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Thursday, September 14, 2023

Defenestration

Defenestration (pronounced dee-fen-uh-strey-shuhn)

(1) The act of throwing a person out of a window.

(2) In casual, often humorous use, to throw anything out of a window.

(3) A sardonic term in the business of politics which refers to an act which deposes a leader).

(4) In nerd humor, the act of removing the Microsoft Windows operating system from a computer in order to install an alternative.

1618: From New Latin dēfenestrātiō, the construct being dē (from; out) + fenestra (window) + -atio (the suffix indicating an action or process).  It was borrowed also by the Middle French défenestrer (which persists in Modern French) & défenestration.  The German form is Fenstersturz; the verb defenestrate formed later.  The related forms are defenestrate (1915) & defenestrated (1620).  Derived terms (which seem only ever used sardonically) include autodefenestration (the act of hurling oneself from a window), dedefenestration (the act of hurling someone back through the window from which recently they were defenestrationed and redefenestration (hurling someone from a window for a second time, possibly just after their dedefenestration).  Use of these coinings is obviously limited.

The de- prefix was from the Latin -, from the preposition (of; from)  It was used in the sense of “reversal, undoing, removing”; the similar prefix in Old English was æf-.  The –ation suffix is from the Middle English –acioun & -acion, from the Old French acion & -ation, from the Latin -ātiō, an alternative form of -tiō (from which Modern English gained -tion).  It was used variously to create the forms describing (1) an action or process, (2) the result of an action or process or (3) a state or quality.  Fenestra is of unknown origin.  Some etymologists link fenestra with the Greek verb phainein (to show) while others suggest an Etruscan borrowing, based on the suffix -(s)tra, as in the Latin loan-words aplustre (the carved stern of a ship with its ornaments), genista (the plant broom) or lanista (trainer of gladiators).  Fenestration dates from 1870 in the anatomical sense, a noun of action from the Latin fenestrare, from fenestra (window, opening for light).  The now rare but once familiar meaning "arrangement of windows" dates from 1846 and described a certain design element in architecture.  The related form is fenestrated.

Second Defenestration of Prague (circa 1618), woodcut by Matthäus Merian der Ältere (1593–1650).

Although it was already known in the Middle French, defenestrate entered English to lament (or celebrate, depending on one’s view of such things) the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, when Two Roman Catholic regents of Ferdinand II, representing the Holy Roman Emperor in the Bohemian national assembly, were tossed from a third floor window of Hradshin Castle by Protestant radicals who accused them of suppressing their rights.  All three survived, landing either in a moat or rubbish heap defending on one’s choice of history book and thus began the Thirty Years’ War.  The artist called his painting the "Second Defenestration" because he was one of the school which attaches no significance to the 1438 event most historians now regard as the second of three.

The defenestration of 1618 that triggered the Thirty Years’ War wasn’t the first, indeed it was at the time said it had been done in "…good Bohemian style" by those who recalled earlier defenestrations, although, in fairness, the practice wasn’t exclusively Bohemian, noted in the Bible and not uncommon in Medieval and early modern times, lynching and mob violence a cross-cultural political language for centuries.  The first governmental defenestration occurred in 1419, second in 1483 and the third in 1618, although the term "Defenestration of Prague" is applied exclusively to the last.  The first and last are remembered because they trigged long wars of religion in Bohemia and beyond, the Hussite Wars (1419-1435) associated with the first and the Thirty Years’ War (1618-1648) with the Third.  The neglected second ushered in the religious peace of Kutná Hora which lasted decades, clearly not something to remember.  The 1618 event is the third defenestration of Prague).

The word has become popular as a vivid descriptor of political back-stabbing and is best understood sequentially, the churn-rate of recent Australian prime-ministers a good example: (1) Julia Gillard (b 1961) defenestrated Kevin Rudd (b 1957), (2) Kevin Rudd defenestrated Julia Gillard, (3) Malcolm Turnbull (b 1954) defenestrated Tony Abbott (b 1957), (4) Peter Dutton (b 1970) defenestrated Malcolm Turnbull (although that didn’t work out quite as planned, Mr Dutton turning out to be the hapless proxy for Scott Morrison (b 1968)).  Given the recent history it's surprising no one has bother to coin the adjective defenestrative to describe Australian politics although given it's likely there are more defenestrations will be to come, that may yet happen.  Mr Dutton, currently the leader of the Liberal Party of Australia, has never denied being a Freemason.

Some great moments in defenestration

King John of England (1166-1216) killed his nephew, Arthur of Brittany (1187-1203), by defenestration from the castle at Rouen, France, in 1203 (the method contested though not the death).

In 1378, the crafts and their leader Wouter van der Leyden occupied the Leuven city hall and seized the Leuven government.  In an attempt to regain absolute control, they had van der Leyden assassinated in Brussels. Seeking revenge, the crafts handed over the patrician to a furious crowd. The crowd stormed the city hall and threw the patricians out of the window. At least 15 patricians were killed during this defenestration of Leuven.

In 1383, Bishop Dom Martinho (1485-1547) was defenestrated by the citizens of Lisbon, having been suspected of conspiring with the enemy when Lisbon was besieged by the Castilians.

In 1419 Hussite mob defenestrates a judge, the burgomaster, and some thirteen members of the town council of New Town of Prague. (First defenestration of Prague).

Death of Jezebel (1866) by Gustave Doré (1832–1883).

In the Bible, Jezebel was defenestrated at Jezreel by her own servants at the urging of Jehu. (2 Kings 9:33).  Jezabel is used today to as one of the many ways to heap opprobrium upon women although it now suggests loose virtue, rather than the heresy or doctrinal sloppiness mentioned in the Bible.

Jezebel encouraged the worship of Baal and Asherah, as well as purging the prophets of Yahweh from Israel.  This so damaged the house of Omride that the dynasty fell.  Ever since, the Jews have damned Jezabel as power-hungry, violent and whorish.  However, she was one of the few women of power in the Bible and there is something of a scriptural dislike of powerful women, an influence which seems still to linger among the secular.

In the Book of Revelation (2:20-23), Jezebel's name is linked with false prophets:

20 Nevertheless, I have this against you: You tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophet. By her teaching she misleads my servants into sexual immorality and the eating of food sacrificed to idols.

21 I have given her time to repent of her immorality, but she is unwilling.

22 So I will cast her on a bed of suffering, and I will make those who commit adultery with her suffer intensely, unless they repent of her ways.

23 I will strike her children dead. Then all the churches will know that I am he who searches hearts and minds, and I will repay each of you according to your deeds.

Lorenzo de' Medici (circa 1534) by Giorgio Vasari (1511-1574).

On 26 April 1478, after the failure of the "Pazzi conspiracy" to murder the ruler of Florence, Lorenzo di Piero de' Medici (Lorenzo the Magnificent 1449–1492), Jacopo de' Pazzi (1423-1478) was defenestrated.

In 1483, Prague's Old-Town, the bodies of seven murdered New-Town aldermen were defenestrated.  (Second defenestration of Prague).

On 16 May 1562, Adham Khan (1531-1652), The Mughal emperor Akbar the Great’s (1542-1605) general and foster brother, was defenestrated (twice!) for murdering a rival general, Ataga Khan (d 1562).  Akbar was woken up in the tumult after the murder. He struck Adham Khan down personally with his fist and immediately ordered his defenestration by royal order. The first time, his legs were broken but he remained alive.  Akbar ordered his defenestration a second time, killing him. Adham Khan had wrongly counted on the influence of his mother and Akbar's wet nurse, Maham Anga (d 1562) to save him as she was almost an unofficial regent in the days of Akbar's youth.  Akbar personally informed Maham Anga of her son's death, to which, famously, she commented, “You have done well”.  After forty days and forty nights, she died of acute depression.

On the morning of 1 December 1640, in Lisbon, a group of supporters of the Duke of Braganza party found Miguel de Vasconcelos (1590-1640), the hated Portuguese Secretary of State of the Habsburg Philip III (1605-1665), hidden in a closet, killed and defenestrated him.  His corpse was left to the public outrage.

On 11 June 1903, a group of Serbian army officers murdered and defenestrated King Alexander (1876-1903) and Queen Draga (1866-1903).

Poster of Benito Mussolini (1883-1945; Duce (leader) & prime-minister of Italy 1922-1943), Ethiopia, 1936.

In 1922, Italian politician and writer Gabriele d'Annunzio (1863-1938) was temporarily crippled after falling from a window, possibly pushed by a follower of Benito Mussolini.  The Duce might almost have been grateful had he suffered the illustrious fate of defenestration, the end of not a few kings and princes.   Instead, Italian communist partisans found him hiding in the back of a truck with his mistress Clara Petacci (1912-1945), attempting to flee to neutral Switzerland.  Taken to a village near Lake Como, on 28 April 1945, both were summarily executed by firing squad, their bodies hung upside down outside a petrol station where the corpses were abused by the mob.  When Hitler saw the photographs, he quickly summoned Otto Günsche (1917–2003), his personal SS adjutant, repeating his instruction that nothing must remain of him after his suicide.

On 10 March 10 1948, the Czechoslovakian minister of foreign affairs Jan Masaryk (1886-1948) was found dead (in his pajamas), in the courtyard of the Foreign Ministry below his bathroom window. The initial (KGB) investigation stated that he committed suicide by jumping out of the window although a 2004 police investigation concluded that he was defenestrated by the KGB.  Mr Putin (Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin; b 1952; president or prime minister of Russia since 1999) started life in the KGB and may have learned his lessons well.

In 1968, the son of the PRC's (People's Republic of China) future paramount leader Deng Xiaoping (2004-1997), Deng Pufang (b 1944), was thrown from a window by Red Guards during the Cultural Revolution (1966-1976).

In 1977, as a result of political backlash against his album Zombie, musician Fela Kuti's (1938-1997) mother (Chief Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti, 1900-1978) was thrown from a window during a military raid on his compound.  In addition, the commanding officer defecated on her head, while the soldiers burned down the compound, destroying his musical equipment, studio and master tapes.  Adding insult to injury, they later jailed him for being a subversive.

On 2 March 2007, Russian investigative journalist Ivan Safronov (1956-2007), who was researching the Kremlin's covert arms deals, fell to his death from a fifth floor window.  There was an investigation and the death was ruled to be suicide, a cause of death which of late has become uncommonly common in Russia, people these days often falling from windows high above the ground.

Dominion Centre, Toronto.

On 9 July 1993, in an unusual case of self-defenestration, Toronto attorney Garry Hoy (1955-1993) fell from a window after a playful attempt to prove to a group of new legal interns that the windows of Toronto’s Dominion Centre were unbreakable.  The glass sustained the manufacturer’s claim but, intact, popped out of the frame, the unfortunate lawyer plunging to his death.  Mr Hoy also held an engineering degree and is said to have many times performed the amusing stunt.  Unfortunately he didn’t live to explain to the interns how the accumulation of stresses from his many impacts may have contributed to the structural failure.

Friday, May 8, 2020

Hypocrite & Pharisee

Hypocrite (pronounced hip-uh-krit)

(1) A person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles etc., that they do not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

(2) A person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

1175–1225: from the Middle English ypocrite & ipocrite (false pretender to virtue or religion), from the Old French ypocrite (the Modern is French hypocrite), from the Ecclesiastical Latin hypocrita, from the Ancient Greek ποκριτής (hupokrits) (a stage actor, one who plays a part), from ποκρίνομαι (hupokrínomai) (I answer, act, feign, the construct being from hupo(krinein) (to feign (from krinein (to judge) + -tēs (the agent suffix).  Hypocrite is a noun (and long ago an adjective), hypocritical an adjective and hypocritically an adverb

Hypocrite came to English from the Ancient Greek hypokrites, which translates as “an actor”, the word a compound noun, the construct being two Greek words that literally translate as “an interpreter from underneath.”  That sense may sound strange but is actually literal, the actors in ancient Greek theater wearing large masks to indicate the part being played, thus they interpreted the story from underneath their masks.  This meaning endured from Antiquity, the Greek word later taking on an extended meaning to refer to someone said figuratively to be masked and thus pretending to be someone or something they were not.  This sense was taken-up in medieval French and subsequently English, where initially it used the earlier spelling ypocrite and in thirteenth century was used to refer to someone who pretends to be morally good or pious in order to deceive others.  Hypocrite gained its initial h- by the sixteenth century and it wasn’t until the early 1700s that it assumed in general use the now familiar modern meaning “a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings”, some five-hundred years after those striding English stages were so-described.

The adjective hypocritical (of, pertaining to, or proceeding from hypocrisy) dates from the 1540s (as implied in hypocritically) and prevailed over hypocritish (1520s) & hypocritic (1530s).  It was adjectivally innovative because from the thirteenth century, Middle English used the simple hypocrite as the adjective as well as the noun.  In Scottish, the late fifteenth century Lowrie (the characteristic name of the fox) was also used in the dual sense of "crafty person; hypocrite”.  Hypocrite is so precise and well-understood that synonyms really aren’t required to convey any intent of meaning but for literary purposes there’s also bigot, charlatan, crook, impostor, phony, trickster, actor, backslider, bluffer, casuist, cheat, deceiver, decoy, dissembler, dissimulator, fake, four-flusher, fraud, humbug, informer, pretender & pharisee.  That such an impressively long list exists is a commentary on the human condition.  The noun dissembler is probably closest; a dissembler is “one who conceals his opinions, character etc, under a false appearance, one who pretends that a thing which is not".  Attested since the 1520s, it’s the agent noun from dissemble.

Pharisee (pronounced far-uh-see)

(1) A member of a Jewish sect that flourished between the second century BC and first century AD (during the Second Temple Era (536 BC-70 AD) which differed from the Sadducees principally in its strict observance of religious ceremonies and practices, adherence to oral laws and traditions (as interpreted rabbinically), belief in an afterlife and the coming of a Messiah (always with initial capital).  The movement was ultimately the basis for most contemporary forms of Judaism.

(2) Of or pertaining to the Pharisees.

(3) A sanctimonious, self-righteous, or hypocritical person (usually and correctly with initial lower-case).

(4) In figurative (and usually derogatory or offensive) use, a person who values the letter of the law over its spirit or intention; a person who values form over content.

Pre 900: From the Middle English Pharise & Farise, from the Old English Fariseos & Farīsēus, from the thirteenth century Old French pharise, from the Church Latin Pharisaeus (a variant of Pharīsaeus), from the Ancient Greek Φαρισαος (Pharisaîos), a transliteration of the Aramaic פְּרִישַׁיָּא‎ (pərîšayyâ’), emphatic plural of פְּרִישׁ‎ (pərîš) (separatist (literally “separated”)) and related to the Hebrew פרוש‎ (parush), qal passive participle of the verb פָּרַשׁ‎ (pāraš) (one who is separated for a life of purity), from parash (the Aramaic (Semitic) pərīshayyā was the plural of what is usually rendered as perīsh & pərīshā (literally “separated”)).  The extended meaning "any self-righteous person, formalist, hypocrite, scrupulous or ostentatious observer of the outward forms of religion without regard to its inward spirit" dates from the 1580s.  There’s no agreement between scholars about whether "Pharisee", derived words meaning “separated; set apart" refers to a physical separation from impure gentiles or a doctrinal separation from less religiously rigorous Jews and there’s even a suggestion they were regarded as "separatists" in the modern political sense.  The derived terms pharisaic, pharisaical, pharisaically, pharisaicalness, pharisaism & phariseeism (used according to context with and without an initial capital) are rarely used except in biblical scholarship or especially learned (and usually critical) legal texts.

The ancient Jewish sect which flourished between the second century BC and first century AD was distinguished the strict observance by its members of laws of behavior & ritual but were so extreme in their adherence that others came to regard them as pretentious and self-righteously sanctimonious and one of those others, recorded in the Gospel of Matthew was Jesus Christ himself:

Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples,

(23) Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.

(24) Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.

(25) Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.

(27) Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.

(28) Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.

Matthew 23 (King James Version (KJV 1611))

The recently revealed text messages sent by Australia’s deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce (b 1967; thrice deputy prime-minister 2016-) included a character assessment of Prime Minister Scott Morrison (b 1968; Prime Minister of Australia 2018-) as “…a hypocrite and a liar from my observations and that is over a long time,” adding “I have never trusted him, and I dislike how earnestly [he] rearranges the truth to a lie.”  That was good but more amusing still was Mr Joyce’s “unreserved” apology to which he added the reservations that (1) it was a long time ago (10 months) and he was younger then, (2) he didn’t really know him at the time the message was sent (they’ve served together in cabinet for most of the last decade), (3) his opinion since he got to know him better has softened and he now thinks he’s a fine chap “of high integrity and honesty” and (4), he was in a bad mood when sending the message.

Given the ferocity of the critique, one might have thought Mr Morrison may have been consumed by hatred and vengeful thoughts but, perhaps feeling constrained by Luke 6:37…:

Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven. (King James Version (KJV 1611))

… issued a statement saying he’d forgiven Mr Joyce his trespasses, a gesture which either demonstrates some generosity of spirit or hints at his increasingly perilous political position.

Grace Tame looking at Scott Morrison, The Lodge, Canberra, annual pre-Invasion Day (aka Australia Day) festivities, 25 January 2021 and, arm in sling, after “a bike stack”.

Mr Joyce however may still nervously be looking over his shoulder.  A few days after Grace Tame (b 1994; activist for survivors of sexual assault & 2021 Australian of the Year), not best pleased with some aspects of Mr Morrison’s commitment to helping victims of sexual assault, spoiled one of his prized photo-opportunities by fixing him with a frosty stare rather than the expected asinine smile, she was involved in an accident, tumbling from her bike, breaking a collarbone and sustaining the odd graze.  There is no suggestion either Mr Morrison or the Liberal Party’s squad of dirty tricks operatives were involved in what Ms Tame described as a “bike stack” but Mr Joyce, noting no doubt that Mr Morrison said only “forgive” and not “forget”, may be impressed by the coincidence.  In fairness, the Liberal Party operatives would have had good reason to organize a hit on Ms Tame because in tweets on X (formerly known as Twitter), she'd not been uncritical of the system she claims the party represents and maintains.  She commented the survival of abuse culture “is dependent on submissive smiles, self-defeating surrenders and hypocrisy” and What I did wasn’t an act of martyrdom in the gender culture war..., adding It’s true that many women are sick of being told to smile, often by men, for the benefit of men. But it’s not just women who are conditioned to smile and conform to the visibly rotting status-quo. It’s all of us.

Meet & greet: Anthony Albanese (b 1963; prime-minister of Australia since 2022) looking at Grace Tame, The Lodge (the prime-minister’s official Canberra residence), January 2025.

As photo opportunities go however, it could though have been worse for Mr Morrison.  In January 2025 Ms Tame appeared at the prime minister’s morning tea (held in conjunction with certain Australia Day (26 January, now AKA “Invasion Day” among the woke) wearing a “Fuck Murdoch” T-shirt, a sentiment about press baron Rupert Murdoch (b 1931) held by not a few though not often so vividly displayed.  Protocol demanded prime-minister Anthony Albanese welcome Ms Tame and dutifully he shook hands, perhaps reflecting on earlier times when the security detail would never have permitted someone wearing such a garment to enter the grounds, let alone get through the front door.  He seemed however, at least “amused” though whether this implied “approval” was up for grabs; presumably inferences will be drawn based on one’s world view.

As a conversation-starter however, Ms Tame’s T-shirt had the desired effect, journalists quickly arranging interviews to allow her to explain, just in case the subtlety meant the meaning eluded some.  It was “…clearly not just about Murdoch…” she informed the press pack, adding “It’s the obscene greed, inhumanity and disconnection that he symbolises, which are destroying our planet.  For far too long this world and its resources have been undemocratically controlled by a small number of morbidly wealthy oligarchs.  If we want to dismantle this corrupt system, if we want legitimate climate action, equity, truth, justice, democracy, peace, land back, etc, then resisting forces like Murdoch is a good starting point.  Answering a question which was about politics rather than fashion, she confirmed she “never” had reservations about donning the T-shirt for the event because “Speaking truth to power starts at the grassroots level with simple, effective messages. It’s one of my favourite shirts.  Not unexpectedly the T-shirt received about as much coverage in the Murdoch press as the mogul’s many divorces.

Reaching out while keeping one's distance: Grace Tame looking at another prime minister, Canberra, January 2025.

Whether the result of the machine men in Mr Albanese’s ALP (Australian Labor Party) weighing up the pros and cons of things or because he’d received a rap on the knuckles from one or more of Mr Murdoch’s many loyal employees and followers, within a couple of days it had been decided what Mr Albanese should think and accordingly his office issued a statement: “I clearly disagree.  I want debate to be respectful … and that’s a choice that she made. People are allowed to express themselves, but I thought it was disrespectful of the event and of the people who that event was primarily for.  Ms Tame was unrepentant, saying “It’s a great shirt and says it all, doesn’t it?  If we want to dismantle the concentration of morbid wealth that undemocratically rules the world, and really makes the major political decisions that affect the everyday person; if we want climate action and if we want justice, if we want truth, I think it’s probably a good place to start.  If you want to get a few birds with one giant, ugly stone, this is it.  Clearly, among the woke, one now “gets” rather than “kills” birds and for those so minded the T-shirt is available (Aus$55.00) in four colors (also as a crop top or sweatshirt) though the size range stops at XL (those needing 4XL & 5XL deemed too fat to care about the planet and probably pick-up owners who contribute disproportionately to climate change, such "deplorables" doubtlessly MAGA supporters who watch FoxNews).

Bike stacks are not rare: In 2014 Lindsay Lohan posted on Instagram: “A citibike gone wrong #notsoquiche !!!!”, documenting bruises and scrapes on her legs after a “bike stack” (on her 28th birthday) involving a New York City “Citi Bike” (a now privately owned public bicycle sharing system).  The photograph was taken in Soho, the following day.

Even if a coincidence Ms Tame’s bike stack was not an unusual event.  Although an admirable means of transportation (a bicycle is one of the most efficient means of getting from A to B in urban environments), there is a death and injury toll associated with the machines.  In 2021, 38 cyclists were killed in road-related incidents in Australia, a slight increase from the previous year in which there were 35 fatalities and the riders typically account for some 3% of all road deaths nationally.  Quite how many are injured each year isn’t known because many minor injuries are treated only with first-aid and those dealt with by GP (general practitioners or family doctors) don’t appear in aggregate statistics but data from hospital admissions record over 12,000 cyclists who were in 2021 treated for non-fatal injuries related to cycling accidents.  The most common injuries included fractures, head injuries and soft-tissue damage while a significant proportion of fatalities involved collisions with motor vehicles, especially on urban roads.

As Mr Joyce ponders coincidences, he might pause to reflect on the attitude of Jesus to hypocrisy, discussed in the Gospel of John.  The Pharisees, in an attempt to discredit Jesus, brought before him a woman they accused of adultery, reminding the crime was under Mosaic law punishable by stoning.

(3) And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,

(4) They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.

(5) Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

(6) This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.

(7) So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

(9) And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.

(10) When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?

(11) She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

John 8 (King James Version (KJV 1611)

Given the enthusiasm Mr Joyce showed for defending the sanctity of the marriage vow during the debate about same-sex marriage before deserting his wife to co-habit with a former employee with whom he’d been conducting an adulterous affair, it may be time for him to read the bible rather than just thumping one.

Gladys Berejiklian looking at Scott Morrison.

What made the latest in Mr Joyce’s long line of gaffs funnier still was the release a few days earlier of text messages between former New South Wales premier Gladys Berejiklian (b 1970; Premier of NSW 2017-2021) and an un-named member of Mr Morrison’s cabinet in which Ms Berejiklian branded the prime minister a “horrible, horrible person” who was "untrustworthy" and “more concerned with politics than people”.  The minister proved responsive to the then premier’s analysis, describing his leader as “a fraud”, “a complete psycho” and “desperate and jealous.”  Perhaps a victim of Sinodinos syndrome, when asked, Ms Berejiklian said she couldn't recall of the exchange.

Spirit of forgiveness: Three hairdressers watch the prime-minister as he washes and conditions his deputy’s hair (digitally altered image).

As soon as this scurrilous texting was revealed, Mr Joyce affected outrage that anyone would do such a thing, condemning the anonymous minister and demanding they reveal their identity.  I would suggest that if you know anything about this don’t wait to be outed”, Mr Joyce told the media.  He also had practical advice, adding “…and give an explanation.  Maybe it was a bad day in the office, I don’t know. That’s a better way to do it. It getting out is one good rump steak, with horseradish sauce, vegetables and chips, two bottles of red wine, and some journo is going to say ‘You know who told me that? Blah blah blah.’ And she’s out.”  That may yet prove sound advice.  Most revealing perhaps was (1) the admission by the journalist who provided the leak that the ministerial author had on two prior occasions over the last year refused to authorize a public release of the text, dropping the embargo only to permit a release on 1 February 2022 and (2) the journalist writes for the Murdoch press.  Politicians’ motives for doing things always attract interest (when being told of the Belgium ambassador’s death, the French diplomat Talleyrand (Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord, 1754–1838) mused “I wonder what his motive was?”) and there’s been much speculation, most of it pondering which minister would gain most to gain from the messages entering the public domain.

Anxious to help, former NSW premier Bob Carr (b 1947; Premier of NSW 1995-2005, foreign minister 2012-2013 (@bobjcarr)), tweeted:

The minister who shared the text with van Onselen and gave permission to use it was Peter Dutton. If PM Morrison has one more week in free fall the prospect of a leadership change pre-election is real.  Party rules don’t count if most MPs think you will lead them to defeat.

Mr Dutton (b 1970; member of cabinet since 2013) responded by tweeting “Bob Carr’s tweet is baseless, untrue and should be deleted” but Mr Carr declined, instead adding “Only one way Peter Dutton can win his case: get another colleague to admit that they were the source for comments about the Prime Minister.  If not you, Mr Dutton, which of your colleagues? Until then who has most to gain from undermining further a flailing PM?”

In happier times: Liberal-National Party billboard for the 2016 election campaign.

Given Ms Berejiklian and Mr Dutton sat in different parliaments, hailed from different states and belonged to different factions, it does seem strange he might be the suspect texter but few things in politics unite like a mutual loathing.  Mr Carr offered no evidence for his claim and seemed unconcerned the notably litigious Mr Dutton might issue a writ.  The former foreign minister said that, like a journalist, he wouldn’t be revealing his sources but did indicate the tip came from the usual "normally reliable source" and was not supposition based on Mr Dutton having “a bit of previous”.  Mr Dutton's texting history included sending one calling a journalist a "mad fucking witch".  Unfortunately he sent the text to the target of his remarks but fortunately she worked for the Murdoch press and thus had to cop it sweet which the witch did with some aplomb, even complimenting Mr Dutton for having been a minister who had made a great contribution to government which was one way of putting things.  The message was especially interesting because there's an extensively documented library of the links between Freemasonry and witchcraft and, despite many opportunities, Mr Dutton has never denied being a Freemason.  The conspiracy theory which underpins Mr Carr's tweet is the notion that in 2018 Mr Morrison tricked Mr Dutton into triggering the defenestration of Malcolm Turnbull (b 1954; prime-minister of Australia 2015-2018) and then double-crossed him, securing the numbers and The Lodge for himself.  Not quite Fortinbras in Hamlet but an anyway successful venture.  

Peter Dutton looking at Scott Morrison.

Amidst the Sturm und Drang which has raged since the text messages emerged, what’s not been discussed is the desirability of characteristics such as hypocrisy, having more interest in politics than people and being an actual psychopath in a prime-minister.  Being a hypocrite in its original meaning in Ancient Greek (an actor; one playing a part) is so obvious a helpful attribute for a political leader that Ronald Reagan (1911-2004 US President 1981-1989) was probably genuinely surprised at the journalistic naiveté when, during the 1980 presidential election campaign, he was asked if was possible for an actor to be good president.  His rely was “How is it possible for a good president not to be an actor?” and his point was well made and Harold Macmillan (1894-1986, UK prime-minister 1957-1963) was habitually referred to as an “actor-manager”.  Being, in its modern sense, a hypocrite, liar and psychopath might sound less promising qualifications for political leadership and for idealists something truly appalling and it may be these qualities are more valuable in attaining office than exercising successfully its power although there’s always the extraordinary example of Comrade Stalin (1878-1853; leader of the USSR 1924-1953) to illustrate just what a serious psychopath can achieve.

Another fun aspect of these text messages is that the conflict is internecine.  Politicians being mean to those on the other side is so common it barely rates as news unless there’s some particularly egregious accusation, preferably involving a goat or some other abomination but when it’s within the same party, it’s especially amusing because that’s where the real hatreds lie.  That’s why Gordon Brown (b 1951; UK prime-minister 2007-2010) being was labeled “a psychopath” by Tony Blair (b 1953; UK prime-minister 1997-2007) was funny; had he said it of the leader of the opposition it’s doubtful anyone would have noticed.  Mr Joyce’s contribution to the genre was really quite good as was that of Mr Dutton (or whomever the culprit may be) but that of Ms Berejiklian lacked punch; she needs to sharpen the hatchet.

Monday, March 9, 2020

Landau

Landau (pronouned lan-daw (U) or lan-dou (non-U))

(1) A light, four-wheeled (traditionally horse-drawn) carriage with two or four passenger seats (the original landaus were two seaters but when four-seat versions became common, the two-seaters informally were dubbed landaulets), the folding top for the four-seat version made in two parts which could be let down or folded back, the two meeting over the middle of the passenger compartment; in the four-seat versions, the front and rear passenger seats would face each other, an arrangement now often called “vis-à-vis seating”.

(2) By extension, a style of automobile coachwork (usually a limousine or large sedan) with a partially convertible roof arrangement, the most rearward part retractable.

(3) A model name for automobiles now with no precise definition but typically was applied to vehicles with some variation in the treatment of the roof (though not necessarily a configuration and often something merely decorative).

1743 (1723 in the German): The orthodox history is the carriages were named after the German city of Landau because it was there they seem first to have been produced.  The German originals were Landauers, on the model of the Berliner, a carriage with origins in the city of Berlin.  The city of Landau in der Pfalz (Landach in the Palatine German and usually clipped to Landau) is an autonomous (kreisfrei) town in the southern Rhineland-Palatinate.  Land was from the common Germanic element land (land, territory (which obviously endures in English), from the Proto-Germanic landą, from the primitive Indo-European lend- (land, heath); it was cognate with the Proto-Celtic landā.  The origin of the second element is disputed.  Landau, landaulet & landaulette are nouns; the noun plural is landaus.

The Landau

A four-seat landau.

Not all historians of transportation concur with the Germanic origin.  The alternative etymology suggests the name of the carriage was really from the Spanish lando (a light four-wheeled carriage drawn by mules), from the Arabic al-andul and the claim by the Germans was just blatant commercial opportunism.  If one accepts the orthodox etymology, in 1723, when first displayed in the city of Landau, the description Landauer meant one thing: a two-seater horse-drawn light carriage configured with four wheels on two sprung axles and with a fabric top which could be thrown back (ie lowered) to the rear.  It was a "luxury vehicle" and as a two-seater a marker of wealth but, as Ford in the late 1950s worked out when considering how to stimulate sales of their two-seat Thunderbird (1955-1957), it was obvious a larger market beckoned were a four-seat version available.  Accordingly, production commenced on what was essentially a LWB (long wheelbase) chassis, made by splicing together the passenger compartments of two Landaus, the seats in the traditional (vis-à-vis) arrangement of two benches facing each other.  An additional attraction of the approach was production line rationalization, the design allowing the existing folding roof to be re-used and duplicated (ie "mirrored"), one hinged from the front, one from the rear; when erected, they met in the centre above the passengers.  Access to the compartment was provided by one or two side-doors, the upper section of which was a framed glass window which could be removed (a la the accessory fitted to some phaetons although later Landaus would feature "wind-down" glass).  All these designs and mechanisms would at some point appear on early automobiles which was predictable for devices known originally as "horseless carriages".  In the records from the time, there are drawings of these four-seat carriages with a single fabric roof (hinged from the rear, in the style of the modern convertible)  but it’s not clear how many, if any, were built and the plans may never have gone beyond being a "concept".

Before there were landaus, another carriage had provided an entry provoking disputes among historians.  Designed probably in the late 1660s by a Piedmontese architect under commission from the quartermaster-general to Frederick William (1620–1688; Elector of Brandenburg and Duke of Prussia 1640-1688), several of what came to be known as Berliners were used by the elector to travel from Berlin to Paris, then a trip of 1,055 km (655 miles) and, upon arrival, the elegant but obviously robust vehicles caused a sensation and immediately the design was copied by Parisian coachbuilders attracted by the ease of construction, efficiency of space utilization and critically, the economical use of materials which made them cheaper to build.  Lighter and with a lower centre of gravity which made them also safer, the French named them berlines in honor of their city of origin and quickly they began to supplant the less practical and frankly uncomfortable state and gala coaches which had been the definitive seventeenth century carriage.  After the four-seat carriages came to be the "default" Landaus, the smaller versions were for a time known variously as "Landaulets" and "Landauettes" but the use didn't persist. 

The origin of the Berliner is undisputed but there have long been “alternative facts” contesting the genesis of the landau.  The generally accepted history (first built in Landau and thus known as Landauers) is supported by contemporary literature, the carriage mentioned in Goethe's (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749–1832) epic-length poem Hermann and Dorothea (1796-1797):

Constantly, while he thus spoke, the crowds of men and of women
Grew, who their homeward way were over the market-place wending;
And, with the rest, there also returned, his daughters beside him,
Back to his modernized house on the opposite side of the market,
Foremost merchant of all the town, their opulent neighbor,
Rapidly driving his open barouche,—it was builded in Landau.
Lively now grew the streets, for the city was handsomely peopled.
Many a trade was therein carried on, and large manufactures.

A barouche was a large, open, four-wheeled carriage, historians of the industry suggesting Goethe was describing a Landauer and Jane Austen (1775-1817) in Emma (1816) wrote of a “barouche-landau” which combined “…the best features of a barouche and a landau” although the blend was apparently “not a popular innovation”.  Noting this critique, Austen scholar Jennifer Ewing (Library Director at Southern California Seminary in El Cajon), pondered whether the “… choice of carriage itself speak to the elusiveness of the Sucklings in Emma, always promised, but never realized?  Such is the way of modern academic deconstruction but carriages were important in Austen’s writings, the size and style of a man’s carriage used as a marker of his wealth and social distinction, the author as astute an observer of such things as any Instagram influencer.

The classic barouche was a four-wheeled, shallow-bodied carriage with an open design and low sides, configured for four passengers in a vis-à-vis arrangement with a folding leather top which covered only the rear seat, the front left exposed.  It was thus really a “summer carriage” for the “see and be seen” set, the designs noted for their elegance.  The lack of practicality made them a niche product for the rich and the barouche-landau was essentially a barouche with a second folding roof.  The customer always being right, the Landau prospered while the Barouche-Landau, being neither one thing nor the other, soon was squeezed from the market.  Barouche was from the dialectal German Barutsche, from the Italian baroccio, from the Late Latin birotium, from the Classical Latin birotus (chariot), the construct being bi- (two, double) + rot(a) (wheel) + -us (the noun suffix).  As was not unusual, in English the spelling was altered to suggest a French origin.  An elegant summary of carriage design is provided by the wonderful Susanna Ives, without whom most would not know the elliptical springs used as often as suspension systems were in the trade termed “nut-crackers”; disappointingly, this was an allusion to the shape of the metal rather than the effect on male anatomy from the sometime rough ride they induced.  Now we know.

A more dramatic story is that associated with the epic journey by Austrian Archduke Joseph (1678–1711; Holy Roman Emperor & King Joseph I of Austria 1705-1711) who in 1702 arranged a fleet of 77 coaches to carry him and his entourage of 250 from Vienna to Landau, there to take the command at the siege of what was then a fortress on the French border.  It’s claimed the feat of moving the 250 men in 14 daily stages was so extraordinary the coaches were forever associated with the town of Landau, the French soldiers also so impressed they took the name back to Paris.  It’s a romantic story (something not typical in the history of military logistics) but Goethe and Austen are thought more persuasive.

The theory of an Arabic origin of the name is interesting, the argument being the Arabic al-andul (litter, cars (and related to the Sanskrit hindola (a swinging cradle or hammock; an ornamental swing or litter in which figures of kṛṣṇa are carried during the Swing-festival in the light half of the month śrāvaa))) came into Spanish as lando (four-seat cart drawn by mules) from which it migrated in the form "landau" into English & French and was only then brought into German by popular etymological reinterpretation with the place name Landau and formed thus into Landauer.  The Arabic derivation has the advantage there’s no reliance of anecdotal tales of military adventure or historically dubious claims of manufacturing innovation but it’s wholly inconsistent with the chronology of verified evidence.  The word as the name of a carriage was documented in German in 1723 (and in English by 1743), but there's no trace in Spanish until 1830 and most etymologists think it more likely from the French than the Arabic.

Landaulet and Landaulette

The landaulette was a body style developed early in the twentieth century by car manufacturers and specialist coachbuilders, the construct being landau(l) + -ette (from the Middle English -ette, a borrowing from the Old French -ette, from the Latin -itta, the feminine form of -ittus.  It was used to form nouns meaning "a smaller form of something").  A landaulette was distinguished by the compartment being covered by a convertible top while the front remained enclosed (although a landaulette rear-section was sometimes combined with the sedanca de-ville coachwork which had an open section also at the front (sometimes with a detachable top), leaving only a central portion with a permanently fixed roof.  It was once a very popular style used in taxis (in the days before air-conditioning (A-C)) and was a feature of many parade limousines used for figures such as heads of state when they wished to be more visible to large crowds.  This use is now rare because of concerns about security and those old state landaulettes which survived ended up mostly as movie props or in museums & private collections.  There were rare examples of use in the wedding trade but while (most) brides tend not to be concerned about a risk of assassination, they do think about their hair and, given a choice, most probably opted for something closed.  In the UK, historically, landaulette was used when referring to motor vehicles while the older landaulet was reserved for horse-drawn carriages.  The construct of landaulet was landau(l) + -et (from the Middle English -et, from the Old French –et & its feminine variant -ette, from the Late Latin -ittusloosely construed, it was used to form diminutives.  By the early twentieth century, "landaulet" had become the standard form on the continent but it refers to the same coachwork as landaulette.  Both words are now rare and it’s only specialists who are likely to apply them correctly.

When used by car manufacturers "landaulet" & "landaulette" always describes a vehicle in which a roof was in some way partially retractable but so loosely did "landau" come to be applied that it really meant only what the producer said it meant.  For decades, it was popular with US manufacturers (surprisingly, among the ever-imitative Japanese manufacturers, only Mazda followed the naming trend) which had decided the phrase "landau roof" could be used to describe various treatments, usually involving gluing on vinyl to a roof's rear portion .  With that, "landau" ceased necessarily to imply a roof which partially could be retracted and came to refer to something which looked (at a distance) vaguely as if it might.

1979 Chrysler Cordoba with opera windows and landau roof in padded white vinyl.  Inside, the car is trimmed in "rich Corinthian leather".

One effect of World War II (1939-1945) was that advances in science and engineering which likely would have taken at least decades to emerge happened in the space of a few years and as well as jet engines and atomic bombs, in the early post-war years there were factories mass-producing vinyl, Perspex and fibreglass.  Supply assured, all that was required was demand and this US capitalism was more adept than any at stimulating, one of the more unfortunate consequences being the vinyl roof appearing on cars.  Cadillac with the 1956 Eldorado seems to have started the trend (which wouldn’t be (almost) eradicated until the 1990s) and while most of the early implementations covered the whole surface, in the 1970s the “landau roof” became a thing, often in conjunction with “opera windows” (the origin of which were the “portholes” added to the fibreglass hard-top on the 1956 Ford Thunderbird as a visibility aid).  What the “landau roof” was intended to recall was the folding leather top on carriages and earlier automobiles; whether many customers really picked up the historic allusion is uncertain but in the US the look caught on because on some models it was an extra-cost option and often it was ordered.  In retrospect the fad was a contribution to the phrase describing the 1970s: “the decade style forgot” but to many at the time the landau roof seemed a good idea and the big parking spaces in golf club car parks were for decades riddled with the things.

1977 Mazda Cosmo L Coupé with opera windows and landau roof in padded cream vinyl.

Although in the US the fender-mounted side mirrors were known informally as “Datsun mirrors”, all cars produced for the JDM (Japanese domestic market) were between 1952 and 1983 required to have a matching set of フェンダーミラー (fendā mirā (an adaptation of the US -English “fender mirror”, known in the UK as “wing mirrors”.)) and these sat about mid-way between the base of the A-pillar and front bumper bar.  The law was in 1983 liberalized only because Western manufacturers had argued the refusal to allow the door-mounted mirrors (which had by then long been elsewhere the standard) was a “non-tariff trade barrier”.  Quickly they vanished from JDM showrooms but remained on the street because even now, fendā mirā continue to be fitted to most JDM vehicles built for the taxi market because not only do they provide a wider vista, they also protrude less from the body, something of some significance in the crowded traffic plying the often narrow roads in Japanese cities; for taxi drivers, every saved millimetre can be precious.  Sociologists explain the there is also a cultural imperative, the fender mirrors allowing customers to feel a greater sense of privacy because drivers can use the mirrors without turning their head toward the passenger seat; such a glance could be misconstrued and face could be lost.  In the US, there is a small but dedicated cult which retro-fits fendā mirā for that "authentic" Japanese look.

It didn’t spread to Europe or Australia but what Detroit did was at the time a bit of a cargo cult for the Japanese industry and there, opera windows and landau roofs duly appeared although surprisingly, of the ever imitative Japanese manufacturers, it seems to have been only Mazda which used the name and then only for export sales.  Mazda’s CD Cosmo/RX-5 series (1975-1981) was a (scaled down) PLC (personal luxury car) on the popular US template and while the early versions used only a fastback body with three side windows, in 1977 came a Lincoln Continentalesque notchback coupé model called the Landau, complete with opera windows and landau vinyl roof with the obligatory padding.  Never a big seller on international markets (where it appeared as both the RX-5 (with Wankel engine) and 121 (with piston engine), the Mini Mark V Lincoln was a big hit in the JDM although there it was sold as the Cosmo L.  Why the “Landau” named wasn’t used in the JDM isn’t known but rather than PLC Mazda preferred PSC (Premium Specialty Car) and despite the use of padded vinyl, its museum notes of the Cosmo L: “Its leather-covered landau roof further emphasized the premium feel”.  Maybe it was felt “Landau” was a bit obscure and “L” might be thought by buyers to denote “Luxury” or “Leather”.

The Ford (Australia) Landau (ZG70;1973-1976)

Even at the time, the Ford P5 Landau (Ford's internal code was JG70 but because it was the companion product to the P5 LTD, usually it's described as "Landau" or "P5 Landau") seemed to many not a good idea.  Sales of large ("compact" in 1973 US terms) coupés had dropped precipitously since a brief burst of popularity and the only thing on the market which might have been a competitor, the Chrysler by Chrysler hardtop (with its own bizarre take on the vinyl roof), had been dropped earlier in the year after eighteen months of disappointing sales.  Ford's own Hardtop, debuting late in 1972 had come too late to enjoy much of the earlier fad which probably was a warning of sorts but it also meant there was a warehouse full of Hardtop shells for which demand was diminishing.  Thus the Landau, a two-door version of Ford Australia's new LTD, a (much) stretched and (much) gorped (gorp was what the industry once called bling) Falcon, the parts-sharing meaning the Landau could be brought into production at modest cost; from the Detroit parts-bin came Mercury hidden-headlight assemblies and Thunderbird wheel-covers, the later marvelously intricate but so vulnerable to impacts with Australia's high kerb-sides they were soon replaced with units which protruded less.  Underneath lay the familiar combination of Ford's 351 cubic inch (5.8 litre) Cleveland (335) V8 and FMX automatic transmission, the most notable mechanical innovation being the country's first locally produced (as opposed to assembled) car with four-wheel disk brakes, Ford even claiming the numbers of Landaus produced as counting towards the brakes being homologated for series-production racing, the rationale being the Landau's mechanical similarity to the Falcon GT Hardtops used in competition.  It now sounds implausible but that's how things used to be done.

The Landau's other "structural" change from a Falcon Hardtop was a pair of small sheet-metal "plugs", crudely welded into part of the rear-window apertures so a more "formal" roofline could be fashioned.  The seams were never finished to a fine standard because one feature of the LTD & Landau was a padded vinyl roof which, handily, covered the imperfections.  There was a precedent for doing that because a vinyl roof appeared on all 1970 Plymouth Road Runner Superbirds, it being cheaper to glue the stuff on rather than properly finish the metalwork around the rear window after the stylish but aerodynamically dubious buttresses had been removed.  The previous year, Dodge had done the metalwork on their Daytona "aero car" but they made only 500-odd whereas the rules had been changed, compelling Plymouth to produce some four times as many Superbirds.  Plymouth didn't add any padding and a padded vinyl roof is a really bad idea because it means a layer of porous foam rubber sits between the vinyl and ferrous metal of the roof, moisture accumulating and rust soon starting with proximity to a coastline or the tropics tending to dictate how soon and ultimately to what extent.  That's also how things used to be done.  Still, once inside it was plush enough with lashings of (real) leather and four bucket seats (though despite the bulk of the thing the rear compartment was cramped and the cut-down windows made travel a claustrophobic experience) although  the budget didn't extend to real timber, the "woodgrain" on the steering wheel and instrument panel being plastic.  As Ford summed it up, what was being offered included reproduction English burl walnut, a leather grained vinyl roof, subtle soft chamois toned leather & doeskin tone cut pile carpet”.  In fairness, "reproduction" is used in that sense in the art market.  In the cockpit, the highlights were a twenty-four hour analogue clock and aviation inspired controls for the air-conditioning, recalling those installed rather more extravagantly on European machinery like the Facel Vega; they delighted some although one grumpy reviewer dismissed them as "an affectation".  Just so people knew they were looking at something classy, pressed into the padded roof (about where the welding seams were being hidden) was a (wholly fake) coat of arms with lions rampant, two more escutcheons glued-on inside to comfort the passengers.

As a road car it was capable, even rapid by the standards of the time (only those used to the torque of the US big-block V8s would have though it anything but "effortless") and the new brakes really were (pre-ABS) world class.  For commuting or touring it was a comfortable experience, at least for two although it could be hard to manage in urban conditions, the Hardtop's already marginal rear-visibility further compromised by the loss of side-glass and the combination of the coupé's lowered roofline and almost flat rear window meant the aft-view was like looking through a slit.  That was unfortunate because the Hardtops had been designed with series-production racing in mind so the rear fenders flared outwards, allowing wide tyres to be fitted without modification to the bodywork.  Reversing a Landau could be a challenge but it was one not many took up, fewer than 1400 sold in a three-year run.  The timing of the release had been unfortunate for not only was it now in a dying market segment but within three months, the first oil shock hit.  The 351 V8, even it's more efficient (pre-emission control) form was always thirsty but in the Landau with all the luxury bits and pieces adding some 440 lb (200 KG) to the anyway hardly svelte Falcon Hardtop, it was worse.  When the P6 LTD was released in 1976, although one P6 Landau prototype had constructed for evaluation, the coupé quietly was dropped but now, the survivors are a collectable, one popular modification the removal of the vinyl roof and the proper finishing of the welded cover-plates.  None of the history of course explains why Ford called the thing "Landau" given (1) no part of the roof folded and (2) the padded vinyl was applied all the way to the windscreen, the coverage not even hinting at the tradition.  The answer was the product planners just liked the name because the thought it imparted something prestigious and exclusive; by 1973 "landau" was as distant from the horse-drawn originals as was "brougham", another popular moniker for gorped machines.

The Mercedes-Benz Landaulets

Mercedes-Benz 600 (W100, 1963-1981) Landaulet (long-roof).  Most of the 600 Landaulets were built with the six-door coachwork but there were some which used the four-door body and the vis-à-vis seating.  The ones with the longer folding soft-top informally were called the "presidential" but this was never the factory's designation.

Although in production for almost two decades, Mercedes-Benz built only 2677 600s, 428 of which were the LWB Pullmans.  Of those, 59 were configured as Landaulets with a convertible roof extending either over the rearmost seats or the whole passenger compartment.  Just 12 of the latter were built and the only one known to have bought a matched-pair was Kim Il-Sung (Kim I, 1912–1994; Great Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (the DPRK, North Korea)) who ordered two in 1968.  Just as the DPRK and its grateful population passed to his descendants, Kim Jong-Il (1941–2011; Kim II, Dear Leader of the DPRK 1994-2011) and Kim Jong-Un (Kim III, b 1983; Supreme Leader of the DPRK since 2011), they also inherited the Landaulets which for decades were a fixture at state occasions like military parades.  Buying a brace ensured an unusual distinction of rarity; the parades are said to be the only occasions when two 600 long-roof Landaulets were seen in the same place at the same time.  The Supreme Leader in 2015 updated to the new S600 Pullman Landaulets but they’re mass-produced compared with the original, lack gravitas and look something like a very big Hyundai (made in the "puppet state" of South Korea (the RoK (Republic of Korea)).  For this reason, the old 600s are retained for occasions when there’s a need really to impress folks and maintain the dynasty’s image of continuity which stretches back to the Great Leader.

The unique SWB 600 Landaulet built for Count Graf von Berckheim.

Mercedes-Benz however built the 600 on a special assembly line and accommodated many customer requests for special features or unusual configurations (although despite it being possible, none ever appear to have been ordered with the legendarily robust MB-Tex (a high quality vinyl) as interior trim, 600 buyers opting always for the customary leather or mohair (sometimes a combination of the two, following the English tradition of "leather for the chauffeurs, cloth for the passengers").  Given all that, it may be there were 600s which were identically configured but it can't have been many and one genuine one-off was a landaulet built on the SWB (short wheelbase) platform for racing driver Graf von Berckheim (Count Graf Philipp-Constantin Eduard Siegmund Clemens Tassilo Tobias von Berckheim, 1924-1984).

Standard and Spezial coachwork on the Mercedes-Benz 300d (W189, 1957-1962).  The "standard" four-door hardtop was available throughout the run while the four-door Cabriolet D was offered (off and on) between 1958-1962 and the Spezials (landaulets, high-roofs etc), most of which were for state or diplomatic use, were made on a separate assembly line in 1960-1961.  The standard greenhouse cars are to the left, those with the high roof-line to the right.

The 300d (W189, 1957-1962) was a revised version of the W186 (300, 300b & 300c; 1951-1957) which came to be referred to as the "Adenauer" because several were used as state cars by Konrad Adenauer (1876–1967; chancellor of the FRG (Federal Republic of Germany, the old West Germany) 1949-1963).  Although the coachwork never exactly embraced the lines of mid-century modernism, the integration of the lines of the 1950s with the pre-war motifs appealed to the target market (commerce, diplomacy and the old & rich) and on the platform the factory built various Spezials including long wheelbase pullmans , landaulets, high-roof limousines and four-door cabriolets (Cabriolet D in the Daimler-Benz system).  The high roofline appeared sometimes on both the closed & open cars and even then, years before the assassination of John Kennedy (JFK, 1917–1963; US president 1961-1963), the greenhouse sometimes featured “bullet-proof” glass.  As well as Chancellor Adenauer, the 300d is remembered also as the "Popemobile" (although not then labelled as such) of John XXIII (1881-1963; pope 1958-1963).

Clockwise from top left: 300d (W189) papal throne, 300d (W189), 600 (W100), 300SEL (W109), S500 (W140), 300GD (W460), G500 (W463), ML500 (W166).  Just about everybody quickly dubbed the new cars "popemobiles".

The factory for decades provided the Vatican with papal landaulets, used in parades and sometimes they travelled with popes to foreign lands.  After the assassination attempt on John Paul II (1920–2005; pope 1978-2005), the concept was refined, the convertible top replaced with bullet-resistant clear panels and popes now less frequently appear in open-top cars.  The 1965 Papal 600 Landaulet was built for Paul VI (1897-1978; pope 1963-1978) and used the higher roof-line which was a feature of some of the Spezial Pullmans ordered as "state cars".  The attractions of the high-roof coachwork included (1) greater headroom which afforded more convenient ingress & egress (a practical matter given the cars were sometime parade vehicles used by royalty and military dictators, both classes given to wearing crowns or big hats) and (2) the extended greenhouse made it easier for crowds (anxious for a wave) to see the occupants.

Lincoln Continental X-100

X-100 unprotected and with an array of some of the roof accessories which enabled it to be configured as a four-door convertible, landaulet or town car.

The 1961 Lincoln Continental (Secret Service code SS-100-X but used as X-100) in which President John Kennedy (JFK, 1917–1963; US president 1961-1963) was assassinated could be configured as (1) a four-door convertible, (2) a landaulet with a top attached above the driver’s compartment or (3) a town car (the combination of an open driver's cockpit and open passenger compartment, also known various as a coupé de ville and sedanca de ville).  It was sometimes also used with a protective Perspex shield for the rear compartment but, infamously, this wasn’t used on the day of the assignation.  After the events in Dallas it was modified to include much more protective equipment and returned to the Secret Service’s White House fleet where it remained in service until 1976, something which seems to disturb (apparently more sensitive) later generations.  There is a persistent myth the fitting of Perspex screens to state limousines began after JFK's assassination but it long predated that event, dignitaries liking to be protected from the elements as well as bullets.  Coincidentally (presumably), Lincoln's companion division, Mercury, in 1969-1970, sold a version of its full-sized Marauder two-door hardtop as the X-100, nominally a high-performance model but actually using an un-modified (360 horsepower) 429 cubic inch (7.0 litre) version of the corporate 385-series V8.  Essentially, the X-100 was an attempt to be in 1965 what the "letter seriesChrysler 300s had been between 1955-1965 but the moment had passed and the days of the "banker's hot-rods" were done.  The X-100 was never replaced.

Landaulettes of the Royal Mews and beyond

Top: The State Landau carriage, built in 1902 by Messrs Hooper for Edward VII (1841–1910; King of the UK & Emperor of India 1901-1910).  Bottom: Wedding processions of the Prince of Wales to Lady Diana Spencer (1961-1997), 29 July 1981 (left), Prince Andrew (b 1960) to Sarah Ferguson B 1959), 23 July 1986 (centre) and Prince William (b 1982) to Catherine Middleton (b 1982), 29 April 2011.

The 1902 State Landau was first used by Edward VII for his coronation procession through London on 9 August 1902 and it has made frequent appearances since.  Solidly built and well-maintained, it has lasted well, unlike the marriages of some of the royal couples who have sat in it to and from the church where they promised state and God to remain together till death do them part.  Clearly not superstitious, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge choose the 1902 Landau although Prince Harry (b 1984) and Meghan Markle (b 1981) decided not to risk the curse, riding instead in one of the five Ascot landaus in the Royal Mews. 

Queen Elizabeth II (1926-2022; Queen of England the UK and other places, 1952-2022) and her consort Prince Philip (1921-2021) in 1954 Rolls-Royce Phantom IV State Landaulette by Hooper (Chassis 4BP5, Body 9941, Design 8399).

A bespoke creation produced exclusively for heads of state and crowned royalty (the "crowned" bit an important status symbol in royal circles) and never offered for sale to the public (a distinction shared only with the Mercedes-Benz 770K (W150; 88 made 1939-1943) and the Bugatti Royale (7 made, 1927-1933), Rolls-Royce between 1950-1958 made only 18 Phantom IVs, one of which was a ute (a light pickup truck!) used by the factory until it was scrapped.  The Phantom IV's other footnote in Rolls-Royce history is it was their first and last passenger car powered by a straight-8 engine.


Twenty years after: Elizabeth II & Prince Philip in Mercedes-Benz 600 Landaulet, Brandenburg Gate, Berlin, state visit, June 1965.  This is a four-door "presidential" version with the vis-à-vis seating.

Although there is no known record of her thoughts on the matter, probably no individual ever had a more varied experience of landaulettes than Elizabeth II, her earliest exposure to the type coming during the 1930s and even before assuming the throne in 1952 she’s been driven in models built Daimler, Austin and Humber.  Landaulettes had a long associate with the Royal Mews, Edward VII (1841–1910; King of the UK & Emperor of India 1901-1910) in 1905 accepting delivery of a Renalut 14/20 Landaulette, the cross-channel purchase a nod not only to the lead the French automobile industry enjoyed early in the century but also to the Anglo-French Entente Cordiale (1904) the king had nudged his not always enthusiastic ministers towards.

1960 Rolls Royce Phantom V State Landaulette.

Originally allocated to Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother (1900-2002), in her will it was left to the Prince of Wales (now Charles III (b 1948; King of the United Kingdom since 2022)) and the unusually protuberant folding top was added to accommodate the hats worn by the Duchess of Cornwall (formerly Kate Middleton (b 1982), a young lady taller than most previous passengers.

The Royal Mews is the palace’s garage, the name from the royal stables at Charing Cross and the plural of mew (moulting (of falcons); falcon cage).  Mew was from the Middle English mewe, mue & mwe, from the Anglo-Norman mue & muwe and the Middle French mue (shedding feathers; cage for moulting birds; prison), from muer (to moult).  In falconry, it was the place where birds of prey were housed and, based on the visual similarity (at a larger scale), the word came to be used of the alleyways with stables on either side.  When cars (a clipping of "carriage") were introduced to the royal household, some of the stables were re-configured as garages but the name was never changed.  During her reign, the queen had several Rolls-Royce landaulettes, the company gaining the royal warrant in the 1950s, supplanting Daimler which had for decades supplied the fleet, the change reputedly at the instigation of the palace courtiers who didn’t approve of Daimler’s chairman (Sir Bernard Docker (1896–1978)) marriage to Norah (Lady Docker, formerly Callingham, formerly Collins, née Turner; 1906–1983) a dance-club hostess who was thrice-married, each husband proving more lucrative than the last.  It’s said the gentlemen at the palace found her “a bit common” and in their circle, that's about as bad as it gets.


Cadillac (left), Imperial (centre) & Lincoln (right) landaulettes built for the 1959 Royal Tour of Canada.

As well as the various British-built landaulettes, Elizabeth II had the chance to compare them with those from France, Germany and the US and it was during the 1959 royal tour of the Dominion of Canada a probably unique opportunity arose to C&C (compare & contrast) the products of GM (General Motors), Ford & Chrysler, the Canadian Government ordering from them respectively a Cadillac, Lincoln & Imperial landaulette.  That not only meant there could be no suggestion of corporate favouritism but also ensured the busy schedule of parades ran like clockwork, the RCAF’s (Royal Canadian Air Force) Transport Command using its Fairchild C-119 Flying Boxcars to air-freight the machines between appointments, the royal couple proceeding usually by rail or boat.

Daimler DS420 Landaulet by Vanden Plas.

In 1956 a well-executed boardroom coup saw the defenestration of Sir Bernard and Lady Docker meaning Daimler again became respectable and over the decades a number of Daimlers appeared in the Royal Mews including several DS420s and some of those based on the Jaguar XJs.  None of the Daimlers were however landaulettes.  Vanden Plas made only two Daimler DS420 Landaulets but many have been converted by coach-builders (and some folk less skilled), the results said to be variable.  Many of the converted landaulets were used in the wedding trade, there presumably being genuine advantages for brides with big hair willing to take a risk with the wind and rain.  The DS420 was in production between 1968-1992 and used the platform of the big Jaguar Mark X (1961-1970; in 1966 slightly revised and re-named 420G), the sales of which had never met expectations, failing in the home market because it was just too big and in the US because the factory chose to use 3.8 & 4.2 litre versions of the XK-Six as the powerplant rather than the 4.6 litre Daimler V8.  The underpinnings of the Mark X (the unitary construction, all-independent suspension and four-wheel disk brakes) were generations ahead of the US competition but the XK-Six was underpowered and lacked the torque required in what was a heavy machine though a 5.5 litre V8 version (the Daimler unit could have been enlarged) with a well-integrated A-C system would likely have been a great success in the US.  However disappointing the Mark X might have been, the long and lucrative career of the DS420 meant that eventually, the platform proved one of Jaguar's most enduringly profitable.

Landau irons and the Ford Thunderbird Landaus, 1967-1971

Cadillac Hearse based on 1987 Cadillac Brougham (used in the Lindsay Lohan film Machete (2010), left), 1964 Alvis TE21 DHC (drophead coupé) by Park Ward (centre) and 1938 Mercedes-Benz 540K Cabriolet C by Sindelfingen (right).

The landau irons (which some coach-builders insist should be called “carriage bars”) on the a roof's rear side-panels emulate in style (though not function) those used on horse-drawn carriages and early automobiles (the last probably the 1962 Mercedes-Benz 300 Cabriolet D).  On those vehicles, the irons actually supported the folding mechanism but as a decorative device they proved useful on those hearses not fitted with rear side-windows, existing to relieve the slab-sidedness of the expanse of flat metal.  A similar large surface sometimes existed on the bigger convertibles which had neither landau irons or side-windows in their soft-tops, illustrated by the bulk of the fabric on the soft-top of the Alvis TE21 (above, centre).  The look divides opinion, pleasing some but not all.

1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau Coupe (429).

In what was a case study of supply responding to demand, the Ford Thunderbird which in 1955 had debuted as a two-seat convertible, was re-designed for 1958 as a four-seater, sales immediately rising.  Having already made the correct decision in 1955 to position the T-bird as a “personal car” rather than a sports-car and being rewarded with something which outsold the Chevrolet Corvette more than twenty-fold, it was obvious to rely on what doubtlessly still is the biggest “big-data” metric of all: what people are prepared to pay for.  Thus the T-bird continued successfully until 1966 as a four-seat coupé and convertible.  By 1967 however, Ford needed to consider not just the competing products of other manufacturers but also the corporation’s own proliferating range, the wildly successful Mustang and its new, up-market derivative, the Mercury Cougar, both of which (and not just at the margins) overlapped the T-bird’s lucrative niche.  Additionally, Lincoln had released a two-door version of the Continental so the T-bird needed somehow to appeal to those considering competitor vehicles yet try to avoid cannibalizing sales within the corporation.

1967 Ford Thunderbird Landau Sedan (428).

Thus for the fifth generation Thunderbird (1967-1971), the convertible was gone (not to return until the one-off retro-car of 2002-2005) and the two flavors of coupé were joined by a four-door sedan, "suicide" (ie the rear units rear-hinged) doors used not just as a novelty but because, as had been the case with the 1961 Lincoln, the wheelbase was just a little too short comfortably to accommodate conventional hinging.  With Lincoln’s four-door convertible in its last days because of declining sales, no such T-bird had been contemplated but quite how sincere Ford was in trying not to impinge on Mercury and Lincoln attracted attention even at the time.  The 1967 Thunderbird was the most expensive car on Ford’s list, attracting buyers who ticked much on the option list and they tended to leave the showroom costing much more than any other Ford or Mercury, the most expensive, the four-door Landau Sedan, sitting within a few hundred dollars of an entry-level Lincoln.

The much admired “wrap-around” rear compartment: 1971 Ford Thunderbird Landau Coupé (429).

By 1967, the US industry had long come to regard words like “landau” and “brougham”, once technical terms from coach-building, as just handy marketing terms, a brougham now something with more gorp and a landau, usually a car distinguished often by sometimes oddly-shaped windows added to the C-panel and the increasingly bizarre ways in which vinyl would be glued to the roof and Ford wasn’t alone in adding fake “landau irons” (sometimes called “landau bars”) to cement the association.  Actually last used as a functional device for a convertible top in 1962 on the Mercedes 300d Cabriolet D (w189), they’d come to be adopted as a decorative flourish on C-pillars, thought to impart some link with the big cabriolets of the 1930s with which they were associated.  On the two-door T-bird Landaus, that’s how they were used but on the four-door, they gained a new functionally: Disguising unfortunate styling.

1967 Ford Thunderbird sedan: it’s a strange look without the vinyl roof and would be more bizarre still without fake landau irons.

On the two-door Thunderbirds the irons were just gorp but the sedan was built on a relatively short wheelbase combined with a large "formal" C-Pillar so the only way to make the door opening wide enough to be functional was use the “suicide” configuration and integrate some of the structure into the C-Pillar.  To conceal what would otherwise have been obviously extraneous metal if painted: (1) a vinyl roof was glued on (covering also the affected part of the door) and (2) the curve of the landau bars formed an extension of the trim-line (roof guttering).  As a visual device it worked, making the four-door Thunderbird (1967-1971) the only car ever improved by the addition of the otherwise ghastly vinyl roof although it works best in a black-on-black combination, further disguising things.  Ford’s aesthetic trickery was clever but didn’t much help in the showroom, the four-door remaining a slow seller.

The one millionth Thunderbird.

When the Thunderbird’s sixth generation (1972-1976) debuted the four-door version was dropped and, reflecting industry trends, the convertible did not return to the line.  The sixth generation was far removed from the svelte original of 1955 but as a piece of production-line economics it was a triumph of cost-accounting, sharing a platform and most components with the more expensive Lincoln Continental Mark IV, the pair for all their existence a profitable line although because all the Lincolns and most of the Thunderbirds were powered by the 460 cubic inch (7.5 litre) V8, sales were affected by the mid-life blip of the fuel crisis (1973-1974); the 460 had the virtues of being smooth, torquey and reliable but was notoriously thirsty.  One feature carried over for 1972 was the pair of fake landau irons but optional in their place in 1973 and standard thereafter was the new fashion: the opera window (for Lincoln an oval, for the Ford a trapezoid with the back edge running in parallel with the rake of the rear careen).  Smaller than the functional portholes first seen on the 1956 Thunderbirds, it was a trend which took an unconscionable time a-dying.  The car pictured is the “one-millionth Thunderbird” to leave Ford’s assembly line, finished appropriately in a specially-mixed shade of gold over white leather, the landau irons further embellished by commemorative medallions (a third affixed to the dashboard).  Ford made 57,814 Thunderbirds in 1972 so they were never a rarity but the gold car is, in a sense, “one in a million” and that year’s model does have some allure, it being the last use of the more powerful, high compression 460 and in 1973 would appear the dreaded “battering ram” bumpers.  In an on-line auction in 2025, the car sold for US$22,500, which was above-average but not a record for the sixth generation.

1978 Cadillac Eldorado Cabriolet Astroroof.

By the late 1970s the “landau” vinyl roof had so infiltrated the US industry that it appeared at most price points and, unlike the fake landau irons which tended to be attached only to more expensive models, the opera window were kind of a "package deal": a pair "free with every landau roof".  Often the word appeared somewhere in the designation and Cadillac was never afraid of long model names but even it had to draw the line somewhere.  In 1978 the catalogue included the Cadillac Eldorado Cabriolet Astroroof and Cadillac Eldorado Custom Biarritz Classic Astroroof but even though both included a vinyl roof in approved “landau style”, the “landau” name was never appended.  Use of “cabriolet” was a bit of a stretch given no 1978 Eldorado ever resembled one but by then, in Detroit, most of the historic terms from coach-building were long removed from their origins and used at whim.

1962 Pontiac Catalina convertible with Riveria "Esquire" Series 300 hard-top.  Note the fake landau irons.

Although for three seasons in the 1950s Ford had offered a full-size convertible with a retractable hard-top (a masterpiece ensemble of electric motors, relays and literally miles of wiring), no other manufacturer has since attempted such a venture.  Despite that warning from the industry, at least one aftermarket supplier thought there might be demand for something large and detachable.  Riveria Inc, based in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, offered them between 1963-1964 for the big (then called full or standard-size) General Motors (GM) convertibles and such was GM’s production-line standardization, the entire range of models (spread over three years and five divisions (Cadillac, Buick, Oldsmobile, Pontiac & Chevrolet), could be covered by just three variations (in length) of hard-top.  Made from fibreglass with an external texture which emulated leather, weight was a reasonable 80 lb (30 kg) but the sheer size rendered them unmanageable for many and not all had storage for such a bulky item, the growth of the American automobile meaning garages accommodative but a few years earlier were now cramped.    

1962 Chevrolet Impala SS (Super Sport) convertible with Riveria "Esquire" Series 100 hard top.

Riveria offered their basic (100 series) hard-top in black or white, a more elaborately textured model (200 series) finished in gold or silver while the top of the range (300 series) used the same finishes but with simulated landau irons.  No modification was required to the car, the roof attaching to the standard convertible clamps, the soft-top remaining retracted.  Prices started at US$295 and the company seems to have attempted to interest GM's dealers in offering the hard-tops as a dealer-fitter accessory but corporate interest must have been as muted as buyer response, Riveria ceasing operations in 1964.

1935 MG NB Magnette “Faux Cabriolet” on Triple-M chassis (chassis number NA0801).  The body is believed the work of an unknown Irish coach-builder.

Lest it be thought Riveria & Ford adding fake landau bars to their roofs was typical American vulgarity, across the Atlantic, their use as a decorative accouterment was not unknown.  Most of the 738 MG N-type Magnettes (1934-1936) were bodied as roadsters or DHCs (drop head coupé, a style understood in Europe as a cabriolet and in the US as a convertible) and while coach-builders like Carbodies and Allingham did a few with enclosed bodywork, chassis NA0801 is the only known “Faux Cabriolet” and it would be more rapid than many because the 1271 cm3 (78 cubic inch) SOHC (single overhead camshaft) straight-six has been fitted with a side-mounted Marshall 87 supercharger.  While the combination of that many cylinders and a small displacement sounds curious, the configuration was something of an English tradition and a product of (1) a taxation system based on cylinder bore and (2) the attractive economies of scale and production line rationalization of “adding two cylinders” to existing four-cylinder units to achieve greater, smoother power with the additional benefit of retaining the same tax-rate.  Even after the taxation system was changed, some small-capacity sixes were developed as out-growths of fours.  Despite the additional length of the engine block, many N-type Magnettes were among the few front-engined cars to include a “frunk” (a front trunk (boot)), a small storage compartment which sat between cowl (scuttle) and engine.

1935 MG NB Magnette “Faux Cabriolet”.

The elegantly scalloped shape of the front seats' squabs appeared also in the early (3.8 litre version; 1961-1964) Jaguar E-Types (1961-1974) but, attractive as they were, few complained when they were replaced by a more prosaic but also more accommodating design.  The lengths of rope fitted just behind the door frames were for years these were known as “assist straps”, there to aid those exiting and while not needed by the young or still agile, were a help to many.  When implemented as a rigid fitting, they were known (unambiguously) as “grab handles” but in the US in the 1970s they were sometimes advertised as “Lavaliere straps”.  Lavaliere was a term from jewellery design which described a pendant (typically with a single stone) suspended from a necklace, the style named after Françoise-Louise de La Baume Le Blanc, Duchess of La Vallière and Vaujours (1644–1710) who was, between 1661-1667 (a reasonable run in such a profession), the mistress of Louis XIV (1638–1715; le Roi Soleil (the Sun King), King of France 1643-1715).  It’s said the adaptation of her name for the pendants was based on the frequency with which the accessories appeared in her many portraits.