Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Slurp

Slurp (pronounced slurp)

(1) To ingest (food or drink) with loud sucking noises (verb).

(2) An intake of food or drink with a noisy sucking sound (noun).

1640-1650: From the Middle Dutch slurpen & slorpen (to sip, slurp), from the Old Dutch slurpen, from the Proto-Germanic slarpaną (to sip, slurp), from the primitive Indo-European srebh- & srobh- (to sip, slurp, gulp).  It was cognate with the West Frisian slurvje (to slurp), the German schlürfen (to sip, slurp), the Swedish slurpa (to slurp), the Middle High German sürfeln & sürpfeln (to sip, slurp) and the Latin sorbeō (to suck up, imbibe, absorb).  All are thought onomatopoeic and the related forms are slurped & slurping.  The Dutch slurpen is thought to be of imitative origin, probably from the German schlürfen or (more improbably) some other Germanic form.  The intransitive sense was in use by at least 1917 but the noun, derived from the verb, seems not to have existed before 1949.  The slurpee (as Slurpee) was originally a registered trademark but it has long since descended to the generic.  A slurpee is a a partially-frozen drink made of small ice crystals and flavored with sugar-rich, artificially colored and flavored syrup, the alternative names around the planet including slushie, ICEE (pronounced icy), slush, slosh & the trade-marked Slush Puppie.  Slurp is a noun & verb, slurper is a noun, slurpy is an adjective, slurping & slurped are verbs; the noun plural is slurps.

Ending badly

Although probably misleadingly-named, the Big Bang is the preferred explanation for the origin of the universe in its present form.  There are a number of competing theories for how it will all end; all are big but the only one immediately threatening is the Big Slurp.

The Big Freeze suggests the universe will continue to expand until it runs out of energy and everything approaches a temperature of absolute zero.  Opinion is divided about what follows ranging from eternal, frozen darkness to a contraction (on some basis) back to a singularity, perhaps to await the next Big Bang.  The big freeze is quite compatible with speculative multiverse & multiple-universe models. 

In the Big Rip, the density of dark energy increases with time, causing the rate of acceleration to increase so that all matter disintegrates, ripped apart by dark energy.  The universe becomes a singularity as the dark energy density and expansion rate becomes infinite.

The Big Crunch hypothesis is a symmetric construct.  The notion is that at some point the Big Bang ceases to expand (although light, energy etc may still be be present) and begins contracting until it collapses again into a dimensionless singularity.  From this, another Big Bang could happen and the process may be cyclical, happening repeatedly; time a kind of return to forever.  The theory received much support but current evidence also indicates (according to some) the universe is not closed so variations on the model are being built.

The Big Bounce imagines an oscillatory universe which is a cyclic repetition interpretation of the Big Bang where the first cosmological event was the result of the collapse of a previous universe.  This depends on the early universe being infinitely dense and, developed to its logical conclusion, contradicts basic physics although, given the conditions immediately prior to the Big Bang aren’t known, this needn’t invalidate the theory.

Big Slurp theory posits the universe exists in a false vacuum and could at any moment become a real vacuum.  Also known as false vacuum collapse or vacuum decay theory, the big slurp is highly technical and understanding it requires knowledge of some arcane concepts in physics.  Not easily explained, slurp theory is a speculative exercise in imagining the nature of the vacuum in which the universe exists and its relationship to background energy.  If a vacuum is not in its lowest energy state, it’s a false vacuum which could transform into a lower energy state, hence the label "vacuum decay".  There would be consequences for the universe but they’re unpredictable.  Matter, energy, and spacetime would be affected and it’s possible the entire structure of the universe could instantaneously, at any time, be destroyed at which point time would presumably stop and given that as far as is known, the Big Bang is the only known mechanism by which time can start, whether anything could happen next is uncertain because there would be no "next".

Lindsay Lohan enjoying a Slurpee, New York City, 2014.

Monday, March 1, 2021

Succinite

Succinite (pronounced suhk-sinn-ite)

(1) In mineralogy, Baltic (or “true”) amber, so called because of the succinic acid in the fossil resin: often incorrectly applied to fossilized resin (amber) generally.

(2) In non-technical use, a garnet of amber, especially fossilized resin.

(3) In non technical use, an substance resembling amber.

(4) The color amber.

1816: A creation for scientific purposes in modern English with the sense of “amber-colored mineral”, from the Latin succinum (amber) a variant of sūcinum, the construct being succin + -ite.  The root of succus was the primitive Indo-European sewg & sewk; cognate with sugō (juice; sap of a plant).  The Classical Latin is said to be from a Northern European language and was assimilated in form to the Latin succus & sucus (juice, sap) and related to succinic (in organic chemistry, of or pertaining to succinic acid), from the French succinique.  It was a synonym of ambra (amber).  The -ite suffix was from the French -ite, from the Old French, from the Latin -ītēs, from the Ancient Greek -́της (-ī́tēs).  It had a wide application including (1) the formation of nouns denoting the followers or adherents of a individual, doctrine or movement etc, (2) the formation of nouns denoting descendants of a certain historic (real or mythical) figure (widely used of biblical identities), (3) the formations of demonyms, (4) in geology the formation of nouns denoting rocks or minerals, (5) in archeology, the formation of nouns denoting fossil organisms, (6) in biology & pathology to form nouns denoting segments or components of the body or an organ of the body, (7) in industry & commerce to form nouns denoting the product of a specified process or manufactured product & (8) in chemistry to form names of certain chemical compounds (historically especially salts or esters of acids with names with the suffix -ous.

There’s also the rare adjective succiniferous used with the senses (1) yielding amber, (2) of or pertaining to amber or the plant yielding it & (3) in organic chemistry, of or pertaining to succinic acid.  Ferous (or gerous) are from the Latin ferre & gerere, both meaning “to bear” and surviving in English are over two-hundred words ending in ferous; most of them now obscure and used only in a technical context.  In an illustration of linguistic overlap, the Latin verb succinite was the second-person plural present active imperative of succinō, the construct being sub- (under; below) + canō (sing).  It had the meanings (1) to sing to, to accompany in song & (2) to accord, in agreement with.  Succinite is a noun; the noun plural is succinites.

Succiniferous: Lindsay Lohan wearing Baltic Amber pendant.

The word succinite is sometimes used casually of amber, things which resemble amber or even shades of the color.  Geologists use the more with more precision and within the community there was a long dispute about succinite (Baltic amber), its botanical origin, and methods of distinguishing it from other fossil resins.  The questions were resolved by advances such as infrared spectrometry and speculation about a link with other acids are now held to be unsustainable, the consensus now that amber is coniferous in origin, not as had been suggested in the nineteenth century, from the tree Pinites succinifer.  It seems now clear that the extant Baltic amber came from several species of conifers of the family Sciadopityaceae.  Baltic amber is not a polymer but has a complex, cross-linked  macromolecular structure with the pores filled by components of the structure, an arrangement chemists call a supramolecule, something which both hardens the substance and increases density, accounting for its extraordinary longevity, ancient samples notable for their encapsulated, perfectly preserved plant and animal samples.

Amber alerts.

The term “Amber Alert” is a defined part of public information messaging and analogous with the red/amber/green lights used in traffic signals, amber meaning essentially “proceed with heightened caution and awareness”.  Noting the evidence provided in the well publicized defamation case (John C Depp II v Amber Laura Heard (CL-2019-2911; Fairfax County Circuit Court)), the meme-makers responded.

Most succiniferous: The Amber Room, Catherine Palace, St. Petersburg, 1917.  This is the only known color image of the room.

Last seen (in crates) in 1945, it was either destroyed in the last days of World War II (1939-1945) or dissembled and hidden somewhere or otherwise disposed of.  Between 1979-2003, with early funding from the Federal Republic of Germany (the FRG, the old West Germany), a replica was built and installed in the Catherine PalaceThe golden, jewel-encrusted creation, rendered by artisans and craftsmen from tons of amber, was a gift to Peter the Great (Peter I, 1672-1725; Tsar of Russia 1682-1725) in 1716, celebrating the conclusion of an alliance between Russia and Prussia.  Much admired during the centuries in which it endured wars, pandemics and revolutions, it was looted by the Nazis in the final months of the war, packed into crates which subsequently vanished.  Either they were lost or destroyed in the chaos or hidden away.

Originally installed in the Charlottenberg Palace of Friedrich I (1657–1713; King of Prussia 1701–1713), the Amber Room was a genuine multi-national venture, the design by Andreas Schlüter (1659–1714), a German sculptor in the baroque tradition, the bulk of the construction by the Danish craftsman Gottfried Wolfram (1646-1716), already famous for his skill in rendering amber.  It took over a decade to build and upon completion, Peter the Great expressed his wonderment and in 1716, Frederick William I (1688–1740; King of Prussia 1713-1740) presented it to the Tsar, part of his diplomatic effort to secure the Prussian-Russian alliance against Sweden.  Accordingly, along with a selection of paintings, the room was crated and shipped to Saint Petersburg where it remained until in 1755 it was moved to the Catherine Palace (Tsarskoye Selo (Tasar's Palace)) in Pushkin.  Now installed in a larger space, the Italian designer Francesco Bartolomeo Rastrelli (1700–1771) was engage to remodel the assembly to suit, addition amber panels shipped from Berlin.  Renovations and refinements continued to be undertaken during the eighteenth century and when complete, the room covered some 180 square feet (16.7 m3) and contained some six tons (6100 kg) of amber, semi-precious stones and gold leaf.  At the time, it was thought one of the wonders of the modern world.

In the Nazi mind, not only was the Amber Room of German origin but such treasures anyway belonged only in the Reich and it was added to the (long) list of artworks to be looted as part of Operation Barbarossa (the 1941 invasion of the Soviet Union).  As the Wehrmacht advanced on Pushkin, the Russian curators began to attempt to disassemble the panels but their fragility was such it was quickly realized any work done in haste would cause only destruction.  Accordingly, they had carpenters construct a frame over which was glued wallpaper, there not being time even to construct a false wall.  Not fooled, the Nazi looters removed the entire structure, shipping it to be installed in the Königsberg Castle Museum (now in the Russian exclave of Kaliningrad) on the Baltic coast.  However, the tide of the war turned and in 1943 the museum's director received from Berlin instructions to return the room to crates and this had be accomplished by August 1944 when allied bombing raids severely damaged the castle.  Quite what happened to the crates remains unknown.  It may be they were destroyed during the war or were in the hold of a ship sunk in the Baltic but the tales of them being hidden somewhere has never gone away and continues to tantalize, a solitary panel actually found in Bremen in 1997.  The replica room, dedicated in a ceremony in 2004 by Vladimir Putin (b 1952; president or prime minister of Russia since 1999) and Gerhard Schröder (b 1944, Chancellor of Germany 1998-2005) remains on public display at the Tasrskoye State Museum Reserve outside Saint Petersburg.

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Monochrome

Monochrome (pronounced mon-uh-krohm)

(1) A painting or drawing in different shades of a single color (now rare).

(2) The art or technique of producing such a painting or drawing.

(3) The state or condition of being painted, decorated, etc, in shades of a single color.

(4) A “black-and-white” photograph or transparency (an image reproduced in tones of gray.

(5) By analogy, something devoid of any distinctive or stimulating characteristics; bland or colourless.

(6) In ceramics, a ceramic glaze of a single colour; an object so glazed.

1655-1665: From the Medieval Latin monochrōma (painting or drawing done in different tints of a single color) from the Ancient Greek μονόχρωμος (monókhrōmos or monokhrōmatos) (of the one colour), the construct being μόνος (mónos) (one; single; alone), from the primitive Indo-European root men- (small, isolated) + χρμα (khrôma) (genitive khrōmatos) (colour; complexion, skin).  In Classical Latin, the most-used form was monochromos (literally “having one color”).  The sense it’s understood in photography dates from 1940 when (presumably almost instantly), the verbal shorthand became “mono”, exactly the same pattern of use when the need arose to distinguish between color printers and those using only black consumables.  The word was used as an adjective after 1849 although monochromatic (of one color, consisting of light of one wavelength and probably based either on the French monochromatique or the Ancient Greek monokhrōmatos) had been used thus since at least 1807 (presumably it pre-dated this because the adverb monochromatically is documented since 1784.  The alternative forms are both self-explanatory: unicolour used usually single solids and monotint, rare and used mostly as a technical term in art-production where, properly, it describes a reproduction of a multi-color image using just shades of a single color.  Monochrome is a noun & adjective, monochromaticity, monochromy & monochromist are nouns, monochromic is an adjective and monochromatically is an adverb.

Monochromic images of Lindsay Lohan smoking.

The classic mono laser printer of the late twentieth century: Hewlett-Packard LaserJet III (1990) in the HP Museum.

In the narrow technical sense, a monochromic image is composed of one colour or values of one colour (technically also called a monotint).  In modern use, a linguistic paradox exists because an image consisting of just one colour (eg red, yellow, blue etc) is not usually described as monochrome yet most images rendered in multiple gradations of gray-scale (just about any image described as black & white) almost always are.  For most purposes, in casual use, monochrome versus colour is a binary describing both the devices used in the production process and the output.  There’s also a scientific quirk.  Monochromatic light is electromagnetic radiation of a single frequency but, no source of this exists because that would demand a wave of infinite duration which the laws of physics don’t permit.

In fashion, the monochromatic is a place on the continuum of tonality, the effect at its most dramatic when tied to a model’s skin-tone, hair and eye-color.  In truth, what matters most is sometimes less how she appears in the flesh than how well the effect translates to photographs, something complicated by certain combinations suffering under natural light and suited only to artificial environments.  For that reason, when the most uncompromising monochrome ensembles are seen, there’s always the suspicion filters and post-production have played a part.

Lindsay Lohan at the Christian Siriano Fall 2023 show, New York Fashion Week, February 2023.

Slurring effortlessly into the auburn hair, the satin two-piece used shades of copper, burnt orange and peach, the spectrum not disturbed by anything intrusive, a shimmering peach-infused copper eye shadow with flared lashes blended by chocolate eye pencil, a luminescent focus achieved with satin glossed lips while apricot blush and bronzer was applied with an austerity which many should emulate; all part of the monochromatic moment.

Saturday, February 27, 2021

Gourmet

Gourmet (pronounced goor-mey)

(1) A connoisseur of fine food and drink with a discriminating palate; a gastronome or bon vivant.

(2) Of or characteristic of a gourmet, especially in involving or purporting to involve high-quality or exotic ingredients and skilled preparation.

(3) A kitchen elaborately equipped for the preparation of fancy, specialized, or exotic meals.

(4) Used to describe products positioned as being of higher quality or more exotic or delicate in taste or nature.

1820: From the French gourmet (connoisseur in eating and drinking), from the Middle French gourmet, from the Old French groumet (wine broker, valet in charge of wines, servant) from groume & grommes (wine-taster, manservant) a word which may be from the thirteenth century Middle English grom & grome (boy, valet, servant), from the Old English grōma (male child, boy, youth) and akin to the Old English grōwan (to grow).  The adjectival sense emerged circa 1900.  Gourmet is a noun and adjective; the noun plural is gourmets.

Noted gourmet and suspected gourmand, Kim Jong-un (Kim III, b 1982; Supreme Leader of DPRK (North Korea) since 2011) in a slaughterhouse, the accompanying generals carrying notebooks and pencils to record his thoughts and instructions.  The Supreme Leader’s father (Kim Jong-il (Kim II, 1941-2011; Dear Leader of DPRK (North Korea) 1994-2011) & grandfather (Kim Il-sung (Kim I, 1912–1994; Great Leader of DPRK (North Korea) 1948-1994) were also gourmets.

Like the phrase like bon appétit (from the French and literally “good appetite” but used in the sense of “enjoy your meal”), “gourmet” has come to be debased by the use in popular culture as a marketing term to be applied to anything with fancier packaging, an assertion of better quality and a higher price.  It thus now thought by many a pretentious, middlebrow term and these snobs prefer terms such as artisanal (emphasizing the craft) for fine food while the rest either don’t mind gourmet or use the handy “foodie” which seems classless and surprisingly recent, documented only since 1982.

Noted gourmet Lindsay Lohan at a table of delicacies.

Gourmet however definitely shouldn’t be confused with gourmand, although it’s admitted there may be some overlap.  A gourmand is one given to excess in the consumption of food and drink; a greedy or ravenous eater and the word was from the Middle English gourmaunt, gormond & gromonde (glutton), from the Old French noun gormant (a glutton), from the adjective gormant (gluttonous), of uncertain origin.  The noun plural is gourmands and that may be often needed, the suspicion being that gourmands often gather, congregating in fast-food outlets or the food courts in suburban malls.  Despite the apparent similarity, etymologists think gourmet unconnected with gourmand although the latter’s ambiguous sense of “one fond of good eating” dates from 1758.  Later dictionaries would clarify things by saying that for the former, food & wine was a thing of quality, for the latter, of quantity.

Friday, February 26, 2021

Baroque

Baroque (pronounced buh-rohk or ba-rawk (French)).

(1) Of or relating to a style of architecture and art originating in Italy in the early seventeenth century and variously prevalent in Europe and the New World for a century and a half, characterized by free and sculptural use of the classical orders and ornament, by forms in elevation and plan suggesting movement, and by dramatic effect in which architecture, painting, sculpture, and the decorative arts often worked to combined effect (often used with an initial capital letter).

(2) In music, of or relating to the period following the Renaissance, extending (circa 1600-1750) which tended to be characterized by extensive use of the thorough bass and of ornamentation to create dramatic effects. Johann Sebastian Bach, George Frederick Handel, and Antonio Vivaldi were great composers of the baroque era.

(3) In literature, a style of prose thought extravagantly ornate, florid, and convoluted in character or style.

(4) An irregularly shaped pearl (rare except in technical use).

(5) In pre-modern twentieth century design or engineering, objects intricately or ornately detailed in a way no longer financially viable.

(6) Descriptively (of any object where the technical definitions don’t apply), variously (1) ornate, intricate, decorated, laden with detail & (2) complex and beautiful, despite an outward irregularity.

(7) In stonemasonry & woodworking, chiselled from stone, or shaped from wood, in a garish, crooked, twisted, or slanted sort of way, grotesque or embellished with figures and forms such that every level of relief gives way to more details and contrasts.

(8) Figuratively, something overly or needlessly complicated, applied especially to bureaucracy or instances like accounting systems which either are or appear to be designed to conceal or confuse.

1765: From the French baroque (originally “pearl of irregular shape”), from the Portuguese barroco or barroca (irregularly shaped pearl) which was in some way influenced by either or both the Spanish berrueco or barrueco (granitic crag, irregular pearl, spherical nodule) and the Italian barocco, of uncertain ultimate origin but which may be from the Latin verrūca (wart).  The etymology is however murky and some suggest the Portuguese words may directly have come from the Spanish berruca (a wart) also from the Latin verrūca (a steep place, a height (and thus “a wart” or “an excrescence on a precious stone”).  Most scholars think at some point it probably conflated with Medieval Latin baroco, an invented word for a kind of obfuscating syllogism although one speculative alternative is the word was derived from the work of the Italian painter Federigo Barocci (1528-1612), a founder of the style, but most think this mere coincidence.  The comparative is baroque and the superlative baroquest, both thankfully rare.  Baroque is a noun & adjective, baroqueness is a noun and baroquely is an adverb, the noun plural is baroques.

Marble Court, Palace of Versailles.  Commissioned in the 1660s by Louis XIV (1638–1715; le Roi Soleil (the Sun King), King of France 1643-1715), the Palace of Versailles is thought one of the the finest example of secular Baroque architecture.

Baroque is one of those strange words in English which has evolved to have several layers of meaning including (1) a term which defines epochs in music & architecture, (2) a term referencing the characteristics in the music & architecture most associated with those periods, (3) a term which is a negative criticism of those characteristics, (4) a term which is (by extension) a negative criticism of the excessively ornate in any field (especially in literature) and (5) a term applied admiringly to things intricately or elaborately detailed.  In English, baroque began as an expression of contempt for the style of architecture which most historians believe began in early seventeenth century Rome and which shocked many with its audacious departure from the traditions of the Renaissance which paid such homage to (what was at least imagined to be) the Classical lines from Antiquity.  In architecture, baroque has never been exactly defined, something some explain by analogy with Clement Attlee’s (1883–1967; UK prime-minister 1945-1951) observation that it was as pointless to define socialism as it was an elephant for “...if an elephant ever walked into the room, all would know what it was”.

Karlskirche, Vienna.The Vatican's Saint Peter’s Square is often used to illustrate Baroque architecture and all those colonnades do make quite a statement but Vienna's Karlskirche better represents the way church architects took to the form.  It was commissioned in 1713 by Charles VI (1685–1740; Holy Roman Emperor 1711-1740) after the end of the last great epidemic of Plague as an act of memorial to Cardinal Carlo Borromeo (1538-1584; Archbishop of Milan 1564-1584), revered as a healer of those suffering from Plague.

Actually, although etymologists would say that's true, that’s not how the word is actually often applied because the terms baroque and rococo are often used interchangeably by non-specialists when speaking of just about any building adorned with the elaborate details not seen since modernism, functionalism & brutalism prevailed.  What distinguishes things is less the actual shapes than the feeling imparted, baroque and rococo both noted for asymmetry, luxuriant detailing, extravagant, unexpected curves & lines and a polychromatic richness but where baroque’s language is of grandeur, weight & monumentalism, rococo’s implementations summon thoughts of lightness, playfulness and frivolity.  Tellingly, rococo, when used as a critique is applied almost always in the negative, suggesting something fussy, pointlessly elaborate and overstated whereas baroque is often used admiringly, literature about the only field in which use is universally negative.  The other common use of baroque in the negative applies to bureaucracy or tangled administrative systems when it’s used as a synonym of byzantine.  For those seeking a rule of thumb, except in literature, baroque tends not to be used negatively and when describing objects which contain ornate or intricate detailing, it’s adopted usually to suggest something complex and beautiful, despite an outward irregularity.  Baroque suggests restraint and good taste (there are many other words with which to describe the garish, crooked, twisted or grotesque) and to damn something as silly, over detailed and laden with decorations with no functional or aesthetic purpose, there’s rococo.

Winter Palace, Saint Petersberg.  Some do find the Winter Palace a bit rococo and there are elements of that in the interior but architecturally, it's an example of early baroque, albeit much modified by later renovations.  It was built as a residence of Peter the Great (Peter I, 1672-1725; Tsar of Russia 1682-1725) and remain an official palace of the Romanov Tsars between 1732 and the 1917 revolutions.  The present appearance reflects both the restorative work of the late 1830s when it was rebuilt after a severe fire and the restoration after the damage suffered during the Siege of Leningrad (1941-1944).

The use in the language of literary criticism is, like any application of “baroque” in the non-visual arts, inherently imprecise.  Even in music, it’s understood as a period and many of the compositions which emerged from the era do have a style which is recognisably “baroque” but there was also much which was anything but.  The same can of course be said of the European buildings of the same period, the overwhelming majority of which were neither “baroque”, nor memorable, the adjective in what is now called the “built environment” making sense only when used of representational architecture.  That’s a well-understood distinction in architecture and even painting but more contentious in music, something made murkier still by musicologists having divided the baroque into the “early”, “middle” and late”, mapped onto a range of styles which were sometimes particular to one country and sometimes popular in many.  Interestingly, although as a generalized descriptor it needs still to be thought of as something which began as a term of derision in architecture (and it is from there it gained its parameters), there is an earlier, anonymous piece of (not especially serious) opera criticism which labelled a work as du barocque (in the sense of the original meaning “pearl or irregular shape”), damning the music as un-melodic, discordant and a roll-call of just about every known compositional device; something more like a student’s assignment than a opera.  It’s a critique not greatly different from that made some three centuries later by comrade Stalin (1878–1953; leader of the USSR, 1924-1953) who’d been displeased by one of comrade Dmitri Shostakovich’s (1906-1975) operas, calling it формализм (formalism), "chaos instead of music", a self-indulgence of technique by a composer interested only in the admiration of other composers.

L'Estasi di Santa Teresa (The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa) by Gianlorenzo Bernini (1598–1680) is a sculptural group rendered in white marble, set in an elevated aedicule in the Cornaro Chapel of the church of Santa Maria della Vittoria in Rome.  It’s thought one of the sculptural masterpieces of the High Roman Baroque and depicts Teresa of Ávila, a Spanish Carmelite nun and saint, in a state of religious ecstasy, a spear-holding angel watching over her.  The installation in 2007 (briefly one supposes) gained baroque sculpture a new audience when it was used in a popular meme which noted some similarity with an early morning photograph of Lindsay Lohan resting in a Cadillac.

The last days of baroque: 1967 Mercedes–Benz 600 Pullman Laudaulet (left & rght) and 1971 Mercedes-Benz 280 SE 3.5 Cabriolet (centre).  There was intricate detailing on the W111 and W100s, the last truly coach-built Mercedes-Benz.  Most were produced between 1963-1971 although the W100s continued in a trickle, substantially hand-built, until 1981.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712–1778), remembered as the philosopher who loomed over the French revolution, was also a composer and in his Dictionnaire de la musique (Dictionary of Music, 1767) declared baroque music to be that “...in which the harmony is confused, and loaded with modulations and dissonances. The singing is harsh and unnatural, the intonation difficult, and the movement limited...”, noting the term was a re-purposing of baroco (an alternative spelling of baroko (from a mediaeval mnemonic chant and a mode of syllogism used whenever some point seemed to be exist only pointlessly to obfuscate), used since the thirteenth century by philosophers discussing the tendency by some of their peers (usually those in the Church or university) needlessly to complicate simple concepts and arguments, just for the sake of grandiose academic gloss; formalism as it were.  Etymologists however remain unconvinced by Rousseau’s speculation and cite earlier evidence which suggests it was from architecture that the use in painting and music was derived, pondering that had Rousseau’s musicology been influenced by him being an architect rather than a philosopher, he too may have identified the source in brick and stone.  Anyway, baroque music as it’s now understood is a surprisingly recent construct, discussed as a thing only in the twentieth century, the term widely used only after the 1950s when the advent of long-playing (LP) records made the packaging and distribution of long-form composition practical and the industry became interested in categorizations, the Baroque something different from the Renaissance and the Classical despite the popular association of them all as one.

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Metropolitan

Metropolitan (pronounced me-truh-pol-i-tn)

(1) Of, noting, or characteristic of a metropolis or its inhabitants, especially in culture, sophistication, or in accepting and combining a wide variety of people, ideas, etc.

(2) Of or relating to a large city, its surrounding suburbs, and other neighboring communities:

(3) Pertaining to or constituting a mother country.

(4) A person who has the sophistication, fashionable taste, or other habits and manners associated with those who live in a metropolis.

(5) In the Orthodox Church, the head of an ecclesiastical province, ranking between archbishop and patriarch

(6) An archbishop in the Church of England (now of technical use only).

(7) In the Roman Catholic Church, an archbishop who has authority over one or more suffragan sees and thus the authority to supervise other bishops..

(8) In ancient Greece, a citizen of the mother city or parent state of a colony.

1300–1350: From the Middle English, from the Late Latin mētropolītānus (of or belonging to a metropolis), from the Ancient Greek μητροπολίτης (mētropolítēs), the construct being mētropolī́t(ēs) + the Latin ānus (a ring (in the geometrical sense and here trucated as an).  Root was the Late Latin mētropolis, from Ancient Greek μητρόπολις (mētrópolis) (mother city) from μήτηρ (mtēr) (mother) + πόλις (pólis) (city or state).  In the hierarchy of the Christian Church, the title of metropolitan was a fourteenth century clipping of metropolitan bishop, one who has oversight over bishops (Pope Francis (b 1936; pope since 2013) was Metropolitan Archbishop of Buenos Aires between 1998-2013).  In the Western Church the office now roughly corresponds to archbishop, but in the Orthodox, ranks above it.  The meaning "belonging to a chief or capital city" is from 1550s, the first reference to underground city railways is attested from 1867.  In technical use, historians, city planners and others used the constructed forms intermetropolitan, supermetropolitan & intrametropolitan (sometimes used with hyphens).  Metropolitan is a noun & adjective and metropolitanism is a noun; the moum plural is metropolitans.

Metropolitans in the metropolis: Lindsay Lohan (b 1986, right) and her sister Ali (b 1993, left) shopping in New York City, 2012.  Despite their respective stances, both are right-handed. 

The New York Met

Final performance at the old Met Opera House, New York, 16 April 1966.

The Metropolitan Opera (the Met) was founded in 1880; the first performance in 1883.  It owes its origin to a class-struggle which was unusual because it was among rather than between the bourgeoisie and the rich.  The founders were new money, New York industrialists excluded from membership in the older Academy of Music Opera House.  The Met has long-been the largest classical music organization in North America and presents more than two-dozen different operas each year, the season running between September and May. The works are in a rotating repertory schedule with up to seven performances of four different pieces each week, performed in the evenings from Monday to Saturday with a matinée on Saturday.  Several new works are presented in new productions each season, sometimes as co-productions with other houses, the Met located on Broadway at Lincoln Square on the Upper West Side of Manhattan in New York City.  Part of Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts, it opened in 1966, the operation having outgrown the original site which is now a Times Square Starbucks.

The Nash Metropolitan

1956 Hudson Metropolitan Sedan.

In production between 1953-1961, the Nash Metropolitan is a curious footnote in the history of the Anglo-American automobile. At the time it was built, the US industry hadn't yet formalized the market segments based on size (Full-size / intermediate / compact / sub-compact / small / micro)  and it was, in the nomenclature of the day, offered variously as a “small”, “economy” or “second” car, and often made explicit in the marketing materials associated with the last category was that it was a car for women (wives & mothers).  The car was a response to a genuine market demand for smaller, more economical cars and Nash devoted much attention to minimizing production costs, such as the unusual door-panel pressings which were interchangeable for use on either the left or right side.  However, it became clear that even if sales volumes were projected with quite undue optimism, Nash could never profitably design, tool and produce such a car.  Accordingly, the decision was taken to create what came to be called a “captive import”, a car produced overseas exclusively for the US market and in a remarkably short time, Austin of England was selected as the manufacturer and the design, a co-development by Nash and the Italian house Pininfarina, would be powered by the 1.2 litre (73 cubic inch) four-cylinder engine already familiar to many Americans, Austin in the early 1950s one of the most numerous imports.

1953 Nash Statesmen Custom Sedan.  It was the larger Nash models from which the Metropolitan's styling motifs were borrowed.

Available from 1953 in closed and convertible form, the Metropolitan was notable for adopting the styling cues of the larger Nash cars, down-scaling them to fit the dimension of a small, economy vehicle, something some English manufacturers would also try before realizing the compromises created just to many distortions.  Detroit however would stick to the approach for decades and some truly ghastly things were over the years created.  With an attractive exchange-rate (Sterling in September 1949 having being devalued from US$4.03 to US$2.80), the Metropolitan was profitable for Nash although sales, initially encouraging, never grew substantially but remained sufficiently buoyant for production to continue until 1953 but it always suffered the difficulty faced by many small cars in the era: for not much more money, buyers could get considerably more.  Detroit, always good at producing big cars, ensured customers received “much metal for the money” and even the Volkswagen beetle, the other notable small car of the 1950s, was somewhat bigger yet no more expensive.  Still, for reasons such as the cost of operation and maneuverability, there were buyers who actually wanted a smaller car and the Metropolitan certainly delivered superior fuel economy although its usefulness for driving in congested urban environments was compromised by the enclosure of the front wheels, meaning the turning circle was similar to that of a medium-sized truck which made parking a chore.  It did though find a niche (in 1959 it was the second biggest selling import in the US although Volkswagen sold more than five times as many Beetles), sold also under the Hudson name after 1954 when Nash and Hudson American Motors Corporation (AMC) and Austin would in 1956 negotiate an arrangement whereby they could offer Metropolitans in markets where AMC didn’t operate.  Under the terms of this deal, it was sold variously as a Nash, Austin or Metropolitan, all these models benefiting from the fitment of an 1.5 litre (91 cubic inch) engine.  One benefit of the UK versions being built with right had drive (RHD) was their small size made them ideal for police forces in US cities which purchased them for their parking patrols, the enforcement officers able to reach through the window to place a ticket on the windscreen, all without leaving their seat.  In a New York winter, that would have been better than a motorcycle. 

1959 Nash Metropolitan Convertible.

Even in the mid 1950s however the Metropolitan looked outdated and by the early 1960s, when Detroit’s new generation of compacts (Ford’s Falcon, Chevrolet’s Corvair & Chevy II (which became the Nova) and Chrysler's Valiant (which originally wasn't a Plymouth) debuted, it seemed a museum piece, sales collapsing from over 13,000 in 1959 to not even 1000 the following year.  Even AMC had moved on, the sub-compact Rambler American (1958-1969) something in engineering and styling two generations removed from the Metropolitan and although sales of the latter lingered into 1962, by then it was all but forgotten.  The little car had however, along with the Volkswagen, proved Americans would buy smaller cars and Detroit’s compacts were a reaction to both although, had they not allowed the standard US automobile to assume the absurdly (and inefficiently) large size the cheap fuel and booming economy of the late 1950s permitted, it’s at least possible such things may not for years have been needed.

The original Metropolitan Fifth Avenue (with bunnies), New York, 1960 (left) and a well-executed replica (right).  The badge (centre) for the replica was a custom casting.

The Metropolitan may not have been a typical American automobile but it possessed certain qualities which meant that for a longer time than many others which came and went during its life, it found a niche.  One unique quality was “cuteness” and taking advantage of this, AMC prepared a Metropolitan convertible for the 1960 Easter Parade in New York City, held on 17 April.  Dubbed the “Metropolitan Fifth Avenue” (the little machine apparently by 1979 forgotten when Chrysler introduced the up-market “Fifth Avenue” option for the big New Yorker), the body was finished with 15 hand-rubbed coats of pearl-pink lacquer while the interior was trimmed in pink-and-white cowhide upholstery with pink fur carpeting.  “Fifth Avenue” lettering appeared on the rear fenders, complimented at the front by triangular badges combining the national flags of the US & UK, a tribute the trans-Atlantic gestation.  At the rear, the utilitarian vinyl cover for the external spare tyre was replaced by one in body-colored metal but in an indication this really was a show car, the soft-top and its folding mechanism was removed, lending a cleaner appearance.  For the parade, the Metropolitan Fifth Avenue was driven by a woman who, like her passenger, was dressed in a head-to-toe bunny costume; they looked most fetching although the look was more modest than that of the Playboy bunnies.  Until the day of the parade, the pink machine had been an exhibit rotating on a turntable at the Coliseum where the 1960 New York Auto Show was staged and there it would return, remaining until the show closed on 24 April.  At the show, the interior was filled with large, plush stuffed bunnies and these the models in their suits and ears would each hour present as raffle prizes.  Coincidently, in the winter of 1962 Hugh Hefner (1926-2017) opened one of his dozens of Playboy Clubs at the corner of East 59th Street & Fifth Avenue but times change and it was closed in 1986, a revival in 2018 lasting barely a year.

Metropolitan Royal Runabout (AMC publicity shot).  Even then, promotional images were one of the few places parasols were seen.

Inspired by the positive reaction, AMC used the Metropolitan as a platform for other stylistic variations with “regional” themes such as the “Palm Beach”, “Cape Cod” and “Westerner” while a curious creation was the “Royal Runabout”.  The inspiration for the Royal Runabout was a one-off Metropolitan convertible in black with green leather upholstery and carpets, built by Austin and presented to Princess Margaret (1930–2002), Elizabeth II's (1926-2022; Queen of the UK and other places, 1952-2022) younger sister.  Other than the paint (since 1956 almost all Metropolitans had been two-tone) and trim, the specification was standard and the princess liked it, driving it often, presumably finding its size made negotiating London’s streets and alleyways easier than her Rolls-Royce Phantom IV.  When one day it was stolen, Lord Beaverbrook’s (Maxwell Aitken, 1879-1964) Daily Express called it the “Royal Runabout” and this was the name which so impressed AMC’s marketing department, the decision taken to create a show car in the style.  However, AMC stuck more closely to the historic color used for cars in the Royal Mews, the single-tone deep maroon paint similar to the royal household’s traditional claret and this they augmented with gold accents on the door top recesses.  They also found disappointing Austin’s lack of bling, adding wide whitewall tires (a thing at the time), shiny wheel covers and a hard metal spare-tire cover painted to match the body.  To both rear fenders was script spelling out “Royal Runabout” along with the emblem of a crown which probably wasn’t quite correct as a piece of heraldry but people would get the idea.  The interior trimmed in maroon and gold leather and by the standards of small, economy cars it was unusually sumptuous, a Cadillac Cimarron decades before its time.