Arse (pronounced ahrs)
(1) One
of many slang terms for the human buttocks (in much of the English-speaking
world except the US).
(2) By
extension, one of many slang terms applied to the rear or back-end of anything,
animal, vegetable or mineral (in much of the English-speaking world except the
US).
(3) In
Australian slang, effrontery; cheek.
(4) In
slang, a stupid, pompous, arrogant, mean or despicable etc person, a use
sometimes enlivened as “arsehole” (in much of the English-speaking world except
the US).
(5) A
person; the self; (reflexively) oneself or one's person, chiefly their body and
by extension, one's personal safety, or figuratively one's job, prospects etc (in
much of the English-speaking world except the US).
(6) In
biochemistry, as ARSE, the abbreviation of arylsulfatase E (an enzyme,
deficiencies in which are associated with abnormalities in cartilage and bone
development).
Pre 1000: From the Middle English ars, eres & ers, from the Old English ærs & ears, from the Proto-West Germanic ars, from the Proto-Germanic arsaz and cognate with the Old Frisian ers, the Dutch aars, the Old Norse, Middle Low German, Old Saxon & Old High German ars (from which modern German gained Arsch), the Greek órrhos (rump (from orso-, used frequently in compounds)), the Armenian or̄kh and the Hittite arras. All of the nouns derive ultimately probably from the primitive Indo-European h₃érsos- (backside, buttocks, tail), the source also of the Ancient Greek ourá & orros (tail, rump, base of the spine), the Hittite arrash and the Old Irish err (tail). In the hierarchy of vulgarity, arse had an interesting history, beginning as something purely descriptive but, because of the association with the buttocks and their functions (with all that that implies), the word soon became a vulgar form, avoided in polite conversation. That restraint lingered well into the twentieth century but even though things are now more relaxed, a careless use of arse in the wrong time and place, in the wrong company, can still cause offence. The Latin arse was the vocative masculine singular of arsus, the perfect passive participle of ārdeō which was used with a variety of senses (1) to burn (to be consumed by fire), (2) Of eyes which glow or sparkle, (3) in poetic use, to glisten with a feature, usually with a colour, (4) figuratively, “to burn, be strongly affected with an emotion, (5), figuratively, “to be eager” & (6) figuratively, ardently or fervently to be in love, to burn with lustful or romantic desire. Arse is a noun & verb; arsing is a verb and arsed is a verb & adjective; the noun plural is arses.
There
can have been few words as productive as arse in the construction of slang and
idiomatic forms, some of which survived while some died out. To “hang the arse” (slow, reluctant; tardy)
was from the 1630s while the more graphic (and in some cases presumably literal)
“arse-winning” referred to income gained from prostitution "money obtained
by prostitution" was in Middle English in the late fourteenth century. The familiar “arse over tit” (to fall down;
to fall over) is actually an alternative form of the original “arse over tip”
which was first recorded in 1884 although it had probably long been in oral
use. Arseward was a synonym of backward
in the fourteenth century while the mysterious arsy-versy (backside foremost)
dates from the 1530s and was probably a reduplication of arse, perhaps with
suggestions of “going backwards; in reverse”.
Arsehole can of course be literal (referencing the anus) and the late
fourteenth century was spelled arce-hoole,
an inheritance from the Old English in which the Latin anus was glossed with earsðerl (literally
"arse-thrill" with the noun thrill used in its original sense of
"hole". Asshole (a stupid,
pompous, arrogant, mean or despicable etc person) is also a frequently used
term of abuse. One long-serving Australian
foreign minister, early in his undistinguished term was overheard referring to
poor nations as “BACs” (busted arse countries) and while he never apologized,
did sit smirking in parliament while the prime-minister assured the house he’d been
assured it wouldn’t happen again (presumably the leak rather than the comment). A smart-arse (a person thought flippant or
insolent, usually with a tendency to make snide remarks) should not be confused
with an arse-smart (also ars-smart), the herb Persicaria
hydropiper (formerly Polygonum hydropiper), named in the early fourteenth
century, the construct being arse + smart (in the sense of “pain”). The herb was also at the time once culrage and since the late eighteenth
century has been known as smartweed. Arse smart was a direct translation of
the Old French cul rage, the
construct being the Old French cul + rage which some sources suggest is from
the Latin rabies (from rabiō (to
rage)) but evidence is lacking and the French word may have been a folk
etymology.
In German "My ass!" is spelled "Mein Arsch!".
The
list of arse-based phrases (some of which began in the US as “ass” slang) is
long and perhaps impossible wholly to compile but some of the other more
frequently used forms are (1) arseage or pure arse (good and usually undeserved
luck), (2) arse licker (sycophancy, also expressed as suck arse or kiss arse),
sometime used in conjunction with (3) arse-kicker (stern superior) in the
phrase (4) “kisses up, kicks down” which refers to those obsequious towards
superior and officious to subordinates, (5) light up someone’s arse (provide
encouragement in a strident or violent manner) which Dr Joseph Goebbels
(1897-1975; Nazi propaganda minister 1933-1945) used in typically imaginative
manner, telling his staff just after the failure of the July 1944 plot to
assassinate Adolf Hitler (1889-1945; German head of government 1933-1945 &
head of state 1934-1945), “It takes a bomb under his arse to make
Hitler see reason”, (6) arse about (and arse around) which can mean either “the
wrong way around” or “behaving frivolously, wasting time”, (7) half-arsed (something
done badly or improperly), (8) fat arse (someone overweight), (9) dumb arse (someone considered not intelligent or an act thought most unwise, (10) cover one's arse (to take such action as one considers
necessary to avoid later blame or censure (this one definitely borrowed from the US), (11) to break one’s arse (working hard), (12) arse in a sling (an
unfortunate state in one’s personal affairs, especially if the consequence of
one’s own mistakes or ill-considered actions, (13) pain in the arse (someone or
something troublesome or really annoying (pain in the neck the polite alternative)), (14) kick in the arse (a form of encouragement,
a punishment or combination of the two), (15) bet your ass (an expression of certainty),
(16) pulled it out of one’s arse (an admission of luck), the companion phrase being
(17) can’t just pull it out of one’s arse (introducing a sense of reality to a conversation),
(18) stick it up (your) arse (declining an offer, invitation or suggestion) and
(19) can't be arsed (can’t be bothered).
Gratuitous objectification: One dozen pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s ass.
Ass (pronounced ass
or ahrs)
(1) Ass is a noun and the adjectival form is ass-like (assesque
a bit clumsy); the noun plural is asses.
adjective: asinine
(2) Either of two perissodactyl mammals of the horse
family (Equidae), Equus asinus (African wild ass) or E. hemionus (Asiatic wild
ass). They are long-eared, slow, placid,
sure-footed and easily domesticated, thus long used as a beast of burden.
(3) An alternative spelling of arse (buttocks or anus) and
the standard form in the US and much of Canada.
(4) A stupid, foolish, absurdly pompous or stubborn
person (although when seeking to suggest stubborn, “mule” was historically the
more usual form).
(5) Someone with whom sexual intercourse is desired, contemplated
or achieved and in those contexts can be used also to express admiration (nice
piece of ass).
Pre-1000: From the
Middle English asse, from the Old
English assa, probably a pet name or
diminutive form based on a Celtic form such as the Old Irish asan or the Old Welsh asen, from the Latin asinus and akin to the Greek ónos (the donkey-like ass), from a non-Indo-European
language of Asia Minor, possibly the Sumerian anše (ass). The use as an alternative spelling of arse
dates from the 1860s in the US and may be related to the increase in the mixing
of linguistic traditions during the Civil War.
Arse thus is the British slang word referring to (1) the
human or animal posterior, or (2) a stupid person. Ass is the American equivalent and is used
also as the name of the beast of burden so like “check”, in US English there is
potential for confusion whereas in British & Commonwealth use, the ass/arse
& cheque/check distinction avoids this although, given the differences in
definition, ass is less prone than check.
Some style guides and the more helpful dictionaries caution that ass in
the US is less acceptable that arse has become in the commonwealth and when speaking
of the beast, donkey or mule is often used, even when zoologically dubious. Still, the word is useful and on Reddit there’s
the subreddit AITA ("Am I the asshole), which is the clearing house for
enquiries where those involved in disputes can seek views on whether they are
in the wrong.
Dick
Assman (1934-2016) was a Canadian gas (petrol) station employee who gained his
fifteen minutes (actually several months) of fame by virtue of his name which came
to the attention of US talk-show host David Letterman (b 1947). Seeing the comedic potential, Letterman in
mid-1995 added a nightly segment called Assman
the Gasman which lasted a few weeks but it generated for Mr Assman so much name-recognition,
that it led to opportunities such as judging beauty contests. The names Assman & Assmann are of fourteenth
century German origin and are thought variations of Erasmus from the Ancient
Greek erasmos (loved). It was originally a personal name which
evolved into a surname as the conventions of family names evolved in the post-feudal
period. Mr Assman enjoyed the celebrity
ride but did note the name is correctly pronounced oss-man.
Bismarck class Schlachtschiff (battleship) KMS Tirpitz.
Vice Admiral Kurt Assmann (1883-1962) had a career at sea before between in 1933 appointed head of the historical section of the German Navy (Kriegsmarine which would later become Oberkommando der Marine (OKL; the naval high command)). The books he published in the post-war years are a valuable source of facts and a helpful chronology but much of his analysis about political and naval strategy was criticized on both sides of the Iron Curtain. His nephew was naval Captain Heinz Assmann (1904—1954) who for a time served on the Bismarck-class battleship KMS Tirpitz and was later attached to Oberkommando der Wehrmacht (OKW; the armed forces high command). His notable contribution to history was being in the conference room on 20 July 1944 when the bomb intended to kill Hitler exploded. After recovering from his injuries, he returned to his duties at OKW and was attached to the Flensburg staff of Grand Admiral Karl Dönitz (1891–1980; head of the German Navy 1943-1945, German head of state 1945) when the latter was named in Hitler’s political testament as his successor as head of state, his time in office lasting three weeks. Captain Assmann subsequently was interviewed by allied investigators who were seeking fully to understand the chain of events of on the day of the July plot. Between 1953-1954, he served as a member of the Hamburg Parliament.
The ass in thought crime
Thou shalt not covet is one of the biblical Ten Commandments (or Decalogue), regarded by most scholars as moral imperatives. Both Exodus and Deuteronomy describe the commandments as having been spoken by God, inscribed on two stone tablets by the finger of God, and, after Moses shattered the originals, rewritten by God on others.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, or his male or female servant, his ass, or anything that belongs to thy neighbor.
It differs from the other nine in that while they’re concerned with the actions of sinners, the prohibition on being a coveter is about a sinner's thoughts and thus, an early description of thoughtcrime (a word coined by George Orwell (1903-1950) for his dystopian 1949 novel Nineteen Eighty-Four). Indeed Matthew (5:21-21, 27-28) anticipates Orwell in saying that it’s not enough merely to obey the commandment “thou shalt not commit adultery” because “…anyone who looks upon a woman with lust has already committed adultery in his heart”. Jimmy Carter (b 1924; US President 1977-1981) quoted this in his Playboy interview, a statement of presidential probity neither shared nor always adhered to by all his successors and predecessors. In that context, it should be remembered there's an (unwritten) eleventh commandment: "Thou shall not get caught".
