Panda (pronounced pan-duh)
(1) A black & white, herbivorous, bearlike mammal (in popular use sometimes
as “giant panda”), Ailuropoda melanoleuca (family
Procyonidae), now rare with a habitat
limited to relatively small forested areas of central China where ample growth
exists of the stands of bamboo that constitutes the bulk of the creature’s
diet.
(2) A reddish-brown (with ringed-tail), raccoon-like
mammal (in the literature often referred to as the “lesser panda”), Ailurus
fulgens (that inhabits mountain forests in the Himalayas and adjacent eastern
Asia, subsisting mainly on bamboo & other vegetation, fruits, and insects).
(3) In Hinduism, a brahmin (a member of the highest
(priestly) caste) who acts as the hereditary superintendent of a particular
ghat (temple) and regarded as authoritative in matters of genealogy and ritual.
(4) In colloquial use
(picked up as UK police slang) as “panda car” (often clipped to “panda”), a UK
police vehicle painted in a two-tone color scheme (originally black & white
but later more typically powder-blue & white) (historic use only).
(5) Used attributively, something (or someone) with
all (or some combination of) the elements (1) black & white coloration, (2)
perceptions of “cuteness” and (3) the perceived quality of being “soft &
cuddly”.
1835: From the French (Cuvier), a name for the lesser panda, assumed to be from a Tibeto-Burman language or some other native Nepalese word. Cuvier is a trans-lingual term which references the French naturalist and zoologist Georges Cuvier (1769–1832) and his younger brother the zoologist and paleontologist Frédéric Cuvier (1773–1838). The term was use of any of the Latinesque or pseudo-Latin formations created as taxonomic names for organisms following the style & conventions used by the brothers. Most etymologists suggest the most likely source was the second element of nigálya-pónya (a local name for the red panda recorded in Nepal and Sikkim), which was perhaps from the Nepali निँगाले (nĩgāle) (relating to a certain species of bamboo), the adjectival form of निँगालो (nĩgālo), a variant of निङालो (niṅālo) (Drepanostachyum intermedium (a species of bamboo)). The second element was a regional Tibetan name for the animal, related in some way to ཕོ་ཉ (pho nya) (messenger). The use in Hinduism describing “a learned, wise; learned man, pundit, scholar, teacher (and specifically of the Brahmin (a member of the highest (priestly) caste) who was the hereditary superintendent of a particular ghat (temple) and regarded as authoritative in matters of genealogy and ritual, especially one who had memorized a substantial proportion of the Vedas)” was from the Hindi पंडा (paṇḍā) and the Punjabi ਪਾਂਡਾ (pāṇḍā), both from the Sanskrit पण्डित (paṇḍita) (learned, wise; learned man, pundit, scholar, teacher). The English word pundit (expert in a particular field, especially as called upon to provide comment or opinion in the media; a commentator or critic) entered the language during the British Raj in India, the use originally to describe native surveyor, trained to carry out clandestine surveillance the colonial borders. The English form is now commonly used in many languages but the descendants included the Japanese パンダ (panda), the Korean 판다 (panda) and the Thai: แพนด้า. Panda is a noun and pandalike (also as panda-like) is an adjective (pandaesque & panderish still listed as non-standard; the noun plural is pandas.
Illustrative examples of PANDA as an acronym include (1) antiProton ANnihilation at Darmstadt (a particle physics experiment at GSI Darmstadt, Germany), (2) Professional Adult Nightclub DJ (Disc Jockey) Association, (3) Protocol for the Assessment of Non-Violent Direct Action and (4) Programa Nacional Contra el Desarrollo de Pandillas (Spanish: National Development Program against Gangs) while, uniquely, PANDAS stands for Pediatric Autoimmune Neuropsychiatric Disorder Associated with Streptococcal Infection. As a word, panda has been productive. The portmanteau noun pandemonium (the blend being panda + (pande)monium was a humorous construct describing the reaction often seen in zoos when pandas appear and was on the model of fandemonium (the reaction of groupies and other fans to the presence of their idol). The "trash panda" (also as "dumpster panda" or "garbage panda") was of US & Canadian origin and was an alternative to "dumpster bandit", "garbage bandit" or "trash bandit", describing the habit of raccoons foraging for food in trash receptacles. The use was adopted because the black patches around the creature's eyes are similar to the markings of the giant panda. The Australian equivalent is the "bin chicken", an allusion to the way the elegant ibis has adapted to habitat loss by entering the urban environment, living (very well) on food scraps discarded in rubbish bins.
Lindsay Lohan with “panda” eye makeup (left) and a cat managing the look, "makeup free" (right). The companion term is "reverse panda", a usually unintended effect caused by light makeup around the eyes appearing as white circles or patches. The look sometimes is exaggerated in photographs because of the use of studio lighting or a camera's flash.
The “panda crossing” was a pedestrian safety measure, an elaborate form of the “zebra crossing”. It was introduced in the UK in 1962, the name derived from the two-tone color scheme used for the road marking and the warning beacons on either side of the road. The design worked well in theory but not in practice and all sites had been decommissioned by late 1967 (although in New Zealand some were still in use in the 1990s). The panda’s twotonalism led to the adoption of “panda dolphin” as one of the casual tags (the others being "jacobita", "skunk dolphin", "piebald dolphin" & "tonina overa" (the latter for the black & white Commerson's dolphin (Cephalorhynchus commersonii)). In English, the first known reference to the panda was as a “carnivorous raccoon-like mammal (the lesser panda) of the Himalayas” while the giant panda was first described in 1901 although it had been “discovered” in 1869 by French missionary priest and zoologist Armand David (1826-1900); it was known as parti-colored until the name was changed after evidence of the zoological relationship to the red panda was accepted. The giant panda was thus once included as part of the raccoon family but is now classified as a bear subfamily (Ailuropodinae), or as the sole member of a separate family (Ailuropodidae (which diverged from an ancestral bear lineage)). The lesser panda (the population of which has greatly been reduced by collectors & hunters) is now regarded as unrelated to the giant panda and usually classified as the sole member of an Old World raccoon subfamily, Ailurinae, which diverged from an ancestral lineage that also gave rise to the New World raccoons, most familiar in North America. As late as the early twentieth century, the synonyms for the lesser panda included "bear cat", "cat bear" & "wah", all long obsolete.
Panda
diplomacy
Although the first pandas were gifted by Generalissimo Chiang
Kai-shek’s (1887-1975; leader of the Republic of China (mainland) 1928-1949
& the renegade province of Taiwan 1949-1975) Chinese government in 1941, “panda diplomacy” began as a Cold War
term, the practice of sending pandas to overseas zoos becoming a tool increasingly
used by Peking (Beijing after 1979) following the Sino-Soviet split in
1957. Quite when the phrase was first
used isn’t certain but it was certainly heard in government and academic
circles during the 1960s although it didn’t enter popular use until 1972, when a
pair of giant pandas (Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing) were sent to the US after Richard Nixon’s (1913-1994; VPOTUS 1953-1961 and POTUS 1969-1974) historic visit to China, an event
motivated by Washington’s (1) interest in seeking Peking’s assistance in handling
certain aspects of the conflict in Indochina and (2) desire to “move Moscow into check on the diplomatic
chessboard”. Ever since, pandas have
been a unique part of the ruling CCP's (Communist Party of
China) diplomatic toolbox although since 1984 they’ve been almost always
leased rather than gifted, the annual fee usually over US$1 million per
beast, the revenue generated said to be devoted to conservation of habitat and
a selective breeding program designed to improve the line’s genetic diversity. Hong Kong in 2007 was gifted a pair but
that’s obviously a special case ("one country, two pandas") and while an expression of diplomatic favour,
they can be also an indication of disapprobation, those housed in the UK in
2023 returned home at the end of the lease and not replaced. In the CCP's world view, there are countries in "the panda house" and those in "the doghouse".
It’s one of a set of such terms in geopolitics including “shuttle diplomacy” (the notion of a negotiator taking repeated "shuttle flights" between countries involved in conflict in an attempt to manage or resolve things (something with a long history but gaining the name from the travels here & there of Dr Henry Kissinger (1923-2023; US national security advisor 1969-1975 & secretary of state 1973-1977) in the 1960s & 1970s)), “ping-pong diplomacy” (the use of visiting table-tennis teams in the 1960s & 1970s as a means of reducing Sino-US tensions and maintaining low-level cultural contacts as a prelude to political & economic engagement), “commodity diplomacy” (the use of tariffs, quotas and other trade barriers as “bargaining chips” in political negotiations), “gunboat diplomacy” (the threat (real or implied) of the use of military force as means of coercion), “hostage diplomacy” (holding the nationals of a country in prison or on (sometimes spurious) charges with a view to exchanging them for someone or something) and “megaphone diplomacy” (an official or organ of government discussing in public what is usually handled through “usual diplomatic channels”; the antonym is “quiet diplomacy”).
A case study in the mechanics of panda diplomacy was provided by PRC (People’s Republic of China) Premier Li Qiang (b 1959; premier of the PRC since 2023) during his official visit to Australia in June 2024. Mr Li’s presence was an indication the previous state of “diplomatic deep freeze” between Beijing and Canberra had been warmed to something around “correct but cool”, the earlier state of unarmed conflict having been entered when the CCP didn't react well to public demands (delivered via “megaphone diplomacy”) by previous Australian prime minister Scott Morrison (b 1968; Australian prime-minister 2018-2022) for an international enquiry into the origin of the SARS-Covid-2 virus which triggered the COVID-19 pandemic. Such a thing might have been a good idea but underlying Mr Morrison’s strident call was that he was (1) blaming the PRC and (2) accusing the CCP of a cover-up. Mr Morrison is an evangelical Christian and doubtlessly it was satisfying for him to attend his church (one of those where there’s much singing, clapping, praising the Lord and discussing the real-estate market) to tell his fellow congregants how he’d stood up to the un-Christian, Godless communists but as a contribution to international relations (IR), it wasn’t a great deal of help. His background was in advertising and coining slogans (he so excelled at both so clearly it was his calling) but he lacked the background successfully to handle the demands of IR (international relations). The CCP’s retributions (trade sanctions and declining to take Canberra's phone calls) might have been an over-reaction but to a more sophisticated (if less godly) prime minister they would have been reasonably foreseeable.
Two years on from Mr Morrison's self-inflicted diplomatic injury and with Australia now under new management, Mr Li arrived at Adelaide Zoo for a photo-opportunity to announce the impending arrival of two new giant pandas, the incumbent pair, Wang Wang and Fu Ni, soon to return to China after their 15 year stint. Wang Wang and Fu Ni, despite over those years having been provided “every encouragement” (including both natural mating and artificial insemination) to procreate, proved either unable or unwilling so, after thanking the zoo’s staff for looking after them so well, the premier announced: “We will provide a new pair of equally beautiful, lovely and adorable pandas to the Adelaide Zoo.”, he said through an interpreter, adding: “I'm sure they will be loved and taken good care of by the people of Adelaide, South Australia, and Australia.” The duo, the only giant pandas in the southern hemisphere, had been scheduled to return in 2019 at the conclusion of the original ten year lease but sometime before the first news of COVID-19, this was extended to 2024. Although their lack of fecundity was disappointing, there’s nothing to suggest the CCP regard this as a loss of face (for them or the apparently unromantic couple), Wang Wang & Fu Ni able to enjoy a comfortable retirement, munching on abundant supplies of bamboo. Unlike some who have proved a “disappointment” to the CCP, they’ll be spared time in a “re-education centre”.
Despite tensions between Beijing and Washington, panda diplomacy remains a “headline element” in foreign policy. During a recent visit to the US, Xi Jinping (b 1953; General Secretary of the CCP and paramount leader of the PRC since 2012) announced a breeding pair of giant pandas would be sent to Zoo Atlanta in Georgia, the “envoys of friendship” (Ping Ping & Fu Shuang) arriving within days. Whether the alleged “subliminal messaging” (China not as a threatening predator but rather cuddly companion) still works (or ever did) isn’t clear but they’re certainly a popular attraction with crowds at zoos, making the annual lease-fee (up to US$1.2 million per panda with an additional US$600,000 payable for each cub born) sound value. It’s also a good case study for those writing contracts, China retaining ownership of not only the leased adults but also any offspring and additionally, facilities often pay up to US$2 million for “sponsorship” and “research” funding. While hard to be definitive, the “panda-rental” programme may be self-funding, one US think tank estimating gross-income between 1994 and 2023 of some US$300 million from its panda-rental program. Given that, Guinness World Records listing the giant panda as the “most expensive species in captivity” (costing more even than Taylor Swift’s (b 1989) cats) is understandable.
As an example of the craft of legal drafting, the contracts are about as one-sided as it possible to achieve, the lessor able unilaterally to terminate (without notice or compensation) any agreement, effectively without having to cite any reason for the premature recall. Although a number of potential grounds are mentioned (including “unauthorized release of relevant information”), the vista is so wide they can mean whatever the CCP on the day decides they mean and although some of proscribed words seem innocuous (“lease”; “rental”; “loan”; “contract”), clearly they are thought “sensitive” in Beijing. That does seem strange given the essentially “transactional” nature of panda diplomacy is hardly a secret and were there any doubts, recalling two US-born panda cubs after the White House announced Barack Obama (b 1961; POTUS 2009-2017) would not cancel his meeting with the 14th Dalai Lama (Tenzin Gyatso, b 1935) illustrated how these things work. From the point of view of assisting in the conservation of a vulnerable species, panda diplomacy does seem to be a positive force, arguments the bears are being “exploited for commercial and diplomatic purposes” a little abstract given their apparent contentment during the “overseas holidays”. However, whether their presence in zoos here and there is a meaningful measure of bilateral relations is now questionable but what might be indicative of something is that the number of countries with leased pandas has dropped from (a pre-COVID-19) 21 in 2019 to 16 by 2026. More fun is to compare the creatures with the PRC’s foreign policy. Panda’s are popular as plushies because the appears so placid and cuddly but, in reality, are quite formidable with long, sharp claws and a bite with a force similar to that of an adult male lion and, as more than one political scientist has observed, even when sitting docile, a panda cannot conceal its teeth.
Pandas on four wheels
Top row: A classic UK police Wolseley 6/80 (1948-1954, left) in black, a staple of 1950s UK film & television, a brace of Adaux era Hillman Minxes (1956–1967, the time of the first "true" black & white "panda cars", centre) and Jaguar Mark 2 (1959-1969, right).
Bottom row: Ford Anglia 105E (1958-1968, in one of the pastel blues that replaced the gloss black, left) on postage stamp issued by the Royal Mail in 2013, Rover Rover 3500 (SD1, 1976-1984, centre) in one of the deliberately lurid schemes used in the 1970s & 1980s (UK police forces stockpiled Rover 3500s when it was announced production was ending; they suspected what would follow would be awful and they were right) and BMW 320d (right) in the "Battenburg markings" designed by the Police SDB (Scientific Development Branch).
Until the 1960s, the fleets of cars run by most of the UK’s
police forces tended to be a glossy black.
That began to change when, apparently influenced by US practice, the
front doors and often part or all of the roof were painted white, the change
said to be an attempt to make them “more distinctive”. The new scheme saw them soon dubbed “panda
cars”, the slang picked up by police officers (in their
economical way, often clipped to “panda”) and use persisted for years even after the
dominant color switched from black to pastels, typically a duck-egg blue. Things got brighter over the years until the
police developed the high-visibility “Battenburg markings” a combination of
white, blue and fluorescent yellow, a system widely adopted
internationally. Interestingly, although
the black & white combination was used between the 1960s-1990s by New
Zealand’s highway patrol cars (“traffic officers” then separate from the
police), the “panda car” slang never caught on.
The Fiat Panda
Developed during the second half of the troubled and uncertain 1970s, the Fiat Panda debuted at the now defunct Geneva Motor Show in 1980. Angular, though not a statement of high rectilinearism in the manner of the memorable Fiat 130 coupé (1971-1977), it was a starkly functional machine, very much in the utilitarian tradition of the Citroën 2CV (1948-1990) but visually reflecting more recent trends although, concessions to style were few, the asymmetry in the frontal facia one of the few imaginative hints and even that was an example of production-line rationalization, the grille to the left on models with an air-cooled engine and to the right for water-cooled versions, the single panel simply rotated prior to assembly. In the design brief, Fiat had made clear it wanted a car with the cross-cultural appeal of its earlier Cinquecento (500, 1957-1975 and in some markets dubbed Bambino). Dating from the eighteenth century, the Italian bambino was used of "a child or baby, especially a representation in art of the infant Christ wrapped in swaddling clothes" and the tiny 500 was, like the BMC (British Motor Corporation, 1952-1968) Mini (1959-2000) or denim jeans, able to transcend class, valued by all for practicality. Designed from “the inside out” in the Fiat's 600 Multipla's (1956-1967) tradition of pure functionalism, the passenger compartment’s dimensions defined the basic structure atop the mechanical components, the body built around those parameters.
The focus always was on minimizing the number of components, simplifying manufacturing and assembly processes with the final package designed to render maintenance as infrequently required and inexpensive as possible. One "retro-innovation" which seemed at the time a money-saving device was that all glass was flat, something that had fallen from fashion for windscreens in the 1950s and for side windows a decade later because it was a simple way to increase interior space. In theory, reverting to the pre-war practice should have meant lower unit costs and greater left-right interchangeability but no manufacturer in Italy had maintained the machinery to produce such things so consequently, the cost per square metre proved higher than would have been the case for curved glass. Over three generations until 2024, the Panda was a great success although one that did stray from its utilitarian origins as European economies recovered from the strains of the 1970s. There was in the 1990s even an electric version which, very expensive and with capabilities (performance & range) limited by the technology of the time, was not a success.
The name came from mythology, Empanda, a Roman goddess who was patroness of travelers and controversial among historians, some regarding her identity as but the family name of Juno, the Roman equivalent of Hera, the greatest of all the Olympian goddesses. Whatever the lineage, she was a better choice for Fiat than Pandarus (Πάνδαρος) who came from the city of Zeleia, Apollo himself teaching him the art of archery. Defying his father’s advice, Pandarus marched to Troy as a foot soldier, refusing to take a chariot & horses; there he saw Paris & Menelaus engaged in single combat and the goddess Athena incited Pandarus to fire an arrow at Menelaus. In this way the truce was broken and the war resumed, the coda being Pandarus then fought Diomedes but was killed, his death thought punishment for his treachery in breaking the truce. Although neutral on the mythology, the WWF (World Wildlife Fund) had objected to Fiat using the name of an endangered species but, pragmatically, agreed when the company made a “substantial financial contribution” that could be devoted to conservation programmes. A cheque (check) could then validly be written on any surface so a Panda was delivered to the WWF with the relevant words and numbers on the hood (bonnet).
Press-kit images for 2024 Fiat Grande Panda issued by Stellantis, June 2024. Despite the advertising agency's efforts, bright colors have yet to make much of a comeback.
In June 2024, Fiat announced the fourth generation Panda and advances in technology meant the "mild hybrid" and all-electric power-trains were mainstream products, competitive on all specific measures (except price breakdown where the Chinese industry enjoys advantages perhaps beyond what an analysis of production and distribution costs would reveal). The Grande Panda was built on the new Stellantis “Smart Car Platform” (shared with the Citroën ë-C3), offering seating capacity for five. Unlike the original, the 2024 Panda features a few stylistic gimmicks including headlights and taillights with a “pixel theme”, the look extended to diamond-cut aluminum wheels, a homage to geometric motifs of the 1980s and the earlier Panda 4x4. Although an accomplished piece, it lacks the style and charm of what Fiat produced between the 1950s and 1970s although, to be fair, the new Pandas apparently are commendably rust-resistant.
Homer's other odyssey: Homer vs Dignity
Panda scene from Homer vs Dignity.
Pandas (real & fake) have a role in Homer vs Dignity, (November, 2000, episode 5, season 12 of the animated television series The Simpsons (on the Fox network 1989-2024, on Disney+ since 2024)). The plot line involved evil nuclear power-plant owner Montgomery Burns hiring Homer Simpson as his “prank monkey”, staging public antics and publicly humiliating himself, all for Mr Burns’ amusement. The most controversial scene was the one in which Homer, dressed in a panda suit, enjoyed (in two of "enjoyed" several senses) intimacy with a real captive panda (presumably this was referred to and signed-off by Fox's lawyers). On The Simpsons, there’d not before been a scene like it and despite the cartoon South Park (on Paramount+'s Comedy Central since 1997) raising (or lowering, depending on the degree of one's nihilism) the cartoon bar, there’s not since been another in its ilk.
Homer vs Dignity was at the time cited by some as a “jumping the shark” moment although it’s regarded now as a marker of a trend towards cheerfully deliberate inconsistencies (it is, after all, a cartoon show) rather than an aberration or harbinger of decline. The idiomatic “jumping the shark” is a reference to some creative endeavor having worked the concept dry and resorting instead to gimmicks and absurdities. The term dates from 1985 and was coined by US media personality Jon Hein (b 1957) as a belated response to an episode in the fifth season of the ABC sitcom Happy Days (1974-1984) in which a character, most incongruously, performs a water ski jump over a caged shark. However, although Homer vs Dignity widely was panned, typically it doesn't appear in the various “top five worst episodes ever” lists, headed often by The Principal and the Pauper (September, 1997, episode 2, season 9) in which school principal Seymour Skinner is revealed to be an imposter and dismissed from his position. However, Principle Skinner was needed as an ongoing character so the writers resolved things by having the entire population of Springfield assemble and declare never again to speak of the matter, the town's resident judge imposing the order under penalty of torture. While the internal logic was faultless, even by cartoon standards it was an obvious fudge.













