Friday, April 17, 2020

Pink

Pink (pronounced pingk)

(1) A definition of perceived color varying between a light crimson to a pale reddish purple (sometimes described as fuchsia); any of a group of colors with a reddish hue that are of low to moderate saturation and can usually reflect or transmit a large amount of light; a pale reddish tint.

(2) Any of various Old World plants of the caryophyllaceous genus Dianthus, such as D. plumarius (garden pink), cultivated for their fragrant flowers including the clove pink or carnation (sometimes referred to as the pink family); the flower of such a plant; any of various plants of other genera, such as the moss pink.

(3) The highest or best form, degree, or example of something (expressed usually as “in the pink” or “the pink of”).

(4) As the disparaging slang "pinko", either (1) a communist or one so suspected (US) or (2) a socialist (UK and English-speaking Commonwealth) (both dated).

(5) In informal use, a document provided in commerce or by government for some purpose which was historically issued on pink tissue paper (usually a carbon copy), the term still in some cases enduring for the modern digital analogue.

(6) In fox hunting as “the pinks”, a coat worn by riders (although actually in a shade of scarlet).

(7) In military tailoring, the pinkish-tan gabardine trousers once worn in some regiments as part of an officer’s dress uniform.

(8) In the stone trade, the general term for marble of this color.

(9) In informal use, of or relating to gay people or gay sexual orientation and used sometimes as a modifier in this context (the pink vote, the pink dollar etc, the pink economy et al) (dated).  The pink triangle was a literal description of the fabric patch worn on the uniforms of homosexual inmates in Nazi concentration camps.

(10) In labour market demography, as pink collar, that part of the workforce or those job categories predominately female.

(11) In commerce, as a modifier, such products as may be discerned as being of this color (champagne, gin, salmon, diamonds et al).

(12) To pierce with a rapier or the like; to stab (based on the idea of a pinkish stain appearing on the clothing of one so stabbed); figuratively, to wound by irony, criticism, or ridicule.

(13) In tailoring, to finish fabric at the edge with a scalloped, notched, or other pattern, as to prevent fraying or for ornament.

(14) To punch cloth, leather etc with small holes or figures for purposes of ornament; to adorn or ornament, especially with scalloped edges or a punched-out pattern (mostly UK use).

(15) As pink disease (infantile acrodynia), a condition associated with chronic exposure to mercury.

(16) In nautical use, a sailing vessel with a narrow overhanging transom (historically a vessel with a pink stern).

(17) As pinky or pinkie, the fifth digit (little finger).

(18) In gardening, to cut with pinking shears.

(19) In US slang, an operative of the Pinkerton National Detective Agency (archaic).

(20) In the slang of fishing, various fish according region including the common minnow and immature Atlantic salmon, the origin of all probably the Middle Dutch pincke.

(21) In snooker, one of the color balls (colored pink), with a value of 6 points and in use since the nineteenth century.

(22) In vulgar slang, sometimes as “pink bits”, the vagina or vulva.

(23) In slang, an unlettered and uncultured, but relatively prosperous, member of the middle classes (similar to the Australian CUB (cashed-up bogan)) (UK archaic).

(24) In informal use, having conjunctivitis (ie pinkeye).

(25) To turn a topaz or other gemstone pink by the application of heat.

(26) In (spark ignition) internal combustion engines (especially in motor cars), to emit a high "pinking" noise, usually as a result of ill-set ignition timing for the fuel used.

(27) Of a musical instrument, to emit a very high-pitched, short note.

(28) In color definition, any of various lake pigments or dyes in yellow, yellowish green, or brown shades made with plant coloring and a metallic oxide base (obsolete).

(29) As pinkwashing (al la greenwashing and the figurative use of whitewashing), a fake or superficial attempt to address issues of gay rights (though often applied to LGBTQQIAAOP issues in general).

Circa 1200:  From the Old English pungde (to pierce, puncture, stab with a pointed weapon) which by the early fourteenth century had acquired the sense of "make holes in; spur a horse" the source uncertain but perhaps from a nasalized form of the Romanic stem that also yielded French piquer (to prick, pierce) and the Spanish picar or else from the Old English pyngan (to prick) and directly from its source, the Latin pungere (to prick, pierce), from a suffixed form of primitive Indo-European root peug or peuk- (to prick).  By circa 1500, it had come to mean "to decorate (a garment, leather) by making small holes in a regular pattern at the edge or elsewhere" and that sense endures to this day in pinking shears (although they were not so-named until 1934).  The English pinge, pingen, pinken, pung & pungen (to push (a door)), batter, shove; prick, stab, pierce; punch holes in) was from the Old English pyngan (to prick) and dates from 1275–1325 and may be from (1) the Latin pungere (to prick, pierce), (2) the Low German pinken (hit; to peck) & Pinke (big needle) or (3) the Dutch pingelen (to do fine needlework), the root again the primitive Indo-European peug (to prick). 

The words "pinkie" & “pinky” was from the Dutch pinkje, diminutive of pink (little finger), of uncertain origin, the earliest known used in Scotland in 1808 and is common in Scottish English, US English and elsewhere in the English-speaking world.  The nautical use dates from circa 1450, from the late Middle English pynck & pyncke, from the Middle Dutch pinke (fishing boat).  The flows were so named in the sixteenth century and surprisingly, the use to describe the color didn’t emerge until the eighteenth century, perhaps a shortening of pinkeye.  The flower family was so named in the 1570s, the common name of Dianthus, a garden plant actually of various colors.  The family picked up the name “pink” probably because of the idea of the "perforated" (scalloped) petals (ie “pinked” in the earlier sense) although etymologists did suggest there might be a link to the Dutch pink (small, narrow (in the sense of pinkie)), via the term pinck oogen (half-closed eyes (literally "small eyes), borrowed in the 1570s, the speculative link being that the Dianthus sometimes has small dots resembling eyes.  The coincidence in the dates is interesting but there’s no documentary evidence.  It was the example of the flower which, by the 1590s, led to the figurative use for "the flower" or highest type or example of excellence of anything.

The car which never was: A pink 1959 Cadillac Series 62 Convertible.

There are many, many pink 1959 Cadillacs, the model regarded as having the most extravagant fins available during Detroit's crazy macropterous era, the effect heightened by the equally memorable "twin bullet" tail-lamps (although those on the 1961 Imperial were about an inch (25 mm) higher).  No 1959 Cadillac however left the factory painted pink, the color offered in only 1956.  It was that Elvis Presley (1935-1977) owned a pink Cadillac and the use of the phrase in popular culture (song & film) that made the trend a thing although his car was a 1955 Fleetwood Sixty Special which was originally blue with a black roof.  The roof was later re-sprayed white but people adopting the motif usually go all-pink.

Pink Pig Porsche 917-20, 1971.

Although it raced only once, the “Pink Pig” (917-20) remains one of the best remembered 917s.  In the never-ending quest to find the optimal compromise between the down-force needed to adhere to the road and a low-drag profile to increase speed, a collaboration between Porsche and France's Société d’Etudes et de Réalisations Automobiles (SERA, the Society for the Study of Automotive Achievement) was formed to explore a design combine the slipperiness of the 917-LH with the stability of the 917-K.  Porsche actually had their internal styling staff work on the concept at the same time, the project being something of a Franco-German contest.  The German work produced something streamlined & futuristic with fully enclosed wheels and a split rear wing but despite the promise, the French design was preferred.  The reasons for this have never been clarified but there may have been concerns the in-house effort was too radical a departure from what had been homologated on the basis of an earlier inspection and that getting such a different shape through scrutineering, claiming it still an “evolution” of the original 917, might have been a stretch.  No such problems confronted the French design; SERA's Monsieur Charles Deutsch (1911-1980) was Le Mans race director.  On the day, the SERA 917 passed inspection without comment.

Der Trüffeljäger von Zuffenhausen (The Trufflehunter from Zuffenhausen), a fibreglass display (some 45 inches (1150 mm) in length) finished in the Pink Pig’s livery.  It includes battery-operated LED (light emitting diode) fixtures within the nostrils, activated by a toggle switch under an access panel on the neck.  Weighing some 50 lb (23 kg), it measures (length x width x height) 45 inches x 20 x 32 (1140 x 510 x 810 mm).  In an on-line auction in 2024, it sold for US$3800.

Pink Pig Porsche 917-20, Le Mans, 1971.

At 87 vs 78 inches (2200 mm vs 2000 mm), the SERA car was much wider than a standard 917K, the additional width shaped to minimize air flow disruption across the wheel openings.  The nose was shorter, as was the tail which used a deeper concave than the “fin” tail the factory had added in 1971.  Whatever the aerodynamic gains, compared to the lean, purposeful 917-K, it looked fat, stubby and vaguely porcine; back in Stuttgart, the Germans, never happy about losing to the French, dubbed it Das Schwein (the pig).  Initially unconvincing in testing, the design responded to a few tweaks, the factory content to enter it in a three hour event where it dominated until sidelined by electrical gremlins.  Returned to the wind tunnel, the results were inconclusive although suggesting it wasn't significantly different from a 917K and suffered from a higher drag than the 917-LH.  It was an indication of what the engineers had long suspected: the 917K's shape was about ideal.

Pink Pig Porsche 917-20, Le Mans, 1971.

For the 1971 Le Mans race, the artist responsible for the psychedelia of 1970 applied the butcher’s chart lines to the body which had been painted pink.  In the practice and qualifying sessions, the Pig ran in pink with the dotted lines but not yet the decals naming the cuts; those (in the Pretoria typeface), being applied just before the race and atop each front fender was a white pig-shaped decal announcing: Trüfel Jäger von Zuffenhausen (the truffel hunter from Zuffenhausen); the Pink Pig had arrived.  Corpulent or not, in practice, it qualified a creditable seventh, two seconds slower than the 917-K that ultimately won and, in the race, ran well, running as high as third but a crash ended things.  Still in the butcher's shop livery, it's now on display in the Porsche museum.

Pink Pig Porsche 917-20, 1971.

Scuttlebutt has always surrounded the Pink Pig.  It's said the decals with the names of the cuts of pork and bacon were applied furtively were applied, just to avoid anyone demanding their removal.  Unlike the two other factory Porsches entered under the Martini banner, the Pink Pig carried no Martini decals, the rumor being the Martini & Rossi board, their aesthetic sensibilities appalled by the porcine lines, refused to associate the brand with the thing.  Finally, although never confirmed by anyone, it's long been assumed the livery was created, not with any sense of levity but as a spiteful swipe at SERA although it may have been something light-hearted, nobody ever having proved Germans have no sense of humor.

A coffee table in Pink Pig livery built on a M28 Porsche V8 engine (introduced in 1977 for use in the new 928 and, much updated, still in production).

Coffee tables in this form are not uncommon as display or promotional pieces and are sometimes advertised as “the gift for the man who has everything”; whether the pink paint will extend the attraction to many women seems improbable but, despite the perceptions, there are women who share the stereotypically male attachment to cars and their components.  Almost all coffee tables built around engine blocks use a glass top so the interesting bits are visible; if there’s thus a flat surface they are as functional as any of the same dimensions.  Some however have some of the mechanical bits protruding, usually just for visual impact although there have been some V8s and V12s where the heads are not installed, the open cylinders used as somewhere to place jars of sauces, dressings and such.  On this table, the intake manifold extends above the table-top through a surface cut-out so it reduces the usable area but the tubular intake rams are there to be admired.  Although all-aluminium, the M28 was built for robustness and was no lightweight: the table weighs some 240 lb (110 kg) and measures (length x width x height) 43 x 20 x 32 inches (1090 x 940 x 432 mm).  In an on-line auction in 2024, it sold for US$5300.

In the pink: 1983 Porsche 928S in  a “rauchquarzmetallic” wrap.  The 928 was the first Porsche to use the M28 V8. 

In production between 1977-1995, with a front-mounted, water-cooled V8, the 928 was a radical departure from the configuration of their previous road cars, all air-cooled flat fours or sixes and mostly with a true rear engine layout (the power-plant installed aft of the rear axle).  By the early 1970s the Porsche management team had come to believe (1) the fundamental limitations and compromises physics imposed on cars with so much weight at the rear extreme meant such engineering was a cul-de-sac, (2) demand for the by then decade-old 911 would continue to decline and (3) US regulators (then much in the mood to regulate) would soon outlaw rear engines and air-cooling, along with convertibles.  As things turned out, the election of Ronald Reagan (1911-2004; US president 1981-1989), a one-time Hollywood film star with fond memories of convertibles and some distaste for “excessive and intrusive regulations” was elected with the (never explicitly stated but well-understood) agenda to make America great again and a new mood prevailed in Washington, convertibles and much else surviving the expected fall of the axe.  The 928 was well-received by the press but like Toyota’s Lexus which never quite managed to achieve the reputation it deserved because it was “not a Mercedes-Benz” (actually perhaps “not what a Mercedes-Benz used to be”), the 928 suffered from being “not a 911”.  Although the 928 joined the list of machines out-lived by those which they were intended to replace, it was a success and in production for some eighteen years although in the twenty-first century depressed values in the after-market meant it became associated with drug dealers and people with maxed-out credit cards (at some points, certain used 928s were the cheapest 160 mph (260 km/h) cars on the market).  The perception has now improved and around the planet there are solid 928 communities although the members have nothing like the devotional feelings of the 911 congregation.

Speak (2004) by Lindsay Lohan, pink vinyl edition, 2000 of which were in 2020 pressed for Urban Outfitters.  

Actor Florence Pugh (b 1996) in hot pink Valentino Tulle gown with Valentino Tan-Go pink patent platform pumps, July 2022.

The noun meaning "pale red color, red color of low chroma but high luminosity" was first noted in 1733 (although pink-colored dates from the 1680s), developed from one of the most common and fancied of the flowers and pink had come into use as an adjective by 1720.  As a physical phenomenon, the color pink obviously pre-dated the word pink as a descriptor and the earlier name for such a color in English was the mid-fourteenth century incarnation (flesh-color) and as an adjective (from the 1530s) incarnate, from the Latin words for "flesh".  These however had other associations and tended to drift in sense from “flesh-color” & “blush-color” toward “crimson” & “blood color”; it is thus a discipline to “translate” even early Modern English.

Lindsay Lohan in pink pantsuit with Valentino’s Rockstud pumps, New York, October 2019.

The noun pink-eye (and pinkeye) (contagious eye infection) was an invention of US English from 1882 although, dating from the 1570s, it one meant "a small eye".  The adjectival pink-collar (jobs generally held by women or those considered characteristically feminine (1977) or the female workforce generally (1979) was a back-formation based on the earlier blue-collar, white-collar etc.  Pinky as an adjective (pinkish, somewhat pink) dates from 1790, building on the earlier pinkish (somewhat pink), noted since 1784.  The derogatory adjectival slang pinko (soon also a noun in this context) was used of those with social or political views "tending towards “red” (ie sympathetic to communism, the Soviet Union (USSR) etc) since 1927 although as a metaphor that had existed at least since 1837.  It was in the context of the time a euphemistic slur; a way of calling someone a communist (or at least a fellow traveler) without actually saying so.  In Australia, old Sir Henry Bolte (1908-1990; premier of Victoria 1955-1972) would often refer to the  local broadsheet The Age as “that awful pinko rag” although he wasn’t unique in his critique, the paper’s one-time headquarters known by many as the “Spencer Street Soviet”.

On any Wednesday.

In idiomatic use, to be "in the pink" is to be healthy, physically fit, or in high spirits; to be "tickled pink" dates from 1909 and is to be very happy with something.  The "pink slip" (apparently originally a "discharge from employment notice" and historically issued on pink tissue paper (usually as a carbon copy)),  is attested by 1915 and pink slips had various connotations in employment early in the twentieth century, including a paper signed by a worker attesting he would leave the labour union or else be fired.  The term pink slip came to refer to a wide variety of documents (in the US it was often the title to a car) provided in commerce or by government for some purpose (although not all literally were pink) the term still in some cases enduring for the modern digital analogue.  To “see pink elephants”, a euphemism for those suffering alcohol-induced hallucinations, dates from 1913 when it appeared in Jack London's (1876-1916) autobiographical novel, John Barleycorn although such things are not always apparitions.  While in London, famous Australian concierge Elvis Soiza (once a leading figure in the Secret Society of the Les Clefs d’Or) managed, at remarkably short notice, to procure a pink (painted) elephant to be led through the streets of Chelsea to delight one of the wives of a visiting dignitary from the Middle East.  It’s apparently not since been done.

Some languages such as Chuukese and German use pink but other descendants include the Afrikaans pienk, the Finnish pinkki, the Irish pinc, the Japanese pinku (ピンク), the Korean pingkeu (핑크), the Marshallese piin̄, the Samoan piniki, the Scottish Gaelic pinc, the Southern Ndebele –pinki, the Swahili -a pinki, the Tokelauan piniki, the Tok Pisin pinkpela, the Welsh pinc and the Xhosa –pinki.  Pink is a noun, verb & adjective, pinker, pinkest, pinkish and pinky are adjectives and pinkness is a noun.

The Playmate-Pink Cars, 1964-1975 

Hugh Hefner (1926-2017) in his 1955 Cadillac Series 62 convertible.  1955 was Cadillac’s year of “peak dagmar” and amateur psychoanalysts should make of Mr Hefner’s taste in automobiles what they will.

The Playboy Motor Car Corporation was established in New York in 1947 by a pre-war car dealer who believed there would be much demand for a smaller, less expensive car than those in the ranges offered by the established manufacturers, almost all of which essentially differed little from the models which abruptly had ceased production in 1942.  In some ways it was a modern concept, in-house manufacturing minimized in favor of outsourcing and, wherever possible, the use of standard, off-the-shelf parts.  Conceived as a small convertible with three-abreast seating, it offered the novelty of a multi-part, retractable hard-top, something not new but which would not be offered by a volume manufacturer for almost a decade (before being mostly abandoned for forty years).  Like many thousands (literally) of optimistic souls who have for more than a century succumbed to the temptation of entering the car business, the hopes of Playboy’s founders were high but many factors conspired against the project, not the least of which was the car’s tiny size and under-powered engine; it offered economy in an age when austerity was becoming unfashionable and not even a hundred were built before the company entered bankruptcy in 1951.

Not Hugh Hefner's sort of car: 1949 Playboy Convertible.

With that, the Playboy name might have passed forgotten into the annals of the New York Bankruptcy Court.  However, not long after the company’s demise, Hugh Hefner (founder and long-time editor-in-chief of Playboy magazine) received a “cease and desist” letter from counsel for Stag magazine (a men’s adventure title), advising a trademark protection suit would be filed were he to proceed with the release of the magazine he intended to launch with the title Stag Party.  A new name was thus required and after pondering Pan, Sir, Top Hat, Gentleman, Satyr & Bachelor, Hefner’s friend (and Stag Party’s co-founder), Eldon Sellers (1921-2016) (apparently prompted by his mother who had worked for the failed car company) suggested it was the ideal name.  Hefner agreed although whether that had anything to do with the clever mechanism with which the little car could be made topless has never been discussed.  With Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962) on the cover, Hefner in 1953 issued the first edition of Playboy magazine and the rest is history.  One footnote in Playboy’s history is that between 1964-1975, the car gifted to the playmate of the year (PotY) was usually pink.  After that, the gifts were still given but no longer in pink:

1964: Donna Michelle Ronne (1945-2004), Ford Mustang convertible.

The Mustang was the industry’s big hit for 1964, setting sales records which even now are impressive.  It was also highly profitable, most mechanical parts borrowed from existing Ford lines and the very platform on which it was built was that of the humble Falcon, introduced a few years earlier as a compact (in US terms), economy model.  Only the body was truly new but it was “the body from central casting” and while it didn't (quite) invent the “pony car” segment, it certainly defined it, its lines creating the motif which would be imitated by many and, sixty-odd years on, the current Mustang, Dodge Challenger and Chevrolet Camaro are all variations of the 1964 original.  That original had wide appeal, able to be configured with relatively small six-cylinder engines or larger V8s, soon to include even highly-strung solid-lifter versions, a sign of things to come.

The 1964 PotY’s car was finished in a special-order color which anyone could order but it quickly became known to the public as “Playmate Pink” or “Playboy Pink” although it was only later Ford added the latter to the option list as code #WT9301.  That would be one of four shades of pink the corporation would offer between 1964-1972 including Dusk Rose (code #M0835 and offered originally on the 1957 Thunderbird), Passionate Pink (code #WT9036 which was part of a Valentine’s Day promotion in February 1968) & Hot Pink (code #WT9036).  Interestingly, regarded as niche shades, most of the hues of pink rarely appeared on the mass-distribution brochures and could be viewed only on DSO (Dealer Special Order) charts.  Social change, workforce participation and the contraceptive pill combined in the 1960s to let women emerge as influential or even autonomous economic units and Ford was as anxious as any of the cogs of capitalism to attract what was coming to be described as the "pink dollar".  The tie-in with Playboy wasn’t the only time a pink Mustang was a promotional prop, the Tussy Lip Stick Company offering three 1967 Mustangs as prizes for contest winners, each finished in a shade of pink which matched the lip sticks Racy Pink, Shimmery Racy Pink Frosted & Defroster.  Defroster sounds particularly ominous but to set minds at rest, Tussy helpfully decoded the pink portfolio thus:

Racy Pink: "A pale pink".

Racy Pink Frosted: "Shimmers with pearl". 

Defroster: "Pours on melting beige lights when you wear it alone, or as a convertible top to another lip color".

The fate of the cars is unknown but nerds might note the three prizes were 1967 models while the model (as in the Mustang) in the advertisement is from 1966.  That's because the advertising copy had to be made available before the embargo had been lifted on photographs of the 1967 range.  The men on Madison Avenue presumably dismissed the suggestion of what might now be thought "deceptive and misleading" content with the familiar "she'll never know".

1965: Jo Collins (b 1945), Sunbeam Tiger.

Although from a different manufacturer, the 1965 PotY’s car actually had the same engine as her predecessor’s gift.  Introduced in 1961 with a capacity of 221 cubic inches (3.6 litres), Ford’s small-block V8 (known as the Windsor after the location of the foundry at which it was first built), it pioneered the use of “thin-wall” casting techniques and, on sale between 1961-2002, would be enlarged first to 260 cubic inches (4.2 litres), then 289 (4.7), 302 (4.9) and 351 (5.8) and installed in everything from pick-ups to the GT40 (#1075) which won the Le Mans 24 hour classic in 1968 & 1969.  AC used a 221 as a proof of concept exercise in what, with the 260, would be released as the first Shelby Cobras, the most numerous of which used the 289.

In England, Sunbeam had been attracted by the Windsor’s light weight and compactness, finding, with a little modification and some help from Carroll Shelby, it could (just) fit in the bay of their little Alpine sports car, until then never powered by anything larger than a 1.7 litre (105 cubic inch) four.  Fit it did although one modification was the inclusion of a hatch in the passenger’s footwell to permit a hand to reach one otherwise inaccessible spark plug, an indication of how tight was that fit.  However, the project proved successful and the Tiger sold well although Sunbeam never offered the high-powered versions of the Windsor Shelby used in the Cobras, the platform really at its limit using the more modestly tuned units.  The US was a receptive market for the little hot rod and one featured in the Get Smart TV series, although it’s said that for technical reasons, a re-badged Alpine was actually used, the same swap effected for the 2008 film adaptation, a V8 exhaust burble dubbed where appropriate, a not unusual trick in film-making.  In 1967, after taking control of Sunbeam, Chrysler had intended to continue production of the Tiger, by then powered by the 289 but with Chrysler’s 273 cubic inch (4.4 litre) LA V8 substituted.  Unfortunately, while 4.7 Ford litres filled it to the brim, 4.4 Chrysler litres overflowed; the Windsor truly was compact.  Allowing it to remain in production until the stock of already purchased Ford engines had been exhausted, Chrysler instead changed the advertising from emphasizing the “…mighty Ford V8 power plant” to the vaguely ambiguous “…an American V-8 power train”.

It’s not clear if the 1965 PotY received her Tiger as a gift or a twelve-month loan but either way she enjoyed a rarity.  The Tiger was produced for only three years, during which just over 7000 were made, most with the 260, but the PotY’s Mark II model was one of 663 fitted with the 289.  Now painted red, the car still exists.

1966: Allison Parks (b 1943-2010), Dodge Charger.

Experience on the NASCAR ovals had demonstrated how much more aerodynamically efficient were steeply sloped rear windows compared with the more upright “notch backs” that designers had preferred for the additional headroom their packaging efficiency created.  So buoyant was the state of the US industry at the time, the solution was to offer both and the most slippery form of all was the fastback, a roofline which extended in one curve from the top of the windscreen all the way to the tail.  As a generation of Italian thoroughbreds had shown, the fastback could be a dramatic and aesthetic success on smaller machines but on the big Americans, it was a challenge and one never really solved on the full-sized cars although by the late 1960s, a formula had been found for the intermediates.

In 1966, the formula was still being mixed and while the Dodge Charger’s wind-cheating tail delivered the extra speed on the ovals, the slab-sidedness attracted some criticism and, after an initial spurt, sales were never impressive and it wouldn’t be until the revised version was released to acclaim in 1968 that the promise was realized.  In fairness, the 1966 Charger, while not as svelte as its successor, was a better interpretation of the big fastback than some others, notably the truly ghastly Rambler (later AMC) Marlin.  Mechanically, the Charger was tempting, the top engine (though not the biggest, a tamer 440 cubic inch (7.2 litre) V8 also available) option the newly released 426 cubic inch (7.0 litre) Street Hemi which was a very expensive, slightly detuned race engine and the dashboard featured Chrysler’s intriguing electroluminescent instruments which, rather than being lit with bulbs, deployed a phenomenon in which a material emits light in response to an electric field; the ethereal glow much admired.

Apparently the 1966 PotY wanted something roomy and practical with which to take her family to swimming practice so the spacious Charger was a good choice and the rear-seats, although separated by a full-length console, could be folded flat, creating a surprisingly capacious compartment.  Wisely, the Playboy organization didn’t give her a Hemi Charger, the dual quad monster inclined to be noisy, thirsty and even a little cantankerous, the pink car fitted with a 383 cubic inch (6.3 litre) V8, the engine nominated by Chrysler’s engineers at the time as the best all-round compromise, the two-barrel version their usual recommendation, a four-barrel for those prepared to sacrifice economy for performance.  The fate of the car is unknown.

1967: Lisa Baker (b 1944), Plymouth Barracuda fastback.

However ungainly the fastback may have appeared on the Charger, it worked well on the smaller Barracuda although there are students of such things who maintain the almost Italianesque lines of the notchback version are better and there was a convertible too, matching the coachwork by then offered on the Mustang.  What all agreed however was the second series Barracuda, released in 1967, was a vast improvement on its frumpy predecessor, now noted mostly for the curiosity of its huge, wrap-around rear-window.  Things could have been different because the original Barracuda, using the same concept as the Mustang (a sport body draped over prosaic underpinnings) was actually released a few weeks before the sexy Ford and was in some ways a superior car but it had nothing like the appeal, being so obviously based on an economy car whereas the Mustang better hid its humble origins.

The second series Barracuda looked much more attractive although, being less changed underneath, didn’t fully emulate the “long hood, short deck” motif with which the Mustang had created the pony car template.  Still, it’s reception in the marketplace encouraged Chrysler and soon, to match the now widened Mustang, big block engines began to appear.  The Barracuda was not actually widened but this was the 1960s and though Chrysler couldn’t easily install a big-block, they could with difficulty and so they did although the 383 was a tight fit and some compromises were required, the exhaust system a little restrictive and niceties like power steering weren’t offered; with the big lump sitting over the front wheels, at low speed they did demand strength to manhandle.  Almost 2000 were built with the 383 V8 but there were some who wanted more and in 1969, in a package now called ‘Cuda, a few were fitted with the 440.  At first glance it looked a bargain, the big engine not all that expensive but having ticked the box, the buyer then found added a number of "mandatory options" so the total package did add a hefty premium to the basic cost.  The bulk of the 440 was such that the plumbing needed for disc brakes wouldn’t fit so the monster had to be stopped with the antiquated drum-type and again there was no space for power steering.  The prototype built with a manual gearbox frequently snapped so many rear suspension components the engineers were forced to insist on an automatic transmission, the fluid cushion softening the impact between torque and tarmac but, in a straight line, the things were quick enough to entice almost 350 buyers.  To this day the 440 remains the second biggest displacement engine Detroit put in a pony car, only the 455 (7.5 litre) Pontiac used in the Firebird and Trans-Am was larger.

The 1969 440s weren’t exactly anti-climatic but true megalomaniacs had in 1968 been more impressed when Plymouth again took the metaphorical shoehorn and installed the 426 Street Hemi, 50 of which were built (though one normally reliable source claims 70) and with fibreglass panels & much acid-dipping to reduce weight, there was no pretense the things were intended for anywhere except a drag strip, living out sometimes brief lives in quarter mile (402m) chunks.  The power-to-weight ratio of the 1968 Hemi ‘Cudas was the highest of the era but lurking behind the Sturm und Drang stirred by the big blocks was one of the best combinations of the era: The 'Cudas fitted with Chrysler's 340 cubic inch (5.6 litre) (LA) small block V8 were superior machines except in straight line speed and the visceral reaction only a Hemi can inspire.

The Hemi Cuda reached its apotheosis in 1970 when, on a unique widened (E-body) platform, it and the companion Dodge Challenger were finally fully competitive pony cars.  Unfortunately, just as the 1967 Barracuda would likely have been a bigger success if released in 1964, so the 1970 car was three years too late, debuting in a declining market segment.  In 1970, an encouraging 650 odd Hemi ‘Cudas were sold but the next year, under pressure from the soaring costs of insuring the things, sales collapsed, barely reaching three figures.  The smaller engined versions fared better but the emission & safety regulations added to the negative market forces and the first oil shock in 1973 was a death knell, both the Barracuda and Challenger cancelled in 1974, the four-year E-body programme booking a significant financial loss.  In the agonizing reappraisal undertaken in the aftermath of what was labeled "a debacle", careers were said to have suffered.  It was as an extinct species the later ‘Cudas achieved their greatest success... as used cars.  In 2014, one of the twelve 1971 Hemi ‘Cuda convertibles sold at auction for US$3.5 million and in 2021, another attracted a bit of US$4.8 million without reaching the reserve.  If it survives, the 1967 PotY’s pink Barracuda wouldn’t benefit from quite that appreciation but it would have some appeal and there were reputedly another ten pink cars built for the occasion, all from the one California plant, the paint code #999, which, coincidently, is shared with Dior’s cor Rouge 999 lip stick and nail enamel.  Red rather than pink, the 999 reference was  borrowed from the gold industry, a purity of 99.9-something percent as pure as gold gets.  Known also as "24 karat" or "pure gold", because of the softness, it's not suitable for all decorative or industrial uses but is a required standard for investment purposes such as bars, bullion or coins.  The 999 standard permits an alloying with 0.1% impurities or other metals (usually silver, copper or lead) and some metals exchanges even specify the proportion of the other metals which may be included in the 0.1%.

1968: Angela Dorian (b 1944), AMC AMX.

Before Tesla, American Motors Corporation (AMC) was the last of the "independents" and agglomerations which tried to compete with Detroit’s big three, General Motors (GM), Ford & Chrysler.  In the post-war years this was mostly a struggle and AMC’s brightest years had come in the late 1950s when, then run by George Romney (1907–1995 and father of Mitt Romney (b 1947; Republican nominee for US president 2012)), the company began to compete against small, imported cars, then a market segment in which the big three offered no domestically produced vehicles.  That however changed in the early 1960s and AMC’s halcyon days soon ended although they continued for years along the road to eventual extinction and one of their more interesting ventures was the short-lived AMX (1968-1970).

The AMX exemplified the AMC approach in that it was conjured up something new by taking an existing model and, at low cost, modifying it to be something quite different, an approach which, for better and worse, they were compelled to follow to the end.  The AMX was a short-wheelbase, two-seater version of AMC’s Javelin pony car which, introduced in 1967 to contest the then booming segment, had been well-reviewed by the press and, despite the latter-day perception of its lack-lustre performance in the market, sometimes out-sold the Barracuda and actually out-lived it by a few months but unlike some Barracudas (actually the 'Cuda derivative), neither Javelins nor AMXs command multi-million dollar prices at auction.  The corporation originally used the AMX name (standing for “American Motors experimental”) for a “concept car” and two show cars (somewhat misleadingly at the time referred to as “prototypes”) which toured the show circuit in 1966-1967.  All were a radical departure from the staid image associated with the economical, practical vehicles on which the company had built its reputation (and most of its profits) but the response was positive and with the post-war baby boom having created a large number of males aged 17-25 who were the most affluent generation in history, AMC decided to enter the “sporty” car market.  In fairness, at the time, it would have seemed not only a good idea but also an obvious one given the extraordinary success of machines like the Ford Mustang & Chevrolet Camaro.  Like many manufacturers, AMC liked three letter designations and they also had a trim package called “SST” which, according to internal documents, stood for “Super Sport Touring” and not “Stainless Steel Trim” as is sometimes suggested (although use was made of the metal for some of the bright-work so the assumption was not unreasonable).  Doubtlessly AMC expected some positive association in the public mind with the SST (supersonic transport) projects several US aerospace manufacturers were in the era pondering as competition for the Anglo-French Concord(e).

AMX 36-24-35, post-restoration, 2015.

Still, the AMX was an interesting, even a brave (in the sense Sir Humphrey Appleby (the fictional senior bureaucrat in the BBC's Yes Minister (1980-1984) & Yes, Prime Minister (1986-1988) series) might have used the word) innovation, a two-seat coupé added to a market in which there was no similar model, Chevrolet’s Corvette a true sports car, the last attempt at such a thing the two-seat Ford Thunderbird (1955-1957) which had been retired and replaced by a vastly more successful four-seat version.  That was not encouraging but AMC persisted, able to leverage its resources and produce lines at lower cost than the big three could manage.  The AMX, like the Javelin was a piece of typically solid AMC engineering, enjoyed some success in competition and quixotically, two dozen were assembled in Australia in right-hand-drive configuration, sold under the old Rambler name which had so well served George Romney, the marque lingering on there for a few more years.  However, the costs involved in maintaining the shorter AMX platform were too great and when a revised Javelin was released in 1971, AMX became just an option package.  The Javelin too would be axed in 1974 but AMC continued to use the AMX name (which had actually started life in 1966 for concept cars on the show circuit) until 1980.

By 1968, the deeply religious George Romney was long gone from AMC, having moved into Republican politics; like his time in the car business, his second career had its ups and downs and (like his son and many others) he never realized his goal of reaching the White House.  Had he still been in the chair, it may be that never would he have countenanced the idea of AMC getting mixed up with Playboy magazine and, even if persuaded, probably would have drawn the line at the PotY’s vital statistics blatantly being celebrated.  As it was, with no Mormon veto, the AMX, one of several said to have been painted “Playmate Pink” was delivered to Ms Dorian with a plaque on the dashboard engraved AMX 36–24–35.

Ms Dorian too had her ups and downs, eventually parting with AMX 36-24-35 after forty-two years but keeping the Walther (9mm) PPK handgun which had been a gift from a friend, the film-maker Roman Polanski (b 1933), the two having met when Dorian appeared as a recovering heroin addict in Polanski's Rosemary's Baby (1968).  She was also a friend of the director's then wife Sharon Tate (1943-1969) and in August 1969, after followers of cult leader Charles Manson (1934-2017) murdered the eight months pregnant Tate (and four others), Polanski gave his personal Walther PPK to Dorian for self-protection and it was with this that in 2010, after an argument, a 66 year-old Angela Dorian shot her husband of two decades.  He survived the shooting and was quoted by the press lamenting "I loved her for nearly 25 years. A divorce would have been sufficient, not a bullet...", which, in the circumstances, does seem generous.  Charged with attempted murder (later reduced to attempted voluntary manslaughter to which she pleaded no contest), she received a nine year sentence and was released on parole in April 2018.  AMX 36-24-35 also had its ups and downs, repainted (like many of the playmate cars) in something less eye-catching before being found in a dilapidated state.  It’s since been restored to its original pink splendor and remains in its original configuration, equipped with the base (short-deck) 290 cubic inch (4.8 litre) V8, automatic transmission, air conditioning, tilt wheel, AM radio & 8-track stereo player and the optional rear bumper guards.  It remains unique as a PotY car but the factory’s records do list one other “Playmate Pink” AMX, “special-ordered” late in 1968 by a dealership in Potosi, Missouri and it would have been a bit quicker, running the (short deck) “AMX” 390 (6.4), coupled with an automatic transmission, the “GO" option (a high-performance & dress-up package), air conditioning, and leather trim.

1969: Connie Kreski (1946-1995), Shelby Mustang GT500 with the ultimate hood ornament.

In their run of half a decade, Carroll Shelby’s (1923-2012) Mustangs were transformed from race cars which, conveniently, could be road-registered and driven to the track, into elaborately embellished, luxuriously equipped cars usually just a little more powerful than those upon which they were based yet managing still to look faster still.  In 1965, Shelby was aware of the Mustang’s potential in competition and looking for a profitable line to sell, the new seven litre (427 & 428 cubic inch) Cobra giving every indication it would become the loss-making venture it proved.

Shelby created the first of his Mustangs in 1965, using basic, fastback cars sent by Ford to his factory in Venice Beach, the facilities later moved to West Imperial Highway adjacent to Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) when more space was required.  All the cars built in 1965-1966 used the familiar Windsor 289 in essentially the same sate of tune as the Cobras and the drive-train was beefed-up to handle both the additional output and the lateral forces encountered in the extremes of competition.  The Cobra DNA in the early Shelby Mustangs was thus no affectation and the “Cobra” name was often applied to the cars, both in marketing materials and on parts prominently displayed.  The cars however were as much about what was left out as what was put in.  Shelby had been a race driver (winning the 1958 Le Mans 24 Hour) and understood the significance of lightness which improved performance, tyre wear & fuel consumption and reduced the stresses to which mechanical components were subject so, reflecting his philosophy that a sports car was one “with noting on not there for the purpose of making it go faster”, the Shelby Mustangs were stripped of whatever wasn’t essential, including carpets and sound deadening.  That helped the performance on the track but did make driving a noisy, uncomfortable experience.  At the time, the 1965 Shelby Mustang GT350 was memorably described as “a brand new, clapped-out racing car”.  Sometimes the weight-saving was necessitated by the letter of the law, the rear seat removed so the things could be defined as “two seat sports cars” and thus be eligible for competitions run by the Sports Car Club of America (SCCA), a modification which proved handy because it allowed the spare tyre to be kept where once the seat sat, improving weight distribution.  It was definitely not for everyone but 562 were sold, 34 of which were the specially prepared GT350Rs which for three years won its SCCA championship class.

The retreat from rawness began in 1966, the need to homologate for competition having been satisfied.  An automatic transmission became optional and the cars, now labelled as Shelby GT350s, were no longer fitted with some of the suspension, exhaust and other modifications which had distinguished the 1965 run although the rarely-ordered option of a Paxton supercharger was added to a growing list.  Famously too, in that year some 1000 GT350Hs were built on order from the Hertz Rental Car Company and there are stories, some of which may be true, of them being rented on Saturday, raced on Sunday and returned on Monday.  These days, the deal with Hertz would be called a “related party transaction", Ford (a big holder of Hertz stock) having prevailed on their management to place the order.

1967 Shelby GT500 (427, "Super Snake").

In 1967, the trend towards civility continued, a convertible added to the range (although technical problems prevented production) and all were now full-fledged road cars, Shelby’s interest now entirely in cheque-books rather than chequered flags.  Ford had given the 1967 Mustangs a wider platform so the 390 cubic inch (6.4 litre) big-block (FE) V8 could be fitted and this enabled Shelby to introduce the GT500 which used a 428 cubic inch (FE) (7.0 litre) V8, until then something used effortlessly and quietly to propel luxury sedans and coupés.  Shelby add a brace of four barrel carburetors and tuned his 428s a little but the quest had shifted from raw performance to making slightly faster versions of Mustangs which looked faster still and could attract a higher price (later replaced by Ford's factory supplied 428 CobraJet which, with a single four-barrel carburetor was more powerful).  However, in a glimpse of what might have been (and was not quite realized even when the Boss 429 Mustang later appeared), Shelby did build one GT500 with a 427 FE.  With fractionally less displacement than the 428, the 427 was a genuine racing engine, more oversquare in configuration with enhanced lubrication and a strengthened bottom end; it twice won at Le Mans and had been intended as an option for the 1968 Mustangs before the accountants worked out quite how expensive that would prove.  Dubbed the "Super Snake", Shelby’s 427 GT500 was used to test tyres in high-speed use and remained a one-off, selling at auction in 2013 for US$1.3 million.

In 1968 the convertible was added as an option and from then on, the Shelby GT350s and GT500s became less interesting and more successful, the engines growing larger but less powerful, Shelby’s decisions vindicated by rising sales and healthy profits.  However, Ford was less content and, the arrangement having served its purpose, the corporation gradually assumed control, the 1969 models the end of the line although a few cars built that year were re-listed as 1970 models and sold in the first few months of that year.  The PotY GT500 (Shelby serial #1027 & Ford vehicle identification number (VIN) 9F02R481027) was regular production item with a 428 cubic inch (7.0 litre) Cobra Jet V8, an automatic transmission and no air-conditioning.  Not accounted for in the Shelby registry, its fate is unknown though one quirk of note is that it left the line finished in Pastel Grey (code M3303A) and was re-painted prior to delivery, making it the only car known to have emerged from Shelby American's facility in pink.

1970: Claudia Jennings (1949-1979), Mercury Capri.

From a Shelby GT500 to a Mercury Capri isn’t quite the sublime to the ridiculous but it’s quite a change.  That said, the Capri, a product of Ford’s European operation and built in both England and Germany, was always regarded as “Europe’s Mustang” and borrowed the same successful and lucrative model of construction: bolt a poetic shape atop a prosaic platform.  So, on the uninspiring but reliable and cheap to produce underpinnings of the Cortina (UK) and Taunus (Germany), a two-door fastback coupé appeared in 1968 and, over three generations, it remained in production until 1986.  In the US, sold by Mercury dealers, it enjoyed great success and was at one point the highest-selling import and although advertised as the "Mercury Capri", never did a "Mercury" badge appear.  Imported from Germany, the last were sold in the US in 1978, the strengthening of the Deutsche Mark against the US dollar rendering the project unviable.

In Europe, it was available initially with an engine as small as 1.3 litres (79 cubic inches) but the bigger sellers were 1.6 (98 cubic inch) & 2.0 litre (122 cubic inch) fours (some of which, unusually, were V4s) and the V6s of 2.3 (140 cubic inch), 2.6 (159 cubic inch), 2.8 (170 cubic inch) & 3.0 litres (183 cubic inches).  Additionally, a few 3.1 liter (189 cubic inch) V6s were built for homologation and even some 3.4 litre (207 cubic inch) engines appeared purely for use in competition.  Ms Jennings missed out on the 2.6 which came later in the US; she was just in the right place at the wrong time.  In 1970, the only engine Ford offered in the Capri was the 2.0 litre in-line four shared with the the Pinto which would be introduced that year.  At least she didn’t get one of them (although in the early years the Pinto didn’t carry the stigma which would be attached by later events).  What the US and most of the world also missed was the best Capri of them all, something enjoyed only by South Africans.  That was the Perana, a creation of Basil Green (1937-2022) who had created his own 3.0 V6 Capris before Ford.  When the factory produced their own, Green responded by slotting in the 302 cubic in (4.9 litre) Windsor V8, Basil Green Motors between 1970-1973 selling over 500 before the first oil crisis put an end to the fun.  

Ford Capri RS and BMW 3.0CSL, Spa Francorchamps Belgium, 1974.

The so-called Cologne Capris were among the most famous to compete in European touring car racing during the 1970s and to counter the threat BMW produce their 3.0CSL, the be-winged, lightweight version of their E9 coupé (dubbed the "batmobile"), the battles between the two the stuff of legend.  For many seasons sharing space on European circuits, the more unfortunate link between the two was a vulnerability to rust, E9s and Capris prone to rot at a rate bettered only south of the Dolomites, Fiats, Lancias & Alfa-Romeos of the era crumbling more quickly still.  On the road, even with the bigger or the later turbocharged V6s, the Capri was always competent rather than dominant and the only ones to make a serious attempt to make genuine high-performance version were the South African Peranas which were both rapid on the road and dominant on the track.  Again, the fate of the pink car is unknown but given the Capri's propensity to rust, hopes are not high.

1972: Sharon Clark (b 1943), Spectra 20 Ski Boat.

That Ms Clark received a boat (and one more red than pink) rather than a car attracted comment.  Many concluded she just liked boats or perhaps skiing and that seems to be the case because Playboy's archives record that she met the boat’s designers after recognizing them as the fathers of two of her high-school friends, the donation of a Spectra 20 Ski Boat as her prize happening some months later so there’s presumably some relationship between events.  It proved synergistic, the publicity said to have improved sales to the extent that Spectra offered her a weekend job taking prospective customers on test rides at Long Beach.  Later she would work full-time for Spectra.

1972: Liv Lindeland (b 1945), De Tomaso Pantera.

The De Tomaso Mangusta (1967-1971) was achingly lovely but adapting a race car for the road necessitates compromises and the Mangusta had a few.  The 32/68% front/rear weight distribution delighted racing drivers but induced characteristics likely to frighten everybody else and the interior was cramped, something tolerated in competition vehicles but not endearing to buyers looking for something with which to impress the bourgeoisie.  However, it sold well enough to encourage de Tomaso to pursue the concept and the better designed (if less beautiful) replacement, the Pantera, lasted from 1971 to 1993, over seven-thousand being sold, most fitted with US or Australian-built versions of the Ford 351 cubic inch (5.8 litre) Cleveland V8.

1969 De Tomaso Mangusta.

The Pantera was designed from the start as a road-car and was thus a far more satisfactory experience for most drivers and the Ford Motor Company, interested in having in their showrooms a competitor for Chevrolet’s Corvette, began to import the car into the US in 1972.  Predictably, there were quality control problems (Elvis Presley (1935-1977) famously shot his when, once too often, it refused to start) which compelled some investment from Ford and although the sales volumes never challenged those of the Corvette, in the four years it was available in the US, well over five-thousand were sold.  After being withdrawn from the US market in 1975, De Tomaso maintained production on a smaller scale, the majority sold in Europe and it enjoyed a long Indian summer, the final examples not leaving the factory until 1993 by which time the output was reduced to a trickle.

1985 De Tomaso Pantera GT5.

Disappointingly, despite on paper appearing to possess a promising specification, there was never a stellar career in competition although factory support was offered and private teams ran regular campaigns.  Conspiracy theorists have long attributed the paucity of success to the more established players like Ferrari and Porsche having undue influence on the regulatory bodies, nudging them always in directions favoring their machines.  The factory arranged small runs of Panteras which conformed to Group 3 and Group 4 racing regulations, some of which owners later converted to Group 5 specifications but consistent success proved elusive.  De Tomaso however knew their market.  Even if their cars couldn’t often beat the Porsches and Ferraris on the track, as the years went by the Panteras adopted increasingly wild styling and they certainly looked the part.  

The playmate-pink Pantera re-imagined, for better or worse, 2022.

Panteras have a high survival rate and the pink car still exists, though no longer is it recognizable as the playmate’s prize.  Extensively modified (as are many Panteras) and now painted a vivid (almost a Dior 999) red, the engine has been enlarged to 397 cubic inches (6.5 litres), the interior refinished and wheel-arch flares added to accommodate wider, staggered-diameter wheels.  It sold at auction in June 2022 for U$110,000, a not exceptional price for the breed and it may have been more valuable if left in the original pink livery.

1973: Marilyn Cole (b 1949), Volvo 1800ES.

Still one of the more admired Volvos, the 1800ES (1972-1973) underwent a conversion from a coupé (1961-1972) which was exquisitely executed, the re-design undertaken entirely in-house, the proposal by Pietro Frua's (1913-1983) studio (the P1800’s original designer) thought too avant-garde for Volvo buyers.  They may have had a point because Volvo owners do seem impressed more by frugality of operation and longevity than anything flashy and there are several 1800s which are documented as having covered more than a million miles (1.6 million km).  The coupé gained much from its use in a popular TV series shown in the early 1960s, a promotional opportunity made possible only because Jaguar declined to loan the production company one of its new E-Types (XKE) which had debuted in the same year as the P1800.  Still, the seductive E-Type hardly needed a TV series to create its image.  Doubtlessly the equally seductive Ms Cole won PotY on merit but her photo-shoot was the first in which a "full-frontal nude" image appealed in the magazine so that alone may have been enough to persuade the judges.

Ms Cole was the first English PotY, taking her car home to England and the range has an English connection, the first 6000-odd of the coupés built at Jensen’s West Bromwich Albion factory.  Those early models (1961-1963) were called P1800 but when production moved to Sweden, the name 1800S was adopted (1963-1970), changed again in 1970 to 1800E (1970-1972) to mark the addition of fuel injection.   When Ms Cole took her prize back to London, she had it repainted, choosing tan.  Eye-catching the pink may have been but it seems when Playboy models are clothed, there are times when they prefer anonymity; it was the fate of most of the pink prizes.  Despite being involved in an accident in 2005, it’s still registered for road use in the Netherlands although it’s not known if it’s been restored to the pink.  Another quirk in Volvo nomenclature was it continued to be labelled "1800" even after the engine's displacement was increased to 2.0 litres.  It transpires too there are other uses for an 1800 coupé, one gifted amateur engineer, taking advantage of a similarity in dimensions and angles, using one to build his own (partial) replication of the 1967 Ferrari 275 GTB/4 NART Spyder.

1974: Cyndi Wood (b 1950), Mercedes-Benz 450 SL (R107).

The Mercedes-Benz R107 (1971-1989) had a unexpectedly long life, a longevity which slightly exceeded even the 600 (W100; 1963-1981) although across the Grosser’s eighteen years, the only obvious change was when the two-piece hubcap & trim-ring combination (the appearance of which suited the design) was replaced with a one-piece wheel cover (which wasn't as satisfactory) whereas during much the same duration, eight different engines and several transmissions were fitted to the R107:

280 SL: 2.7 litre (168 cubic inch) straight 6 (M110)

300 SL: 3.0 litre (183 cubic inch) straight 6 (M103)

350 SL: 3.5 litre (215 cubic inch) V8 (M116)

380 SL: 3.8 litre (231 cubic inch) V8 (M117)

420 SL: 4.2 litre (256 cubic inch) V8 (M117)

450 SL: 4.5 litre (274 cubic inch) V8 (M117 (iron-block))

500 SL: 5.0 litre (301 cubic inch) V8 (M117)

560 SL: 5.5 litre (338 cubic inch) V8 (M117)

1988 Mercedes-Benz 560 SL.

Not all versions were sold in all markets, the sixes never offered in the US, the 420 sold mostly in Europe and the 560, an emission-controlled special restricted mostly to Australia, Japan and the US.  Some 500s are seen in the US and Australia but all are private or grey market imports and it remains the most powerful (and among the most toxic) engine offered in the roadster.  The labelling of the early US versions was however confusing; although called a 350 SL (as it was in the rest of the world where it used the 3.5) it was fitted with the 4.5 litre V8, chosen because (1) the 4.5 was certified for sale in the US, (2) the improved low-speed torque characteristics of the long-stroke 4.5 was better suited to US driving conditions and (3) the increased displacement partially offset the power loss caused by the early, primitive anti-emission equipment.  The US market cars were later re-badged 450 SL, matching RoW (rest of the world) production.  Fuel consumption of both the 3.5 & 4.5 was poor, even by the slight standards of the time, the larger 6.3 litre (386 cubic inch) and 6.8 litre (417 cubic inch) big-block V8s surprisingly little more thirsty when cruising though those were fitted to much heavier cars.  The 3.5 litre 350 SLs are notable for being among the final Mercedes-Benz V8s available with a manual transmission, the last apparently sold as late as 1980.  Not exactly Lotus-like in precision of operation, the gear-shifts can be a little clunky but, as a manual V8, those 350 SLs (there were also some fitted to 350 SLCs (C107; a long wheelbase 2+2 coupé version of the SL) and the 350 SE sedans) do have a cult following among collectors.

The R107 had always been intended to be exclusively V8 powered but the 280 SL entered the line in 1974 in response to the first oil shock (1973) and in many markets, a six cylinder version remained available to the end.  That the end didn’t come until 1989 is because for much of the R107’s early life, the very future of convertibles in the US was uncertain, threatened by what was thought to be impending US legislation which would ban the things.  That never transpired but much of the 1970s and 1980s were troubled times and there were other priorities so the R107 remained the only convertible offered until replaced in 1989 and a four seat drop-top didn’t return to the line until 1992.  SL actually stands for “super light” which was sort of true when first it was used of a race car in 1952 but by 1971 was misleading at least, the R107 no lightweight and a grand tourer rather than a sports car.  For years, the factory never much discussed what the abbreviation "SL" stood for and the assumption had long been it meant Sports Light (Sports Leicht), based presumably on the SSKL of 1929-1931 (Super Sports Kurz (short) Leicht) but the factory documentation for decades used both Sports Leicht and Super Leicht.  It was only in 2017 it published a 1952 paper discovered in the corporate archive confirming the correct abbreviation is Super Leicht. However defined, the R107 is heavy, the removable hard-top famously so and although that roof was fashioned in the "pagoda" shape, a la its (W113) predecessor, it was only the earlier model which picked up the nickname.

A whiff of scandal attaches to the “pink” 450 SL: it was white.  Whether Mercedes-Benz couldn’t or wouldn’t supply a pink car isn’t known and in photographs, Ms Wood seems unconcerned.  Playboy's (pre-digital) production staff were famously adept at air-brushing and other editing techniques so making a white car appear pink would not have been a challenge, even if the bodywork was a little more rectilinear than their usual fare.  Whether it survives isn’t known but anyone who fancies a pink R107 should find one to paint, a remarkable 227,000-odd produced over the years and they were for decades the preferred (one suspects almost the obligatory) transport for types such as interior decorators, Hollywood starlets, successful hairdressers and the wives of cosmetic surgeons.

1975: Marilyn Lange (b 1952), Porsche 911S.

Ms Lange’s 911S proved to be the first of eight Porsches awarded to subsequent PotYs over the years.  First introduced in 1963, the 911 is the improbable survivor of Europe’s rear-engined era and by 1975, even Porsche thought it was in its final days, Volkswagen and many others having long concluded the rear-engined configuration had no place in the modern world.  Indeed, work by 1975 was well advanced on Porsche’s new generation of front-engined cars which would use water-cooled four, five & eight cylinder engines.  In time, augmenting these, would be a new line of mid-engined sports cars which would benefit from the lessons learned by Porsche in the development of machines like the 908 and, of course, the famous 917.

Alternative approach: Porsche 911 with 500 cubic inch (8.2 litre) Cadillac V8.

It was a vision of the future which made complete sense to everyone except 911 buyers who made it clear they would accept no other configuration and regarded any quirks inherent in the layout not as insoluble problems or dangerous characteristics, but charming idiosyncrasies to be cherished in a way drivers of bland, predictable machinery would never get to experience or understand if they did.  The customer being always right, their view prevailed and the 911 survived, emerging much changed but still rear-engined and still recognizable, sixty-odd years on.  Nor have those inherent problems proved insoluble, modern electronics and tyres permitting Porsche’s engineers to create 911s with driving characteristics indistinguishable from more conventional layouts unless driven by experts at speeds higher than should ever be attempted on public roads.

So the 911 survived but the playmate-pink tradition did not, subsequent cars finished in colors chosen seemingly at random.  Quite why this happened is speculative but may be as simple as pink becoming less fashionable (even within the Playboy organization where the hues in the publication and the clubs were tending darker) and there’s no record of a feminist critique, even though the tradition began just as second-wave feminism was gaining critical mass.  There is a bulky literature documenting the many strains of feminist criticism of pornography and it's likely the matter of pink cars, if noticed, was thought not substantive.  Of course it may be that feminists really like pink, a secret which few now dare speak.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Athwart

Athwart (pronounced uh-thwawrt)

(1) From side to side; crosswise, transversely.

(2) In admiralty use, at right angles to the fore-and-aft line; across.

(3) Perversely; awry; wrongly.

1425-1475: From the Late Middle English athwert & athirt and a proclitic form of preposition; the construct was a- (in the sense of "in the direction of, toward")  + thwart.  The a prefix was from the Old English an (on) which in Middle English meant “up, out, away”, both derived from the Proto-Germanic uz (out), from the primitive Indo-European uds (up, out); cognate with the Old Saxon ā which endures in Modern German as the prefix er.  Thwart was from the Middle English adverb & adjective thwert(crosswise; (cooking) across the grain, transverse; counter, opposing; contrary, obstinate, stubborn), a borrowing from Old Norse þvert (across, transverse), originally the neuter form of þverr (transverse, across), from the Proto-Germanic þwerhaz, altered or influenced by þweraną (to turn) and þerh, from the primitive Indo-European twork & twerk (to twist).  Cognates include the Old English þweorh (transverse, perverse, angry, cross), the Danish tvær, the Gothic þwaírs (angry), the West Frisian dwers (beyond, across, to the other side of), the Dutch dwars (cross-grained, contrary), the Low German dwars (cross-grained, contrary) and the German quer (crosswise; cross).  The modern English queer is related.  Although still used by poets good and bad, the word is probably otherwise obsolete for all purposes except historic admiralty documents.  Athwart is a noun & adverb, athwartship is an adjective & adverb and athwartships & athwartwise are adverb; the noun plural is athwarts.  Forms like athwartly are definitely non standard.

In nautical design, the term “athwart” is used to describe a direction or orientation that is perpendicular to the centreline of a ship or boat (ie that which runs across the vessel from side to side (port-to-starboard) at right angles to the fore-and-aft line.  In shipbuilding this can apply to various components and actions on a ship, such as beams, futtocks, bulkheads, or even the positioning of objects; as a general principle something can be said to be “athwart” if it sits perpendicular to the centreline but the term is most often applied to objects which span or crosses the vessel’s entire width.  In naval architecture specifically, athwart was used as a noun to refer to the cross-members which sat beneath the deck-mounted gun-turrets on warships.  Although they had long been a part of the supporting structures, the term “athwart” seems first to have been used on the blueprints of HMS Dreadnought, launched in 1906 and a design thought so revolutionary it lent its name to the class of the biggest battleships, previous such vessels immediately re-classified as “pre-dreadnoughts” and, when even bigger ships were launched, they were dubbed “super-dreadnoughts”.

Lindsay Lohan with former special friend Samantha Roinson, athwart, TV Guide's sixth annual Emmy after party, The Kress, September 2008, Hollywood, California.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834), Kubla Khan (1798)

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round:
And here were gardens bright with sinuous rills
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.
But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! as holy and enchanted
As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover!
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced;
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail:
And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean:
And 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war!
The shadow of the dome of pleasure
Floated midway on the waves:
Where was heard the mingled measure
From the fountain and the caves.
It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!
A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid,
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight't would win me
That with music loud and long,
I would build that dome in air,
That sunny dome! those caves of ice!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Sack

Sack (pronounced sak)

(1) A large bag of strong, coarsely woven material, as for grain, potatoes, or coal.

(2) The amount a sack holds; also called sackful the amount contained in a sack, sometimes used as a unit of measurement.

(3) A bag, usually large.

(4) In slang, dismissal or discharge from employment.

(5) In slang, the bed, often as “in the sack”.

(6) In fashion, a loose-fitting dress, as a gown with a Watteau back, especially one fashionable from the late seventeenth to the late eighteenth century (also spelled sacque); formerly, a loose-fitting hip-length jacket, cloak or cape.

(7) A loose-fitting coat, jacket, or cape.

(8) In the slang of baseball, a base.

(9) In the slang of agriculture in South Midland, US, the udder of a cow.

(10) In the slang of American Football, to tackle the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage before the player is able to throw a pass.

(11) In fashion, as sack-line, a loose-fitting, vaguely tubular, enveloping style of dresses and coats which emerged first in 1957.

(12) To pillage or loot after capture; to plunder.

(13) A strong, light-colored wine, traditionally imported from Spain and the Canary Islands.

(14) In cricket, a run scored off a ball not struck by the batsman: allotted to the team as an extra (on sundry) and not to the individual batsman; now usually called a bye (archaic).

(15) In vulgar slang, usually as ball-sack (although there are imaginative variations): the scrotum.

(16) In fashion, as sack coat; a kind of coat worn by men, and extending from top to bottom without a cross seam.

A dated form of sac (pouch in a plant or animal).

Pre 1000: From the Middle English noun sak, sake & sakke (bag, sackcloth), from the Old English sacc (sack, bag) & sæcc (sackcloth, sacking), both from the Proto-West Germanic sakku, from the late Proto-Germanic sakkuz (sack), from the Latin saccus (bag, sack, sackcloth), from the Ancient Greek σάκκος (sákkos) bag made from goat hair, sieve, burlap, large cloak (as for a wedding dress), from the Semitic;  In the Hebrew and Phoenician, a śaq was a “cloth made of hair, bag, mourning dress”.  The use to describe the pillage of a city or other settlement after conquest dates from 1540–1550; from Middle French phrase mettre à sac (to put to pillage, literally “to put (loot) in a sack”), sac in this sense from the Italian sacco (looting, loot), a shortened form of saccomano, from the Middle High German sakman (pillager).  As applies to alcohol, Sack was first recorded in 1525–1535, from the French (vin) sec (dry (wine)), from the Latin siccus (dry).  It was cognate with the Dutch zak, the German Sack, the Swedish säck, the Danish sæk, the Hebrew שַׂק‎ (śaq) (sack, sackcloth), the Aramaic סַקָּא‎, the Classical Syriac ܣܩܐ, (Ge'ez) ሠቅ (śä), the Akkadian saqqu and the Egyptian sg. A doublet of sac.  It was a long time ago and, records being scant, some etymologists suggest the word was originally Egyptian, a nominal derivative of sq (to gather or put together) that also yielded the sok (sackcloth) and the Greek borrowing came via a Semitic intermediary.  Others reject this, noting that such an originally Egyptian word would be expected to yield the Hebrew סַק rather than שַׂק‎ and instead argue the Coptic and Greek words are both borrowed from the Semitic, with the Coptic word perhaps developing via Egyptian sg.  The Japanese is the descendent is theサック (sakku) and historically, sack was an alternative spelling of sac (sacrifice).

Sack is a noun and verb, sack-like an adjective (there seems never to have been either sackesque or sackish except in jocular use) and sacker a noun.  Other derive forms include sackable and sackage.  Historically, the capacity of a sack has been defined in law.  Although long archaic and subject to (sometimes regional) variations depending on commodity, the old English measure of weight, usually of wool, was equal to 13 stone (182 lb), or 26 stone (364 lb).  The term survives in the Woolsack, on which sits the presiding officer of the House of Lords, the upper chamber of the UK’s parliament (formerly the Lord Chancellor, now the Lord Speaker).  Because there’s never been a universally accept definition for sack (size, shape, construction or capacity), what some call a sack others will call a bag, pack, pouch carryall, portmanteau, satchel, tote etc or the constructs haversack, knapsack, rucksack.  The only (loosely applied) conventions of use appear to be that bags etc tend to be smaller and sacks larger and made from more coarse material.  Folklore said to be medieval held that it was a bag if, when filled with potatoes, it could be carried by a woman but, it if demanded the strength of a man, it was a sack; story is likely apocryphal.  The synonyms for the plundering of cities include pillage, loot & ransack.

Sack dresses by Hubert de Givenchy, Spring Summer 1958 collection, Paris 1957.

Givenchy’s sack-line debuted in their spring-summer line on 1957's catwalks, Balenciaga showing a not dissimilar style just a few weeks later.  Both were essentially an evolution of the “Shirt Dress” which had attracted some attention the previous season and signaled a shift from the fitted, structured silhouettes which had been the signature motif of the decade.  The sack-line dresses were described by some critics as “shapeless” or “formless”, presumably because they lacked any suggestion of the waistline which had existed for so long as fashion’s pivot-point.  However, the forms the sack-line took would have been recognizable to anyone familiar with fluid dynamics or the behavior of air in wind tunnels, a waistless dress which narrowed severely towards the hem one of the optimal aerodynamic shapes.  That was presumably a coincidence but Givenchy’s press-kits at the 1957 shows did claim that “More than a fashion, it’s actually a way of dressing” and one which must have found favor with at least some women, not unhappy at being able to ditch the forbidding and restrictive, high-waisted girdles needed to achieve the wasp-wasted “New Look” which Dior had introduced to a post-war world anxious to escape wartime austerity.

Sack dress # 164 by Cristóbal Balenciaga, Spring Summer 1958 collection, Paris 1957.

Balenciaga’s sack dress was in 1957 probably more exaggerated than Givenchy’s; loose and enveloping, it brought to fashion an unprecedented gap between body and garment, emphasizing how radical a shift it was the long tradition of using idealized version of the female form as the basis for the tailored shape, designers making great efforts in their cuts to emulate aspects of human movement in the behavior of fabrics.  The sack-line disconnected the two, women now feeling an moving within, rather than with the dress; it was really quite subversive to suggest clothes might be designed for the comfort of women rather than the gaze of men.  Gone were the darts, belts and bands which had so carefully be crafted to be suggestive of that idealized shape, the woman’s body now and abstract entity which, within its enveloping cocoon could be a very different that that seen usually on the catwalks.  Within the fashion industry, the enthusiasm with which the sack-line was received was restrained but cultural critics, then less numerous but perhaps more erudite than today, were intrigued, modernity welcomed in a field which had never embraced the avant-garde in the way of art, literature and architecture, the link to functionalism especially noted.  It has aged well and been influential although it would begat a less stylish variation on the theme, the dreaded "tent dress".

Marilyn Monroe in burlap sack dress, 1951.

The sack-line which appeared on the haute couture runways in 1957 wasn’t an entirely new style, a loose-fitting dress, often as a gown with a Watteau back had been fashionable from the late seventeenth to the late eighteenth century (when it was also spelled as both sack & sacque) and even before that the terms had been applied to a a loose-fitting hip-length jacket, cloak or cape and later there was the sack coat; a kind of coat worn by men, the cut extending from top to bottom without a cross seam.  There was however a more recent take, Twentieth Century Fox’s PR operation in 1951 taking advantage of a bitchy comment from a Hollywood columnist (plus ça change) to issue a series of promotional photographs of Marilyn Monroe wearing a literal “sack dress”.  There are a number of versions of the tale but the one most often told is that Ms Monroe, then twenty-four and wearing a revealing red dress, prompting one gossip columnist to snipe that she looked “cheap and vulgar” and would have been better advised to wear “a potato sack.”  Twentieth Century Fox put her in one.

That may or may not be true and it could be the publicity people just wanted some imaginative images, the sex-kitten’s soft curves and the utilitarian angularity of a potato sack quite a juxtaposition and if the intention was to prove she was so beautiful she could make even a potato sack look good, the point was well made.  The photographs were used in Stare magazine, several months before Playboy would be launched with her on the cover and Stare included an interview in which she’s alleged to have said she didn’t care for potatoes because they tend to “put on weight” but it must have been a more tolerant age because there’s no record of her being attracting the opprobrium directed by sections of the vegetable industry at President George HW Bush (George XLI, 1924-2018; US president 1989-1993) after he declared he didn’t like broccoli and it was banned from Air Force One.  Stare noted Ms Monroe had a better political antennae than the president, for whatever her dietary strictures, “…she decided to do something for the potatoes!”

It was during the depression years of the 1930s that flour companies in the US became aware women were turning their cotton flour sacks into clothing, cloths and more.  Money was scarce and seeing the possibility of increasing sales at what would be a marginal cost, one manufacturer began to package their product in sacks decorated with attractive patterns.  Now such a move would be thought part of the “circular economy” but during the Great Depression, it was something that became popular because of economic necessity, “repair, reuse, make do, and don't throw anything away” a widely-spread motto of the time.  Other manufacturers soon followed and professional designers were sometimes used to provide more appealing patterns.

The idea of recycling cotton sacks actually pre-dated the depression years.  Sack clothing was common in the nineteenth century still an important component in rural domestic economies in both Canada and the US during the 1920s but it was the effects of the Great Depression which saw the practice spread and the most commonly used sacks were those of a convenient size, most typically the cotton items in which flour and sugar were sold.  The slang in those years for the recycled clothing was “feedsack,” or “chicken linen”.

The practice declined in the early 1940s as the economy improved but continued during the war years because there were shortages of cotton and much of what was available was devoted to military needs and decorative fabric for dress-making was sometimes unobtainable.  As prosperity overtook the land in the 1950s, the use of sacks to make clothing faded and by 1953, many manufacturers had switched from cotton to much cheaper paper sacks.

Lindsay Lohan adopted the sack-line early and returns to the style from time-to-time.