg- (to twist, turn, move).  It was cognate with the Scots walk (to walk), the Saterland Frisian walkje (to full; drum; flex; mill), the West Frisian swalkje (to wander, roam), the Dutch walken (to full, work hair or felt), the Dutch zwalken (to wander about), the German walken (to lex, full, mill, drum), the Danish valke & waulk), the Latin valgus (bandy-legged, bow-legged) and the Sanskrit वल्गति (valgati) (amble, bound, leap, dance).  It was related to vagrant and whelk and a doublet of waulk.

Walk has contributed to many idiomatic forms including (1) in colloquial legal jargon, “to walk” (to win (or avoid) a criminal court case, particularly when actually guilty, (2) as a colloquial, euphemistic, “for an object to go missing or be stolen, (3) in cricket (of the batsman), to walk off the field, as if given out, after the fielding side appeals and before the umpire has ruled; done as a matter of sportsmanship when the batsman believes he is out or when the dismissal is so blatantly obvious that the umpire’s decision is inevitable, (4) in baseball, to allow a batter to reach first base by pitching four balls (ie non-strikes), (5) to move something by shifting between two positions, as if it were walking, (6) (also as “to full”, to beat cloth to give it the consistency of felt, (6) in the slang of computer programming, to debug a routine by “walking the heap”, (7) in aviation, to operate the left and right throttles of an aircraft in alternation, (8) in employment, to leave, to resign, (9) in the now outlawed “sports” of dog & cock-fighting, to put, keep, or train (a puppy or bird) in a walk, or training area, (10) in the hospitality trade, to move a guest to another hotel if their confirmed reservation is not available at the time they arrive to check-in (also as to bump), (11) in the hospitality trade, as “walk-in”, a customer who “walks-in from the street” to book a room or table without a prior reservation, (12) in graph theory, a sequence of alternating vertices and edges, where each edge's endpoints are the preceding and following vertices in the sequence, (13) In coffee, coconut, and other plantations, the space between the rows of plants (from the Caribbean and most associated with  Belize, Guyana & Jamaica, (14) in orchids, an area planted with fruit-bearing trees, (15) in colloquial use, as “a walk in the park” or “a cakewalk”, something very easily accomplished (same as “a milk-run”) and (16) in the (now rare) slang of the UK finance industry, a cheque drawn on a bank that was not a member of the LCCS (London Cheque (check in the US) Clearance System), the sort-code of which was allocated on a one-off basis; they had to be "walked" (ie hand-delivered by messengers).

A crop top appended to Duran Lantink's (b 1998) fall 2025 Duranimal collection, Paris Fashion Week, March.  Although technical details weren't provided, based on the realistic "jiggle" achieved, the "garment" may have included "ballistics gel" in the critical elements.

Especially since the ratio of fabric to flesh on red carpets shrunk during the last two decades, critics and the public alike have become jaded, shock and surprise harder to achieve on the catwalk.  However, at Paris Fashion Week 2025, what had become elusive with fabric and flesh and was achieved with latex, a male model appearing in a gender-bending top during the presentation of Dutch designer Duran Lantink's (b 1998) fall 2025 Duranimal collection.  What turned out to be the most publicized item in the Palais de Tokyo Room wasn’t the collection of pieces featuring bold animal prints with striking silhouettes, but one never to be in any high street catalogue, a flesh-colored torso with a pair of realistic, jiggling, prosthetic breasts worn by male model Chandler Frye.

Tit for tat: Mica Argañaraz strutting in T-shirt.

What the male mode wore was, in design terms, a crop top, albeit one with untypical choices in material and construction, and the companion piece was worn by model Mica Argañaraz: a T-shirt also in skin-tone latex, molded in the form of an idealized male torso, something like those the sculptors of Antiquity once carved in marble.  Both were on display on a catwalk which snaked around a maze of cubicles filled with headset-wearing workers shuffling and stapling papers, something which may have had some thematic connection which what was on show although no explanation was provided.  While the T-shirt seems to have provoked few comments, there were criticisms of the latex boobs, usually in some way an objection to the objectification of the female body (something generally thought a battle long lost) while others denied this could possibly thought “fashion” which was about as pointless an observation as any of those by the many who over the years have dismissed porcelain urinals, drip paintings and such as “not art”.  When asked about the use of a woman’s body as a “costume” (nobody asked about the make torso), Mr Lantink replied it was “…about cosplay, it’s playing with bad taste, it’s about form. Every season, we’re trying to sort of surprise ourselves with how can we change an original piece into something that we find interesting”, adding: “And we’re gonna do whatever the fuck we want because we’re free.

On the catwalk: Lindsay Lohan in a Heart Truth Red Dress during Olympus Fashion Week, Fall, 2006, The Tent, New York City.

How to walk like catwalk model

Traci Halvorson of Halvorson Model Management (HMM) in San Jose, California, has written a useful guide for those wishing to learn the technique of walking like a catwalk (increasingly now called the gender-neutral “runway”) model.  Although walking on a wide, stable flat surface, in a straight line with few other instructions except “don’t fall over”, doesn’t sound difficult, the art is actually a tightly defined set of parameters which not all can master.  Some models who excel at static shots and are well-known from their photographic work can’t be used on a catwalk because their gait, while within the normal human range, simply isn’t a “catwalk walk”.  It’s thus a construct, of clothes, shoes, style and even expression and catwalk models need to be adaptable, able to achieve essentially the same thing whether in 6-inch (150 mm) high stilettos or slippery-soled ballet flats; it’s harder than it sounds and as all models admit, nothing improves one’s technique like practice.

(1) The facial expression.  It sounds a strange place to start but it’s not because if the facial expression is unchanging it means it’s easier to focus on everything else, the rational being that humans use their range of facial expression to convey emotion and attitude but this all has to be neutralized to permit the photographers (paradoxically the audience is less relevant) to capture what are defined “catwalk” shots.  Set the chin to point slightly down though don’t hang the head; the angle should be almost imperceptible and it recommended to imagine an invisible string attached to the top of the head holding the chin in its set position.

(2) Do not smile.  Catwalk models do not smile because it draws attention away from the product although this does not mean looking miserable or unhappy; instead look “serious” and this usually is done by perfecting what is described as a “neutral” expression, one which would defy an observer being able to tell whether the wearer is happy or sad.  To achieve this, the single most important aspect is to keep the mouth closed in a natural position, something like what is recommended for a passport photograph and ask others to judge the look but as a note of caution, there will be failures because some girls just look sort of happy no matter what.  In most of life, this will be of advantage so a career other than the catwalk will beckon.

(3) On the catwalk, keep the eyes focused straight ahead.  This not only makes walking easier but also self-imposes a discipline which will help maintain the static facial expression.  Because the eyes are focused straight-ahead, it will stop the head moving and the look will be the desired one of alertness and purposefulness.  Some models recommend imagining a object moving in front of them and focus on that and in the situations where there’s a procession on the catwalk, it’s possible usually to fixate on some unmoving point on the model ahead.

(5) Don’t fall over.  It’s an obvious point but it does happen and usually, shoes are responsible, either because the nature of the construction has so altered the model’s centre of gravity or there's  contact between footwear and some flowing piece of fabric, either one’s own or one in the wake of the model ahead.  There is no better training to avoid “catwalk stacks” than to practice in a wide variety of shoe types.

(5) If possible, arrange a replica catwalk on which to practice, it need only to be a few paces long and arranged so the walk is towards a full-length mirror.  For side views, film using a carefully positioned camera and compare the result with footage of actual catwalk models at work.  If possible, work in pairs or a group because you’ll hone each other’s techniques but remember this is serious business and criticism will need to be frank; feelings may need to be hurt on the walk to the catwalk.

(6) Stand up straight, imagining the invisible string holding the head in place being also attached to the spine.  Keep the shoulders back but not unnaturally so, posture needs to be good but not stiff or exaggerated and a good posture can to some extent compensate for a lack of height.  Again, this needs to be practiced in front of a mirror and practice will improve the technique, the object being to stand straight while looking relaxed and comfortable.

(7) Perfecting the actual catwalk walk will take some time because, although it looks entirely natural when done by models, it’s not actually the “natural” way most people walk.  To train, begin purely mechanistically, placing one foot in front of the other and walking with (comfortably) long strides, the best trick being to mark a line on the floor with chalk and imagine walking on a rope, keeping one foot in front of the other, allowing the hips slightly to move from side to side; the classic model look.  With sufficient practice, what designers call the model’s “strut” will evolve and in conjunction with the other techniques, there’ll be a projection of assuredness and confidence.

(8) However, the hips need symmetrically and slightly to move, not swing.  Catwalk models are hired as platforms for clothes within a narrow dimensional range and this includes not only the cut of the fabric but also the extent it is required to move as the body moves and motion must not be exaggerated.  When practicing this, again it’s preferable to work in pairs or groups.

How it's done.  Catwalk models need to look good coming or going.

(9) Limit the movement of the arms when walking.  Let the arms hang at the sides with the hands relaxed, the swing of the limbs sufficient only to ensure the look is not unnaturally stylized and certainly nothing like that of most people on the street.  Many report when first practicing that there’s a tendency for the hands to clench into fists and that’s because of the discipline being imposed on other body parts but from the start, ensure the hands are relaxed, loosely cupped and with a small (natural) gap (something like ¼ inch (5-6 mm) between the fingers.  Allow the arms slightly to bend and they’ll sway (just a little) with the body.

(10) Practice specifically for the occasion.  Just as even the best tennis players have to practice on grass if they’ve just come off playing on clay or hard-courts, at least an hour before an actual catwalk session should be spent practicing in the same style of shoes as will be worn for the session(s).  This applies even if wearing something less challenging like flats because the change in weight distribution and the resultant centre of gravity is profound if the last few days have been spent in 6 inch (150 mm) heels.     

(11) Practice with different types of music because the catwalk walk really is an exercise in rhythm and if one can find a piece which really suits and makes the walk easier to perfect, if it’s possible to imagine that while on the catwalk, that’s good although sometimes there’s music at the shows and not all can focus on what’s in the head while excluding what’s coming through the speakers.

Traci Halvorson's instructions were of course aimed at neophytes wishing to learn the basic technique but among established models there are variations and the odd stake of the individualistic, the most eye-catching of which is the "fierce strut", a usually fast-paced and aggressive march down the catwalk while still using the classic one-foot-in-front-of-the-other motif which so defines the industry.  It's thus not quite Nazi-style goose-stepping or even the hybrid step used most enthusiastically by the female soldiers in the DPRK (North Korean) military but it's clearly strutting with intent.


Recent fierce struts on the catwalk (runway).

Thursday, January 23, 2025

Pink

Pink (pronounced pingk)

(1) A definition of perceived color varying between a light crimson to a pale reddish purple (sometimes described as fuchsia); any of a group of colors with a reddish hue that are of low to moderate saturation and can usually reflect or transmit a large amount of light; a pale reddish tint.

(2) Any of various Old World plants of the caryophyllaceous genus Dianthus, such as D. plumarius (garden pink), cultivated for their fragrant flowers including the clove pink or carnation (sometimes referred to as the pink family); the flower of such a plant; any of various plants of other genera, such as the moss pink.

(3) The highest or best form, degree, or example of something (expressed usually as “in the pink” or “the pink of”).

(4) As the disparaging slang "pinko", either (1) a communist or one so suspected (US) or (2) a socialist (UK and English-speaking Commonwealth) (both dated).

(5) In informal use, a document provided in commerce or by government for some purpose which was historically issued on pink tissue paper (usually a carbon copy), the term still in some cases enduring for the modern digital analogue.

(6) In fox hunting as “the pinks”, a coat worn by riders (although actually in a shade of scarlet).

(7) In military tailoring, the pinkish-tan gabardine trousers once worn in some regiments as part of an officer’s dress uniform.

(8) In the stone trade, the general term for marble of this color.

(9) In informal use, of or relating to gay people or gay sexual orientation and used sometimes as a modifier in this context (pink vote, pink dollar, pink economy et al (many now dated)).  The pink triangle was a literal description of the fabric patch worn on the uniforms of homosexual inmates in Nazi concentration camps.

(10) In labour market demography, as pink collar, that part of the workforce or those job categories predominately female (dated and now rare because it's assumed by many to be a gay slur).

(11) In commerce, as a modifier, such products as may be discerned as being of this color (champagne, gin, salmon, diamonds et al).

(12) To pierce with a rapier or the like; to stab (based on the idea of a pinkish stain appearing on the clothing of one so stabbed); figuratively, to wound by irony, criticism, or ridicule.

(13) In tailoring, to finish fabric at the edge with a scalloped, notched, or other pattern, as to prevent fraying or for ornament.

(14) To punch cloth, leather etc with small holes or figures for purposes of ornament; to adorn or ornament, especially with scalloped edges or a punched-out pattern (mostly UK use).

(15) As pink disease (infantile acrodynia), a condition associated with chronic exposure to mercury.

(16) In nautical use, a sailing vessel with a narrow overhanging transom (historically a vessel with a pink stern).

(17) As pinky or pinkie, the fifth digit (little finger).

(18) In gardening, to cut with pinking shears.

(19) In US slang, an operative of the Pinkerton National Detective Agency (archaic but still used as a literary device of detectives generally).

(20) In the slang of fishing, various fish according region including the common minnow and immature Atlantic salmon, the origin of all probably the Middle Dutch pincke.

(21) In snooker, one of the color balls (colored pink), with a value of 6 points and in use since the nineteenth century.

(22) In vulgar slang, sometimes as “pink bits”, the vagina or vulva.

(23) In slang, an unlettered and uncultured, but relatively prosperous, member of the middle classes (similar to the Australian CUB (cashed-up bogan)) (UK archaic).

(24) In informal use, having conjunctivitis (ie pinkeye).

(25) To turn a topaz or other gemstone pink by the application of heat.

(26) In (spark ignition) ICEs (internal combustion engines), to emit a high "pinking" noise, usually as a result of ill-set ignition timing for the fuel used.

(27) Of a musical instrument, to emit a very high-pitched, short note.

(28) In color definition, any of various lake pigments or dyes in yellow, yellowish green, or brown shades made with plant coloring and a metallic oxide base (obsolete).

(29) As pinkwashing (al la greenwashing and the figurative use of whitewashing), a fake or superficial attempt to address issues of gay rights (though often applied to LGBTQQIAAOP issues in general).

Circa 1200:  From the Old English pungde (to pierce, puncture, stab with a pointed weapon) which by the early fourteenth century had acquired the sense of "make holes in; spur a horse" the source uncertain but perhaps from a nasalized form of the Romanic stem that also yielded French piquer (to prick, pierce) and the Spanish picar or else from the Old English pyngan (to prick) and directly from its source, the Latin pungere (to prick, pierce), from a suffixed form of primitive Indo-European root peug or peuk- (to prick).  By circa 1500, it had come to mean "to decorate (a garment, leather) by making small holes in a regular pattern at the edge or elsewhere" and that sense endures to this day in pinking shears (although they were not so-named until 1934).  The English pinge, pingen, pinken, pung & pungen (to push (a door)), batter, shove; prick, stab, pierce; punch holes in) was from the Old English pyngan (to prick) and dates from 1275–1325 and may be from (1) the Latin pungere (to prick, pierce), (2) the Low German pinken (hit; to peck) & Pinke (big needle) or (3) the Dutch pingelen (to do fine needlework), the root again the primitive Indo-European peug (to prick).  Pink is a noun, verb & adjective, pinker, pinkest, pinkish and pinky are adjectives and pinkness is a noun

Lustre-Creme shampooPink is for Girls” advertising posters, 1960s.

Lustre-Crème was emphatic “pink is just for girls” which was at the time hardly controversial for most although the claim they produced the “only pink shampoo” might have been ambitious.  It might also have seem a bit adventurous to suggest there exists a “pink fragrance” but it’s not unknown to have the sense of the senses shifted (in Opera it’s common to speak of a soprano’s voice “darkening” as she matures) and Lustre-Crème did note that “…should a certain someone get too close, he'll notice that we have a delightful ‘pink’ fragrance too.  Covering the market, for the practical young lady mention was made of the “…unbreakable plastic squeeze bottle with the new Flip 'n Tip Spout (no more cap-twisting).”  A "Flip 'n Tip Spout" is one of those small innovations which made life more civilized.  

The "pink is just for girls" equation is however of recent origin.  In the West, until the late nineteenth century, infants tended universally to be dressed in white because doing the laundry was a more tiresome (and certainly labor-intensive) task than today, thus the attraction of white fabric which could be bleached.  Until the early twentieth century, pink tended to be thought a “strong, masculine” color, (apparently on the basis of being a variant of red) while blue was seen as more delicate and so suitable for girls; as well as being considered “dainty”, blue had a strong historic association with the Virgin Mary because of the manner in which she’d been depicted by generations of artists.  As late as 1927, department stores like Marshall Field routinely would suggest pink for boys but within a decade the shift clearly had begun because by the late 1930s the Nazis had (eventually) settled on pink as the color of the identifying triangle worn by prisoners incarcerated under Paragraph 175 of the German penal code (which criminalized homosexual activity between men).  It was in the US in the post-war era of plenty that the “blue for boys, pink for girls” thing was established and it was a product of marketing, the attraction being that with a clear gender divide, parents would have to buy more clothes.  From there, the idea infected just about every industry, even tool manufacturers producing lines of pink tool kits for men dutifull to buy as gifts for Wags (wives & girlfriends).

Speak (2004) by Lindsay Lohan, pink vinyl edition, 2000 of which were in 2020 pressed for Urban Outfitters.  

The words "pinkie" & “pinky” were from the Dutch pinkje, a diminutive of pink (little finger) and of uncertain origin, the earliest known used in Scotland in 1808 and common in Scottish English, US English and elsewhere in the English-speaking world.  The nautical use dates from circa 1450, from the late Middle English pynck & pyncke, from the Middle Dutch pinke (fishing boat).  The flows were so named in the sixteenth century and surprisingly, the use to describe the color didn’t emerge until the eighteenth century, perhaps as a shortening of "pinkeye".  The flower family was so named in the 1570s, the common name of Dianthus, a garden plant actually of various colors.  The family picked up the name “pink” probably because of the idea of the "perforated" (scalloped) petals (ie “pinked” in the earlier sense) although etymologists did suggest there might be a link to the Dutch pink (small, narrow (in the sense of pinkie)), via the term pinck oogen (half-closed eyes (literally "small eyes), borrowed in the 1570s, the speculative link being the Dianthus sometimes has small dots resembling eyes.  The coincidence in the dates is interesting but there’s no documentary evidence.  It was the example of the flower which, by the 1590s, led to the figurative use of "pink" for "the flower" or highest type or example of excellence of anything.

Cadillac “targeted” advertising, gowns for mother and daughter by Jane Derby of New York, 1959 Cadillac Series 62 Convertible, body by Fisher.

1959 Cadillac Series 62 Convertible in non-original pink.

This (unedited) photograph may be compared with the crafted image (above) as an example of the way advertising agencies often preferred simulacrum to reality, some of the representations in the era having a similar relationship to the physical as promotional photographs of hamburgers have to what's really delivered to customers.  With the US cars of the era, the finest practitioners of the era were Art Fitzpatrick (1919–2015) & Van Kaufman (1918-1995) whose best known work was the collection of memorable images for General Motors' (GM) Pontiac Motor Division (PMD) during the 1960s.  What the chains do to advertise hamburgers blatantly (though not legally) is deceptive & misleading but the exaggerations in the graphical art used for the cars was less so because the distortions are so obvious and they were more in the tradition of mannerism, Fitzpatrick & Kaufman never quite becoming surrealists.

By 1959 Cadillac's advertising had for years emphasized the power and speed of their cars or intricacies such as air suspension or finned brakes.  This was aimed at the men who would be impressed by such things but the company also had advertisements for women, assuring them “…one of the special delights which ladies find in Cadillac ownership is the pleasure of being a passenger” before going on to invite them “…to visit your dealer soon – with the man of the house – and spend a hour in the passenger seat of a 1959 Cadillac.”  All that probably did still accurately reflect US society in 1959 (at least that sub-set which bought cars from Cadillac dealers) but it was in one way misleading.  Although Jane Derby’s (1895–1965) New York fashion house surely made many pink gowns, no pink Cadillac left the factory in 1959.  There are now many, many pink 1959 Cadillacs, the model regarded as having the most extravagant fins available during Detroit's crazy macropterous era, the effect heightened by the equally memorable "twin bullet" tail-lamps (although the fins on the 1961 Imperial were just under an inch (25 mm) more vertiginous) but it was only in 1956 Cadillac had a pink hue on the option chart (as "Mountain Laurel" (code DAL-70663-DQE)).  It was that the popular singer Elvis Presley (1935-1977) purchased (for his mother) a pink Cadillac and the use of the phrase in popular culture (song & film) which made the trend a thing although that car was a 1955 Fleetwood Sixty Special which was originally blue with a black roof.  The roof was later re-sprayed white (the sun is harsh in the South) but people adopting the "Pink Cadillac" motif usually go monochromatic and pastels ("baby pink" the best known) seem more popular than "hot pink".

Pink Pig Porsche 917-20, 1971.

Although it raced only once, the “Pink Pig” (917-20) remains one of the best remembered 917s.  In the never-ending quest to find the optimal compromise between the down-force needed to adhere to the road and a low-drag profile to increase speed, a collaboration between Porsche and France's Société d’Etudes et de Réalisations Automobiles (SERA, the Society for the Study of Automotive Achievement) was formed to explore a design combine the slipperiness of the 917-LH with the stability of the 917-K.  Porsche actually had their internal styling staff work on the concept at the same time, the project being something of a Franco-German contest.  The German work produced something streamlined & futuristic with fully enclosed wheels and a split rear wing but despite the promise, the French design was preferred.  The reasons for this have never been clarified but there may have been concerns the in-house effort was too radical a departure from what had been homologated on the basis of an earlier inspection and that getting such a different shape through scrutineering, claiming it still an “evolution” of the original 917, might have been a stretch.  No such problems confronted the French design; SERA's Monsieur Charles Deutsch (1911-1980) was Le Mans race director.  On the day, the SERA 917 passed inspection without comment.

Der Trüffeljäger von Zuffenhausen (The Trufflehunter from Zuffenhausen), a fibreglass display (some 45 inches (1150 mm) in length) finished in the Pink Pig’s livery.  It includes battery-operated LED (light emitting diode) fixtures within the nostrils, activated by a toggle switch under an access panel on the neck.  Weighing some 50 lb (23 kg), it measures (length x width x height) 45 inches x 20 x 32 (1140 x 510 x 810 mm).  In an on-line auction in 2024, it sold for US$3800.

Pink Pig Porsche 917-20, Le Mans, 1971.

At 87 vs 78 inches (2200 mm vs 2000 mm), the SERA car was much wider than a standard 917K, the additional width shaped to minimize air flow disruption across the wheel openings.  The nose was shorter, as was the tail which used a deeper concave than the “fin” tail the factory had added in 1971.  Whatever the aerodynamic gains, compared to the lean, purposeful 917-K, it looked fat, stubby and vaguely porcine; back in Stuttgart, the Germans, never happy about losing to the French, dubbed it Das Schwein (the pig).  Initially unconvincing in testing, the design responded to a few tweaks, the factory content to enter it in a three hour event where it dominated until side-lined by electrical gremlins.  Returned to the wind tunnel, the results were inconclusive although suggesting it wasn't significantly different from a 917K (Kurzheck (short tail) and suffered from a higher drag than the 917-LH (Langheck (long-tail)).  It was an indication of what the engineers had long suspected: the 917K's shape was about ideal.

Pink Pig Porsche 917-20, Le Mans, 1971.

For the 1971 Le Mans race, the artist responsible for the psychedelia of 1970 applied the butcher’s chart lines to the body which had been painted pink.  In the practice and qualifying sessions, the Pig ran in pink with the dotted lines but not yet the decals naming the cuts; those (in the Pretoria typeface), being applied just before the race and atop each front fender was a white pig-shaped decal announcing: Trüfel Jäger von Zuffenhausen (the truffel hunter from Zuffenhausen); the Pink Pig had arrived.  Corpulent or not, in practice, it qualified a creditable seventh, two seconds slower than the 917-K that ultimately won and, in the race, ran well, running as high as third but a crash ended things.  Still in the butcher's shop livery, it's now on display in the Porsche museum.

Pink Pig Porsche 917-20, 1971.

Scuttlebutt has always surrounded the Pink Pig.  It's said the decals with the names of the cuts of pork and bacon were applied furtively were applied, just to avoid anyone demanding their removal.  Unlike the two other factory Porsches entered under the Martini banner, the Pink Pig carried no Martini decals, the rumor being the Martini & Rossi board, their aesthetic sensibilities appalled by the porcine lines, refused to associate the brand with the thing.  Finally, although never confirmed by anyone, it's long been assumed the livery was created, not with any sense of levity but as a spiteful swipe at SERA although it may have been something light-hearted, nobody ever having proved Germans have no sense of humor.

A coffee table in Pink Pig livery built on a M28 Porsche V8 engine (introduced in 1977 for use in the new 928 and, much updated, still in production).

Coffee tables in this form are not uncommon as display or promotional pieces and are sometimes advertised as “the gift for the man who has everything”; whether the pink paint will extend the attraction to many women seems improbable but, despite the perceptions, there are women who share the stereotypically male attachment to cars and their components.  Almost all coffee tables built around engine blocks use a glass top so the interesting bits are visible; if there’s thus a flat surface they are as functional as any of the same dimensions.  Some however have some of the mechanical bits protruding, usually just for visual impact although there have been some V8s and V12s where the heads are not installed, the open cylinders used as somewhere to place jars of sauces, dressings and such.  On this table, the intake manifold extends above the table-top through a surface cut-out so it reduces the usable area but the tubular intake rams are there to be admired.  Although all-aluminium, the M28 was built for robustness and was no lightweight: the table weighs some 240 lb (110 kg) and measures (length x width x height) 43 x 20 x 32 inches (1090 x 940 x 432 mm).  In an on-line auction in 2024, it sold for US$5300.

In the pink: 1983 Porsche 928S in  a “rauchquarzmetallic” wrap.  The 928 was the first Porsche to use the M28 V8. 

In production between 1977-1995, with a front-mounted, water-cooled V8, the 928 was a radical departure from the configuration of their previous road cars, all air-cooled flat fours or sixes and mostly with a true rear engine layout (the power-plant installed aft of the rear axle).  By the early 1970s the Porsche management team had come to believe (1) the fundamental limitations and compromises physics imposed on cars with so much weight at the rear extreme meant such engineering was a cul-de-sac, (2) demand for the by then decade-old 911 would continue to decline and (3) US regulators (then much in the mood to regulate) would soon outlaw rear engines and air-cooling, along with convertibles.  As things turned out, the election of Ronald Reagan (1911-2004; US president 1981-1989), a one-time Hollywood film star with fond memories of convertibles and some distaste for “excessive and intrusive regulations” was elected with the (never explicitly stated but well-understood) agenda to make America great again and a new mood prevailed in Washington, convertibles and much else surviving the expected fall of the axe.  The 928 was well-received by the press but like Toyota’s Lexus which never quite managed to achieve the reputation it deserved because it was “not a Mercedes-Benz” (actually perhaps “not what a Mercedes-Benz used to be”), the 928 suffered from being “not a 911”.  Although the 928 joined the list of machines out-lived by those which they were intended to replace, it was a success and in production for some eighteen years although in the twenty-first century depressed values in the after-market meant it became associated with drug dealers and people with maxed-out credit cards (at some points, certain used 928s were the cheapest 160 mph (260 km/h) cars on the market).  The perception has now improved and around the planet there are solid 928 communities although the members have nothing like the devotional feelings of the 911 congregation.

1974 Lamborghini Espada Series III in pink.  This color was not available from the factory.

First shown Geneva Auto Salon in March 1968, the Espada was conventionally engineered (by the standards of exotic Italian thoroughbreds) but audaciously styled, the design brief to create something with genuine seating for four while retaining the dramatic lines which had become a signature of the company which was then barely five years from having branched out from building tractors.  It was one of those machines which from some angles was seductively attractive yet from other aspects could look ungainly but it did work in that although ingress and egress was compromised, four comfortably could be accommodated and after 1974 Chrysler’s robust and versatile TorqueFlite automatic transmission became available, further extending the market appeal.  In what became a difficult era, it proved Lamborghini’s most successful model with 1226 produced in three series: (176 Espada 400 GT Series I (1968-1969), 578 Espada 400 GTE Series II (1970-1972) & 472 Espada 400 GTS Series III (1972-1978).  Espada is a Spanish word meaning “sword”, the reference specifically to the blade a torero uses in bullfighting to kill the unfortunate beast and to this day Lamborghini still uses terms from the tradition for its models.  That’s perhaps surprising given bullfighting is now not as socially respectable as it was during the 1960s although disapprobation of the “sport” is not new and Pius V (1504–1572; pope 1566-1572) as early as 1567 called the practice: “alien from Christian piety and charity” and “better suited to demons rather than men”.  Like many papal though bubbles which never quite make it to the status of doctrine, his ban was soon ignored and after his death the edict quietly was allowed to lapse.

Flamingo's Exotic Dancer's boots in baby pink are available in in calf (left), ankle (centre) and thigh (right) length in a variety of heel and sole heights.  Because of the commonality of design elements and interchangeability of components, there's a degree of production-line rationalization which means the range economically can be produced.  

Actor Florence Pugh (b 1996) in hot pink Valentino Tulle gown with Valentino Tan-Go pink patent platform pumps, July 2022.

The noun meaning "pale red color, red color of low chroma but high luminosity" was first noted in 1733 (although pink-colored dates from the 1680s), developed from one of the most common and fancied of the flowers and pink had come into use as an adjective by 1720.  As a physical phenomenon, the color pink obviously pre-dated the word pink as a descriptor and the earlier name for such a color in English was the mid-fourteenth century incarnation (flesh-color) and as an adjective (from the 1530s) incarnate, from the Latin words for "flesh".  These however had other associations and tended to drift in sense from “flesh-color” & “blush-color” toward “crimson” & “blood color”; it is thus a discipline to “translate” even early Modern English.

Lindsay Lohan in pink pantsuit with Valentino’s Rockstud pumps, New York, October 2019.

The noun pink-eye (and pinkeye) (contagious eye infection) was an invention of US English from 1882 although, dating from the 1570s, it one meant "a small eye".  The adjectival pink-collar (jobs generally held by women or those considered characteristically feminine (1977) or the female workforce generally (1979) was a back-formation based on the earlier blue-collar, white-collar etc.  Pinky as an adjective (pinkish, somewhat pink) dates from 1790, building on the earlier pinkish (somewhat pink), noted since 1784.  The derogatory adjectival slang pinko (soon also a noun in this context) was used of those with social or political views "tending towards “red” (ie sympathetic to communism, the Soviet Union (USSR) etc) since 1927 although as a metaphor that had existed at least since 1837.  It was in the context of the time a euphemistic slur; a way of calling someone a communist (or at least a fellow traveler) without actually saying so.  In Australia, old Sir Henry Bolte (1908-1990; premier of Victoria 1955-1972) would often refer to the local broadsheet The Age as “that awful pinko rag” although he wasn’t unique in his critique, the paper’s one-time headquarters known by many as the “Spencer Street Soviet”.

On any Wednesday.

In idiomatic use, to be "in the pink" is to be healthy, physically fit, or in high spirits; to be "tickled pink" dates from 1909 and is to be very happy with something.  The "pink slip" (apparently originally a "discharge from employment notice" and historically issued on pink tissue paper (usually as a carbon copy)),  is attested by 1915 and pink slips had various connotations in employment early in the twentieth century, including a paper signed by a worker attesting he would leave the labour union or else be fired.  The term pink slip came to refer to a wide variety of documents (in the US it was often the title to a car) provided in commerce or by government for some purpose (although not all literally were pink) the term still in some cases enduring for the modern digital analogue.  To “see pink elephants”, a euphemism for those suffering alcohol-induced hallucinations, dates from 1913 when it appeared in Jack London's (1876-1916) autobiographical novel, John Barleycorn although such things are not always apparitions.  Some languages such as Chuukese and German use pink but other descendants include the Afrikaans pienk, the Finnish pinkki, the Irish pinc, the Japanese pinku (ピンク), the Korean pingkeu (핑크), the Marshallese piin̄, the Samoan piniki, the Scottish Gaelic pinc, the Southern Ndebele –pinki, the Swahili -a pinki, the Tokelauan piniki, the Tok Pisin pinkpela, the Welsh pinc and the Xhosa –pinki.

In the natural environment, pink is all around.  Sexy pink orchids in Fuschia (left), an Amazon River Dolphin (Inia geoffrensis, centre) and a pink baby elephant (right).

Pink elephants are of course hard to find in London but they're rare anywhere.  On the internet, there have been claims the creatures can be found in parts of India, the color the result of the red soil in the environment, the creatures spraying dust on their hides to protect themselves from biting insects.  However, it turned out to be fake news, the supporting evidence created with Photoshop and wildlife experts that while elephants cover themselves in mud, this doesn’t change the colour of their skin.  It's true there is a rare genetic disorder (technically a form of albinism) which can result in the skin of young African elephants displaying a slight pink hue but it's nothing like the vivid hot pink in the Photoshopped fake news.  While in London, famous Australian concierge Elvis Soiza (once a leading figure in the Secret Society of the Les Clefs d’Or) managed, at remarkably short notice, to procure a pink (painted) elephant to be led through the streets of Chelsea to delight one of the wives of a visiting dignitary from the Middle East.  It’s apparently not since been done.

The Playmate-Pink Cars, 1964-1975

Hugh Hefner (1926-2017; founder and long-time editor-in-chief of Playboy magazine) in his 1955 Cadillac Series 62 Convertible. 1955 was Cadillac’s year of “peak dagmar” and amateur psychoanalysts should make of Mr Hefner’s taste in automobiles what they will although, sometimes, a Cadillac is just a Cadillac.

The Playboy Motor Car Corporation was established in New York in 1947 by a pre-war car dealer who believed there would be much demand for a smaller, less expensive car than those in the ranges offered by the established manufacturers, almost all of which essentially differed little from the models which abruptly had ceased production in 1942.  In some ways it was a modern concept, in-house manufacturing minimized in favor of outsourcing and, wherever possible, the use of standard, off-the-shelf parts.  Conceived as a small convertible with three-abreast seating, it offered the novelty of a multi-part, retractable hard-top, something not new but which would not be offered by a volume manufacturer for almost a decade (before being mostly abandoned for forty years).  Like many thousands (literally) of optimistic souls who have for more than a century succumbed to the temptation of entering the car business, the hopes of Playboy’s founders were high but many factors conspired against the project, not the least of which was the car’s tiny size and under-powered engine; it offered economy in an age when austerity was becoming unfashionable and not even a hundred were built before the company entered bankruptcy in 1951.

Not Hugh Hefner's sort of car: 1949 Playboy Convertible.

With that, the Playboy name might have passed forgotten into the annals of the New York Bankruptcy Court.  However, not long after the company’s demise, Hugh Hefner received a C&D (“cease and desist” letter) from counsel for Stag magazine (a men’s adventure title), advising a trademark protection suit would be filed were he to proceed with the release of the magazine he intended to launch with the title Stag Party.  A new name was thus required and after pondering Pan, Sir, Top Hat, Gentleman, Satyr & Bachelor, Hefner’s friend (and Stag Party’s co-founder), Eldon Sellers (1921-2016) (apparently prompted by his mother who had worked for the failed car company) suggested it was the ideal name.  Hefner agreed although whether that had anything to do with the clever mechanism with which the little car could be made topless has never been discussed.  With Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962) on the cover, Hefner in 1953 issued the first edition of Playboy magazine and the rest is history.  One footnote in Playboy’s history is that between 1964-1975, the car gifted to the playmate of the year (PotY) was usually pink.  After that, the gifts were still given but no longer in pink:

1964: Donna Michelle Ronne (1945-2004), Ford Mustang convertible.

The Mustang was the industry’s big hit for 1964, setting sales records which even now are impressive.  It was also highly profitable, most mechanical parts borrowed from existing Ford lines and the very platform on which it was built was that of the humble Falcon, introduced a few years earlier as a compact (in US terms), economy model.  Only the body was truly new but it was “the body from central casting” and while it didn't (quite) invent the “pony car” segment, it certainly defined it and the linguistic connection lent the sector its name.  The lines, which in 1964 created a stir, established the motif which would be imitated by many and, sixty-odd years on, Mustangs, Dodge Challengers and Chevrolet Camaros still were all all variations of the 1964 original.  That original had wide appeal, able to be configured with relatively small six-cylinder engines (in the sexist language of the age: "secretary's cars") or larger V8s, soon to include even highly-strung solid-lifter versions, a sign of things to come.  Aged 18 at the time of her shoot, Ms Ronne (who modelled as "Donna Michelle") remains the youngest PotY.

The 1964 PotY’s car was finished in a special-order color which anyone could order but it quickly became known to the public as “Playmate Pink” or “Playboy Pink” although it was only later Ford added the latter to the option list as code #WT9301.  That would be one of four shades of pink the corporation would offer between 1964-1972 including Dusk Rose (code #M0835 and offered originally on the 1957 Thunderbird), Passionate Pink (code #WT9036 which was part of a Valentine’s Day promotion in February 1968) & Hot Pink (code #WT9036).  Interestingly, regarded as niche shades, most of the hues of pink rarely appeared on the mass-distribution brochures and could be viewed only on DSO (Dealer Special Order) charts.  Social change, workforce participation and the contraceptive pill combined in the 1960s to let women emerge as influential or even autonomous economic units and Ford was as anxious as any of the cogs of capitalism to attract what was coming to be described as the "pink dollar".  The tie-in with Playboy wasn’t the only time a pink Mustang was a promotional prop, the Tussy Lip Stick Company offering three 1967 Mustangs as prizes for contest winners, each finished in a shade of pink which matched the lip sticks Racy Pink, Shimmery Racy Pink Frosted & Defroster.  Defroster sounds particularly ominous but to set minds at rest, Tussy helpfully decoded the pink portfolio thus:

Racy Pink: "A pale pink".

Racy Pink Frosted: "Shimmers with pearl". 

Defroster: "Pours on melting beige lights when you wear it alone, or as a convertible top to another lip color".

The fate of the cars is unknown but nerds might note the three prizes were 1967 models while the model (as in the Mustang) in the advertisement is from the 1966 range.  That's because the advertising copy had to be made available before the embargo had been lifted on photographs of the 1967 range.  The men on Madison Avenue presumably dismissed the suggestion of what might now be thought "deceptive and misleading" content with the familiar "she'll never know".

1965: Jo Collins (b 1945), Sunbeam Tiger.

Although from a different manufacturer, the 1965 PotY’s car actually had the same engine as her predecessor’s gift.  Introduced in 1961 with a capacity of 221 cubic inches (3.6 litres), Ford’s small-block V8 (known as the Windsor after the location of the foundry in the Canadian province of Ontario at which it was first built), it pioneered the use of “thin-wall” casting techniques and, on sale between 1961-2002, would be enlarged first to 260 cubic inches (4.2 litres), then 289 (4.7), 302 (4.9) and 351 (5.8) and installed in everything from pick-up trucks to the GT40 (#1075) which won the Le Mans 24 hour classic in 1968 & 1969.  AC used a 221 as a proof of concept exercise in what, with the 260, would be released as the first Shelby American Cobras, the most numerous of which used the 289, the most famous either the 427 or 428 cubic inch (7.0 litres) FE V8.

In England, Sunbeam (then part of Rootes Group) had been attracted by the Windsor’s light weight and compactness, finding, with a little modification and some help from Carroll Shelby (1923–2012), it could (just) fit in the bay of their little Alpine sports car, otherwise never powered by anything larger than a 1.7 litre (105 cubic inch) four.  Fit it did although one modification was the inclusion of a hatch in the footwell to permit a hand to reach one otherwise inaccessible spark plug, an indication of how tight was that fit.  However, the project proved successful and the Tiger sold well although Sunbeam never offered the high-powered versions of the Windsor Shelby used in the Cobras, the platform really at its limit using the more modestly tuned units.  The US was a receptive market for the little hot rod and one featured in the Get Smart TV series, although it’s said that for technical reasons, a re-badged Alpine was actually used, the same swap effected for the 2008 film adaptation, a V8 exhaust burble dubbed where appropriate, a not unusual trick in film-making.  In 1967, after taking control of Sunbeam, Chrysler had intended to continue production of the Tiger, by then powered by the 289 but with Chrysler’s 273 cubic inch (4.4 litre) LA V8 substituted.  Unfortunately, while 4.7 Ford litres filled it to the brim, 4.4 Chrysler litres overflowed; the Windsor truly was compact.  Allowing it to remain in production until the stock of already purchased Ford engines had been exhausted, Chrysler instead changed the advertising from emphasizing the “…mighty Ford V8 power plant” to the vaguely ambiguous “…an American V-8 power train”.  It’s not clear if the 1965 PotY received her Tiger as a gift or a twelve-month loan but either way she enjoyed a rarity.  The Tiger was produced for only three years, during which just over 7000 were made, most with the 260, but the PotY’s Mark II model was one of 663 fitted with the 289.  Now painted red, the car still exists.

1966: Allison Parks (1943-2010), Dodge Charger.

Detroit in the 1930s had produced fastbacks because "streamlining" had become a fashion and in the 1940s even had mainstream ranges of two & four door models but the fad proved brief.  By the early 1960s however experience on the NASCAR ovals had demonstrated how much more aerodynamically efficient were steeply sloped rear windows compared with the more upright “notch backs” that designers and public alike had preferred for the additional headroom the packaging efficiency created.  So buoyant was the state of the US industry at the time, the solution was to offer both and the most slippery form of all was the fastback, a roofline which extended in one curve from the top of the windscreen all the way to the tail.  As a generation of Italian thoroughbreds had shown, the fastback could be a dramatic and aesthetic success on smaller machines but on the big Americans, it was a challenge and one never really solved on the full-sized cars although the by the late 1960s, a formula had been found for the intermediates, necessitated by the shape delivering higher speed and lower fuel consumption on the NACSAR ovals.

In 1966, the formula was still being mixed and while the Dodge Charger’s wind-cheating tail (after some tweaks) delivered the extra speed, the slab-sidedness attracted criticism and, after an initial spurt, sales were never impressive and it wouldn’t be until the revised version was released to acclaim in 1968 that the promise was realized.  In fairness, the 1966 Charger, while not as svelte as its successor, was a better interpretation of the big fastback than some others, notably the truly ghastly Rambler (later AMC) Marlin.  Mechanically, the Charger was tempting, the top engine (though not the biggest, a tamer 440 cubic inch (7.2 litre) V8 also available) option the newly released 426 cubic inch (7.0 litre) Street Hemi which was a very expensive, slightly detuned race engine and the dashboard featured Chrysler’s intriguing electroluminescent instruments which, rather than being lit with bulbs, deployed a phenomenon in which a material emits light in response to an electric field; the ethereal glow much admired.

Apparently the 1966 PotY wanted something roomy and practical with which to take her family to swimming practice so the spacious Charger was a good choice and the rear bucket seats, although separated by a full-length console, could be folded flat, creating a surprisingly capacious compartment.  Wisely, the Playboy organization didn’t give her a Hemi Charger, the dual quad monster inclined to be noisy, thirsty and even a little cantankerous, the pink car fitted with a 383 cubic inch (6.3 litre) V8, the engine nominated by Chrysler’s engineers at the time as the best all-round compromise, the two-barrel version their usual recommendation, a four-barrel for those prepared to sacrifice economy for performance.  The fate of the car is unknown.

1967: Lisa Baker (b 1944), Plymouth Barracuda fastback.

However ungainly the fastback may have appeared on the Charger, it worked well on the smaller Barracuda although there are students of such things who maintain the almost Italianesque lines of the notchback version are better and there was a convertible too, matching the coachwork by then offered on the Mustang.  What all agreed however was the second series Barracuda, released in 1967, was a vast improvement on its frumpy predecessor, now noted mostly for the curiosity of its huge, wrap-around rear-window.  Things could have been different because the original Barracuda, using the same concept as the Mustang (a poetic form disguising a prosaic structure) was actually released a few weeks before the sexy Ford and was in some ways a superior car but it had nothing like the appeal, being so obviously based on an economy car whereas the Mustang better hid its humble origins.

The second series Barracuda looked much more attractive although, being less changed underneath, didn’t fully emulate the “long hood, short deck” motif with which the Mustang had created the pony car template.  Still, it’s reception in the marketplace encouraged Chrysler and soon, to match the now widened Mustang, big block engines began to appear.  The Barracuda was not actually widened but this was the 1960s and though Chrysler couldn’t easily install a big-block, they could with difficulty and so they did although the 383 was a tight fit and compromises were required, the exhaust system a little restrictive and niceties like power steering weren’t offered; with the big lump sitting over the front wheels, at low speed they did demand strength to manhandle.  Almost 2000 were built with the 383 V8 but there were some who wanted more and in 1969, in a package now called ‘Cuda, a few were fitted with the 440.  At first glance it looked a bargain, the big engine not all that expensive but having ticked the box, the buyer then found added a number of "mandatory options" so the total package did add a hefty premium to the basic cost.  The bulk of the 440 was such that the plumbing needed for disc brakes wouldn’t fit so the monster had to be stopped with the antiquated drum-type and again there was no space for power steering.  The prototype built with a manual gearbox frequently snapped so many rear suspension components the engineers were forced to insist on an automatic transmission, the fluid cushion softening the impact between torque and tarmac but, in a straight line, the things were quick enough to entice almost 350 buyers.  To this day the 440 remains the second biggest displacement engine Detroit put in a pony car, only the 455 (7.5 litre) Pontiac used in the Firebird and Trans-Am was larger.

The 1969 440s weren’t exactly anti-climatic but true megalomaniacs had in 1968 been more impressed when Plymouth again took the metaphorical shoehorn used to fit the 383 and installed the 426 Street Hemi, 50 of which were built (though one normally reliable source claims 70) and, with fibreglass panels & much acid-dipping to reduce weight, there was no pretence the things were intended for anywhere except a drag strip, living out sometimes brief lives in quarter mile (402m) chunks.  The power-to-weight ratio of the 1968 Hemi ‘Cudas was the highest of the era but lurking behind the Sturm und Drang stirred by the big blocks was one of the best combinations of the era: The 'Cudas fitted with Chrysler's 340 cubic inch (5.6 litre) (LA) small block V8 were superior machines except in straight line speed and the visceral reaction a Hemi can inspire.

Dior Rouge 999.

The Hemi ‘Cuda reached its apotheosis in 1970 when, on a unique widened (E-body) platform, it and the companion Dodge Challenger were finally fully competitive pony cars.  Unfortunately, just as the 1967 Barracuda would likely have been a bigger success if released in 1964, so the 1970 car was three years too late, debuting in a declining market segment.  In 1970, an encouraging 650 odd Hemi ‘Cudas were sold but the next year, under pressure from the soaring costs of insuring the things, sales collapsed, barely reaching three figures.  The smaller engined versions fared better but the emission & safety regulations added to the negative market forces and the first oil shock in 1973 was a death knell, both the Barracuda and Challenger cancelled in 1974, the four-year E-body programme booking a significant financial loss.  In the agonizing reappraisal undertaken in the aftermath of what was labeled "a debacle", careers were said to have suffered.  It was as an extinct species the later ‘Cudas achieved their greatest success... as used cars.  In 2014, one of the twelve 1971 Hemi ‘Cuda convertibles sold at auction for US$3.5 million and in 2021, another attracted a bit of US$4.8 million without reaching the reserve.  If it survives, the 1967 PotY’s pink Barracuda wouldn’t benefit from quite that appreciation but it would have some appeal and there were reputedly another ten pink cars built for the occasion, all from the one California plant, the paint code #999, which, coincidently, is shared with Dior’s cor Rouge 999 lip stick and nail enamel.  Red rather than pink, the 999 reference was  borrowed from the gold industry, a purity of 99.9-something percent as pure as gold gets.  Known also as "24 karat" or "pure gold", because of the softness, it's not suitable for all decorative or industrial uses but is a required standard for investment purposes such as bars, bullion or coins.  The 999 standard permits an alloying with 0.1% impurities or other metals (usually silver, copper or lead) and some metals exchanges even specify the proportion of the other metals which may be included in the 0.1%.

1968: Angela Dorian (b 1944), AMC AMX.

Before Tesla, American Motors Corporation (AMC) was the last of the "independents" (some of which formed agglomerations in an attempt to survive) which tried to compete with Detroit’s big three, General Motors (GM), Ford & Chrysler.  In the post-war years this was mostly a struggle and AMC’s brightest years had come in the late 1950s when, then run by George Romney (1907–1995 and father of Mitt Romney (b 1947; Republican nominee for US president 2012)), the company began to compete against small, imported cars, then a market segment in which the big three offered no domestically produced vehicles.  That however changed in the early 1960s and AMC’s halcyon days soon ended although they continued for years along the road to eventual extinction and one of their more interesting ventures was the short-lived AMX (1968-1970).

The AMX exemplified the AMC approach in that it was conjured up something new by taking an existing model and, at low cost, modifying it to be something quite different, an approach which, for better and worse, they were compelled to follow to the end.  The AMX was a short-wheelbase, two-seater version of AMC’s Javelin pony car which, introduced in 1967 to contest the then booming segment, had been well-reviewed by the press and, despite the latter-day perception of its lack-lustre performance in the market, sometimes out-sold the Barracuda and actually out-lived it by a few months but unlike some Barracudas (actually the 'Cuda derivative), neither Javelins nor AMXs command multi-million dollar prices at auction.  The corporation originally used the AMX name (standing for “American Motors experimental”) for a “concept car” and two show cars (somewhat misleadingly at the time referred to as “prototypes”) which toured the show circuit in 1966-1967.  All were a radical departure from the staid image associated with the economical, practical vehicles on which the company had built its reputation (and most of its profits) but the response was positive and with the post-war baby boom having created a large number of males aged 17-25 who were the most affluent young generation in history, AMC decided to enter the “sporty” car market.  In fairness, at the time, it would have seemed not only a good idea but also an obvious one given the extraordinary success of machines like the Ford Mustang & Chevrolet Camaro.  Like many manufacturers, AMC liked three letter designations and they also had a trim package called “SST” which, according to internal documents, stood for “Super Sport Touring” and not “Stainless Steel Trim” as is sometimes suggested (although use was made of the metal for some of the bright-work so the assumption was not unreasonable).  Doubtlessly AMC expected some positive association in the public mind with the SST (supersonic transport) projects several US aerospace manufacturers were in the era pondering as competition for the Anglo-French Concord(e).

AMX 36-24-35, post-restoration, 2015.

Still, the AMX was an interesting, even a "brave" (in the sense Sir Humphrey Appleby (the fictional senior bureaucrat in the BBC's Yes Minister (1980-1984) & Yes, Prime Minister (1986-1988) series) might have used the word) innovation, a two-seat coupé added to a market in which there was no similar model (Chevrolet’s Corvette was a true sports car), the last attempt at such a thing the two-seat Ford Thunderbird (1955-1957) which had been retired and replaced by a vastly more successful four-seat version.  That was not encouraging but AMC persisted, able to leverage its resources and produce lines at lower cost than the big three could manage.  The AMX, like the Javelin was a piece of typically solid AMC engineering, enjoyed some success in competition and quixotically, two dozen were assembled in Australia in right-hand-drive configuration, sold under the old Rambler name which had so well served George Romney, the marque lingering on there for a few more years where, remarkably to Americans, it was marketed as a "prestige" product.  However, the costs involved in maintaining the shorter AMX platform were too great and when a revised Javelin was released in 1971, AMX became just an option package.  The Javelin too would be axed in 1974 but AMC continued to use the AMX name (which had actually started life in 1966 for concept cars on the show circuit) until 1980.

By 1968, the deeply religious George Romney was long gone from AMC, having moved into Republican politics; like his time in the car business, his second career had its ups and downs and (like his son and many others) he never realized his goal of reaching the White House.  Had he still been in the chair, it may be that never would he have countenanced the idea of AMC getting mixed up with Playboy magazine and, even if persuaded, probably would have drawn the line at the PotY’s vital statistics blatantly being celebrated.  As it was, with no Mormon veto, the AMX, one of several said to have been painted “Playmate Pink” was delivered to Ms Dorian with a plaque on the dashboard engraved AMX 36–24–35 (the numbers verified by the staff at Playboy, experts in such matters).

Ms Dorian too had her ups and downs, eventually parting with AMX 36-24-35 after forty-two years but keeping the Walther (9mm) PPK handgun which had been a gift from a friend, the film-maker Roman Polanski (b 1933), the two having met when Dorian appeared as a recovering heroin addict in Polanski's Rosemary's Baby (1968).  She was also a friend of the director's then wife Sharon Tate (1943-1969) and in August 1969, after followers of cult leader Charles Manson (1934-2017) murdered the eight months pregnant Tate (and four others), Polanski gave his personal Walther PPK to Dorian for self-protection and it was with this that in 2010, after an argument, a 66 year-old Angela Dorian shot her husband of two decades.  He survived the shooting and was quoted by the press lamenting "I loved her for nearly 25 years. A divorce would have been sufficient, not a bullet...", which, in the circumstances, does seem generous.  Charged with attempted murder (later reduced to attempted voluntary manslaughter to which she pleaded no contest), she received a nine year sentence and was released on parole in April 2018.  AMX 36-24-35 also had its ups and downs, repainted (like many of the playmate cars) in something less eye-catching before being found in a dilapidated state.  It’s since been restored to its original pink splendor and remains in its original configuration, equipped with the base (short-deck) 290 cubic inch (4.8 litre) V8, automatic transmission, air conditioning, tilt wheel, AM radio & 8-track stereo player and the optional rear bumper guards.  It remains unique as a PotY car but the factory’s records do list one other “Playmate Pink” AMX, “special-ordered” late in 1968 by a dealership in Potosi, Missouri and it would have been a bit quicker, running the (short deck) “AMX” 390 (6.4), coupled with an automatic transmission, the “GO" option (a high-performance & dress-up package), air conditioning, and leather trim.


1969: Connie Kreski (1946-1995), Shelby Mustang GT500 with the ultimate hood ornament between the NACA ducts.

In their run of half a decade, Carroll Shelby’s Mustangs were transformed from race cars which, conveniently, could be road-registered and driven to the track, into elaborately embellished, luxuriously equipped cars usually just a little more powerful than those upon which they were based yet managing still to look faster still.  In 1965, Shelby was aware of the Mustang’s potential in competition and looking for a profitable line to sell, the new seven litre (427 & 428 cubic inch) Cobra giving every indication it would become the loss-making venture it proved (although they became an extraordinarily profitable investment for anyone buying at the right point).

Shelby American created the first of their Mustangs in 1965, using basic, fastback cars sent by Ford to the factory in Venice Beach, the facilities later moved to 6555 West Imperial Highway (now the Qantas freight terminal) adjacent to Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) when more space was required.  All the cars built in 1965-1966 used the familiar Windsor 289 in essentially the same sate of tune as the Cobras and the drive-train was beefed-up to handle both the additional output and the lateral forces encountered in the extremes of competition.  The Cobra DNA in the early Shelby Mustangs was thus no affectation and the “Cobra” name was often applied to the cars, both in marketing materials and on parts prominently displayed.  The cars however were as much about what was left out as what was put in.  Shelby had been a race driver (winning the 1958 Le Mans 24 Hour) and understood the significance of lightness which improved performance, tyre wear & fuel consumption and reduced the stresses to which mechanical components were subject so, reflecting his philosophy that a sports car was one “with noting on not there for the purpose of making it go faster”, the Shelby Mustangs were stripped of whatever wasn’t essential, including carpets and sound deadening.  That helped the performance on the track but did make driving a noisy, uncomfortable experience.  At the time, the 1965 Shelby Mustang GT350 was memorably described as “a brand new, clapped-out racing car”.  Sometimes the weight-saving was necessitated by the letter of the law, the rear seat removed so the things could be defined as “two seat sports cars” and thus be eligible for competitions run by the Sports Car Club of America (SCCA), a modification which proved handy because it allowed the spare tyre to be kept where once the seat sat, improving weight distribution.  It was definitely not for everyone but 562 were sold, 34 of which were the specially prepared GT350R which for three years won its SCCA championship class.

The retreat from rawness began in 1966, the need to homologate for competition having been satisfied.  An automatic transmission became optional and the cars, now labelled as Shelby GT350s, were no longer fitted with some of the suspension, exhaust and other modifications which had distinguished the 1965 run although the rarely-ordered option of a Paxton supercharger (a version of the old Mcculloch unit rebranded after the company was absorbed by STP) was added to a growing list.  Famously too, in that year some 1000 GT350Hs were built on order from the Hertz Rental Car Company and there are stories, some of which may be true, of them being rented on Saturday, raced on Sunday and returned on Monday.  These days, the deal with Hertz might be called a “related party transaction", Ford (a big holder of Hertz stock) having prevailed on their management to place the order.

1967 Shelby GT500 (427, "Super Snake").

In 1967, the trend towards civility continued, a prototype convertible built (although technical problems prevented production) and all were now full-fledged road cars, Shelby’s interest now entirely in cheque-books rather than chequered flags.  Ford had given the 1967 Mustangs a wider platform so the 390 cubic inch (6.4 litre) big-block (FE) V8 could be fitted and this enabled Shelby to introduce the GT500 which used the 428, until then something used effortlessly and quietly to propel luxury sedans and coupés.  Shelby used the 428 in "Police Interceptor" specification, added the brace of four barrel carburetors and tuned things a little but the quest had shifted from raw performance to making slightly faster versions of Mustangs which looked faster still and could attract a higher price.  Later GT500s used Ford's factory supplied 428 CobraJet which, with a single four-barrel carburetor was more powerful.  However, in a glimpse of what might have been (and was not quite realized even when the Boss 429 Mustang later appeared), Shelby did build one GT500 with a 427 FE.  With fractionally less displacement than the 428, the 427 was a genuine racing engine, more oversquare in configuration with enhanced lubrication and a strengthened bottom end; it twice won at Le Mans and had been intended as an option for the 1968 Mustangs before the accountants worked out quite how expensive that would prove.  Dubbed the "Super Snake", Shelby’s 427 GT500 was used to test tyres in high-speed use and remained a one-off, selling at auction in 2013 for US$1.3 million.

In 1968 the convertible was added as an option and from then on, the Shelby GT350s and GT500s became less interesting and more successful, the engines sometimes growing larger but less powerful, Shelby’s decisions vindicated by rising sales and healthy profits.  However, Ford was less content and, the arrangement having served its purpose, the corporation gradually assumed control, the 1969 models the end of the line although a few cars built that year were re-listed as 1970 models and sold in the first few months of that year.  The PotY GT500 (Shelby serial #1027 & Ford vehicle identification number (VIN) 9F02R481027) was regular production item with a 428 cubic inch (7.0 litre) Cobra Jet V8, an automatic transmission and no air-conditioning.  Not accounted for in the Shelby registry, its fate is unknown though one quirk of note is that it left the line finished in Pastel Grey (code M3303A) and was re-painted prior to delivery, making it the only car known to have emerged from Shelby American's facility in pink.

1970: Claudia Jennings (1949-1979), Mercury Capri.

From a Shelby GT500 to a Mercury Capri isn’t quite the sublime to the ridiculous but it’s quite a change.  That said, the Capri, a product of Ford’s European operation and built in both England and Germany, was always regarded as “Europe’s Mustang” and borrowed the same successful and lucrative model of construction: sexy shape, basic underpinnings.  So, on the uninspiring but reliable and cheap to produce platform of the Cortina (UK) and Taunus (Germany), a two-door fastback coupé appeared in 1968 and, over three generations, it remained in production until 1986.  In the US, sold by Mercury dealers, it enjoyed great success and was at one point the highest-selling import and although advertised as the "Mercury Capri", never did a "Mercury" badge appear.  Imported from Germany, the last were sold in the US in 1978, the strengthening of the Deutsche Mark against the US dollar rendering the project unviable.

In Europe, it was available initially with an engine as small as 1.3 litres (79 cubic inches) but the bigger sellers were 1.6 (98 cubic inch) & 2.0 litre (122 cubic inch) fours (some of which, unusually, were V4s) and the V6s of 2.3 (140 cubic inch), 2.6 (159 cubic inch), 2.8 (170 cubic inch) & 3.0 litres (183 cubic inches).  Additionally, a few 3.1 liter (189 cubic inch) V6s were built for homologation and even some 3.4 litre (207 cubic inch) engines appeared purely for use in competition.  Ms Jennings missed out on the 2.6 which came later in the US; she was just in the right place at the wrong time.  In 1970, the only engine Ford offered in the Capri was the 2.0 litre in-line four shared with the the Pinto which would be introduced that year.  At least she didn’t get one of them (although in the early years the Pinto didn’t carry the stigma which would be attached by later events).  What the US and most of the world also missed was the best Capri of them all, something enjoyed only by South Africans.  That was the Perana, a creation of Basil Green (1937-2022) who had created his own 3.0 V6 Capris before Ford.  When the factory produced their own, Green responded by slotting in the 302 cubic in (4.9 litre) Windsor V8, Basil Green Motors between 1970-1973 selling over 500 before the first oil crisis put an end to the fun.  

Ford Capri RS and BMW 3.0CSL, Spa Francorchamps Belgium, 1974.

The so-called Cologne Capris were among the most famous to compete in European touring car racing during the 1970s and to counter the threat BMW produce their 3.0CSL, the be-winged, lightweight version of their E9 coupé (dubbed the "batmobile"), the battles between the two the stuff of legend.  For many seasons sharing space on European circuits, the more unfortunate link between the two was a vulnerability to rust, E9s and Capris prone to rot at a rate bettered only south of the Dolomites, Fiats, Lancias & Alfa Romeos of the era crumbling more quickly still.  On the road, even with the bigger or the later turbocharged V6s, the Capri was always competent rather than dominant and the only ones to make a serious attempt to make genuine high-performance version were the South African Peranas which were both rapid on the road and dominant on the track.  Again, the fate of the pink car is unknown but given the Capri's propensity to rust, hopes are not high.

1972: Sharon Clark (b 1943), Spectra 20 Ski Boat.

That Ms Clark received a boat (and one more red than pink) rather than a car attracted comment.  Many concluded she just liked boats or perhaps skiing and that seems to be the case because Playboy's archives record that she met the boat’s designers after recognizing them as the fathers of two of her high-school friends, the donation of a Spectra 20 Ski Boat as her prize happening some months later so there’s presumably some relationship between events.  It proved synergistic, the publicity said to have improved sales to the extent that Spectra offered her a weekend job taking prospective customers on test rides at Long Beach.  Later she would work full-time for Spectra.

1972: Liv Lindeland (b 1945), De Tomaso Pantera.

The De Tomaso Mangusta (1967-1971) was achingly lovely but adapting a race car for the road necessitates compromises and the Mangusta had a few.  The 32/68% front/rear weight distribution delighted racing drivers but induced characteristics likely to frighten everybody else and the interior was cramped, something tolerated in competition vehicles but not endearing to buyers looking for something with which to impress the bourgeoisie.  However, it sold well enough to encourage de Tomaso to pursue the concept and the better designed (if less beautiful) replacement, the Pantera, lasted from 1971 to 1993, over seven-thousand being sold, most fitted with US or Australian-built versions of the Ford 351 cubic inch (5.8 litre) Cleveland V8.

1969 De Tomaso Mangusta.

The Pantera was designed from the start as a road-car and was thus a far more satisfactory experience for most drivers and the Ford Motor Company, interested in having in their showrooms a competitor for Chevrolet’s Corvette, began to import the car into the US in 1972.  Predictably, there were quality control problems (Elvis Presley famously shot his when, once too often, it refused to start) which compelled some investment from Ford and although the sales volumes never challenged those of the Corvette, in the four years it was available in the US, well over five-thousand were sold.  After being withdrawn from the US market in 1975, De Tomaso maintained production on a smaller scale, the majority sold in Europe and it enjoyed a long Indian summer, the final examples not leaving the factory until 1993 by which time the output was reduced to a trickle.

1985 De Tomaso Pantera GT5.

Disappointingly, despite on paper appearing to possess a promising specification, there was never a stellar career in competition although factory support was offered and private teams ran regular campaigns.  Conspiracy theorists have long attributed the paucity of success to the more established players like Ferrari and Porsche having undue influence on the regulatory bodies, nudging them always in directions favoring their machines.  The factory arranged small runs of Panteras which conformed to Group 3 and Group 4 racing regulations, some of which owners later converted to Group 5 specifications but consistent success proved elusive.  De Tomaso however knew their market.  Even if their cars couldn’t often beat the Porsches and Ferraris on the track, as the years went by the Panteras adopted increasingly wild styling and they certainly looked the part.  

The playmate-pink Pantera re-imagined, for better or worse, 2022.

Panteras have a high survival rate and the pink car still exists, though no longer is it recognizable as the playmate’s prize.  Extensively modified (as are many Panteras) and now painted a vivid (almost a Dior 999) red, the engine has been enlarged to 397 cubic inches (6.5 litres), the interior refinished and wheel-arch flares added to accommodate wider, staggered-diameter wheels.  It sold at auction in June 2022 for U$110,000, a not exceptional price for the breed and it may have been more valuable if left in the original pink livery.

1973: Marilyn Cole (b 1949), Volvo 1800ES, the last descendent of the P1800.

Still one of the more admired Volvos (although, given the appearance of most of those produced in recent decades, that may be faint praise), the 1800ES (1972-1973) underwent an exquisitely executed conversion from a coupé (1961-1972), the re-design undertaken entirely in-house, the proposal by Pietro Frua's (1913-1983 and the P1800's original designer) thought too avant-garde for Volvo buyers.  They may have had a point because Volvo owners do seem impressed more by frugality of operation and longevity than anything flashy and there are several 1800s which are documented as having covered more than a million miles (1.6 million km).  The coupé gained much from its use in a popular TV series shown in the early 1960s, a promotional opportunity made possible only because Jaguar declined to loan the production company one of its new E-Types (XKE) which had debuted in the same year as the P1800.  Still, the seductive E-Type hardly needed an image-boost from a TV.  Doubtlessly the equally seductive Ms Cole won PotY on merit but her photo-shoot was the first in which a "full-frontal nude" image appealed in the magazine so that alone may have been enough to persuade the judges.  When Ms Cole took her prize back to London, she had it repainted, choosing tan.  Eye-catching the pink may have been but it seems when Playboy models are clothed, there are times when they prefer anonymity; it was the fate of most of the pink prizes.  Despite being involved in an accident in 2005, it’s still registered for road use in the Netherlands although it’s not known if it’s been restored to the pink.

Ms Cole was the first English PotY, taking her car home to England and the range has an English connection, the first 6000-odd of the coupés built at Jensen’s West Bromwich Albion factory.  Those early models (1961-1963) were called P1800 but when production moved to Sweden, the name 1800S was adopted (1963-1970), changed again in 1970 to 1800E (1970-1972) to mark the addition of fuel injection.   The "E" stood for Einspritz (German for "injection") and the Swedes used "E" because the Germans were pioneers in the development of fuel injection (the Luftwaffe doing much of the product testing); the use by Mercedes-Benz of "E" to indicate certain models were fuel-injected had in Europe become widely understood.  Interestingly, when BMW added fuel-injected models, just to be different, they used a lower case "i" and Volvo would have anticipated that had they used the Swedish injektion  Another quirk in Volvo nomenclature was it continued to be labelled "1800" even after the engine's displacement was in 1969 increased to 2.0 litres.  It transpires too there are other uses for an 1800 coupé, one gifted amateur engineer, taking advantage of a similarity in dimensions and angles, using one to build his own (partial) replication of the 1967 Ferrari 275 GTB/4 NART Spyder.

1974: Cyndi Wood (b 1950), Mercedes-Benz 450 SL (R107).

The Mercedes-Benz R107 (1971-1989) had a unexpectedly long life, a longevity which slightly exceeded even the 600 (W100; 1963-1981) although across the Grosser’s eighteen years, the only obvious change was when the two-piece hubcap & trim-ring combination (the appearance of which suited the design) was replaced with a one-piece wheel cover (which wasn't as satisfactory) whereas during much the same duration, eight different engines and several transmissions were fitted to the R107:

280 SL: 2.7 litre (168 cubic inch) straight 6 (M110)

300 SL: 3.0 litre (183 cubic inch) straight 6 (M103)

350 SL: 3.5 litre (215 cubic inch) V8 (M116)

380 SL: 3.8 litre (231 cubic inch) V8 (M117)

420 SL: 4.2 litre (256 cubic inch) V8 (M117)

450 SL: 4.5 litre (274 cubic inch) V8 (M117 (iron-block))

500 SL: 5.0 litre (301 cubic inch) V8 (M117)

560 SL: 5.5 litre (338 cubic inch) V8 (M117)

1988 Mercedes-Benz 560 SL.

Not all versions were sold in all markets, the sixes never offered in the US, the 420 sold mostly in Europe and the 560, an emission-controlled special restricted mostly to Australia, Japan and the US.  Some 500s are seen in the US and Australia but all are private or grey market imports and it remains the most powerful (and among the most toxic) engine offered in the roadster.  The labelling of the early US versions was however confusing; although called a 350 SL (as it was in the rest of the world where it used the 3.5) it was fitted with the 4.5 litre V8, chosen because (1) the 4.5 was certified for sale in the US, (2) the improved low-speed torque characteristics of the long-stroke 4.5 was better suited to US driving conditions and (3) the increased displacement partially offset the power loss caused by the early, primitive anti-emission equipment.  The US market cars were later re-badged 450 SL, matching RoW (rest of the world) production.  Fuel consumption of both the 3.5 & 4.5 was poor, even by the slight standards of the time, the larger 6.3 litre (386 cubic inch) and 6.8 litre (417 cubic inch) big-block V8s surprisingly little more thirsty when cruising though those were fitted to much heavier cars.  The 3.5 litre 350 SLs are notable for being among the final Mercedes-Benz V8s available with a manual transmission, the last apparently sold as late as 1980.  Not exactly Lotus-like in precision of operation, the gear-shifts can be a little clunky but, as a manual V8, those 350 SLs (there were also some fitted to 350 SLCs (C107; a long wheelbase 2+2 coupé version of the SL) and a handful were appeared in the earlier W111 coupé & cabriolet and the W108 & (remarkably) long wheelbase (LWB) W109) do enjoy a cult following among collectors.

The R107 had always been intended to be exclusively V8 powered but the 280 SL entered the line in 1974 in response to the first oil shock (1973) and in many markets, a six cylinder version remained available to the end.  That the end didn’t come until 1989 is because for much of the R107’s early life, the very future of convertibles in the US was uncertain, threatened by what was thought to be impending US legislation which would ban the things.  That never transpired but much of the 1970s and 1980s were troubled times and there were other priorities so the R107 remained the only convertible offered until replaced in 1989 and a four seat drop-top didn’t return to the line until 1992.  SL actually stands for “super light” which was sort of true when first it was used of a race car in 1952 but by 1971 was misleading at least, the R107 no lightweight and a grand tourer rather than a sports car.  For years, the factory never much discussed what the abbreviation "SL" stood for and the assumption had long been it meant Sports Light (Sports Leicht), based presumably on the SSKL of 1929-1931 (Super Sports Kurz (short) Leicht) but the factory documentation for decades used both Sports Leicht and Super Leicht.  It was only in 2017 it published a 1952 paper discovered in the corporate archive confirming the correct abbreviation is Super Leicht. However defined, the R107 is heavy, the removable hard-top famously so and although that roof was fashioned in the "pagoda" shape, a la its (W113) predecessor, it was only the earlier model which picked up the nickname.

A whiff of scandal attaches to the 1974 “PoTY pink” 450 SL: it was white.  Vogue's artists made their models thinner, Playboy's made their cars pinker.

Whether Mercedes-Benz couldn’t or wouldn’t supply a pink car isn’t known and in photographs, Ms Wood seems unconcerned.  Playboy's (pre-digital) production staff were famously adept at air-brushing and other editing techniques so making a white car appear pink would not have been a challenge, even if the bodywork was a little more rectilinear than their usual fare.  Whether it survives isn’t known but anyone who fancies a pink R107 should find one to paint, a remarkable 227,000-odd produced over 18 years and they were for decades the preferred (one suspects almost the obligatory) transport for types such as interior decorators, Hollywood starlets, successful hairdressers and the wives of cosmetic surgeons.

1975: Marilyn Lange (b 1952), Porsche 911S.  The bumper bars were fitted to the post 1974 911s (the so-called "short hood" models) to comply with US law and while disfiguring, proved an ideal height for a Playboy PoTY adopting a variation of the "flamingo pose".  

Ms Lange’s 911S proved to be the first of eight Porsches awarded over the years to subsequent PotYs.  First introduced in 1963, the 911 is the improbable survivor of Europe’s rear-engined era and by 1974, even Porsche thought it was in its final days, Volkswagen and many others having long concluded the rear-engined configuration had no place in the modern world.  Indeed, work was by then well advanced on Porsche’s new generation of front-engined cars which would use water-cooled four, five & eight cylinder engines.  In time, augmenting these, there would be a line of mid-engined sports cars which would benefit from the lessons learned by Porsche in the development of machines like the 908, 914 and, of course, the famous 917.  Both visions were realized but the 911 endured.


Alternative approach: 1981 Porsche 911SC Targa with 500 cubic inch (8.2 litre) Cadillac V8.  Handled with care, the driving experience would be entertaining and it's not as extreme a thing as it may first appear because someone modified a 1986 Yogo by discarding the 1.1 litre (67 cubic inch) in-line four and installing two of the 500 cubic inch Cadillac V8s (one to the front, one to the rear).   

It was a vision of the future which made complete sense to everyone except 911 buyers who made it clear they would accept no other configuration and regarded any quirks inherent in the layout not as insoluble problems or dangerous characteristics, but charming idiosyncrasies to be cherished in a way drivers of bland, predictable machinery would never get to experience or understand if they did.  The customer being always right, their view prevailed and the 911 survived, emerging much changed but still rear-engined and still recognizable, sixty-odd years on.  Nor have those inherent problems proved insoluble, modern electronics and tyres permitting Porsche’s engineers to create 911s with driving characteristics indistinguishable from more conventional layouts unless driven by experts at speeds higher than should ever be attempted on public roads.

So the 911 survived but the playmate-pink tradition did not, subsequent cars finished in colors chosen seemingly at random.  Quite why this happened is speculative but may be as simple as pink becoming less fashionable (even within the Playboy organization where the hues in the publication and the clubs were tending darker) and there’s no record of a feminist critique, even though the tradition began just as second-wave feminism was gaining critical mass.  There is a bulky literature documenting the many strains of feminist criticism of pornography and it's likely the matter of pink cars, if noticed, was thought not substantive.  Of course it may be that some feminists really like pink, a secret which few now dare speak.

Paris Hilton (b 1981) with her 2008 Bentley Continental GT during a photo-shoot to note the release of Hold Me Closer (2022), a variant of Tiny Dancer (1971) by Elton John (Reginald Dwight; b 1947) & Bernie Taupin (b 1950) and performed as a duet by Mr John and Britney Spears (b 1981), Los Angeles, August 2022.  It's not known if Ms Hilton was influenced in her choice of car by the Continental being introduced at the 2002 Paris Motor Show but the color was apparently to do with her fondness for the Barbie Doll aesthetic.