Vampire

Vampire (pronounced vam-pahyuh)

(1) A preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, said to suck the blood of sleeping persons at night.

(2) In the folklore of the Balkans, Eastern & Central Europe, a corpse, animated by an un-departed soul or demon, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.

(3) A person who preys ruthlessly upon others; an extortionist or blackmailer.

(4) A woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces (usually truncated to vamp although nuances in meaning exist).  Despite many early references, vampiress and vampirina never caught on.

(5) A type of blood-sucking bat.

(6) A species of crab.

(7) In the theatre, a stage trapdoor.

(8) In medicine, a colloquial term for a patient suffering from systemic lupus erythematosus, with effects such as photosensitivity and brownish-red stained teeth.

1732: From the now archaic vampyre (spectral being in a human body who maintains semblance of life by leaving the grave at night to suck the warm blood of the living as they sleep), from the French vampire and German vampir, from the Hungarian (Magyar) vampir, from the Old Church Slavonic opiri (related to the Serbo-Croatian vampir, Bulgarian vapir & Ukrainian uper).  The Serbian vàmpīr, was an alteration of earlier upir (by confusion with doublets such as vȁzdūh, ȕzdūh and with intrusive nasal, as in dùbrava, dumbrȁva (grove)) and was related to the Czech upír, the Polish upiór, the Old Russian upyrĭ & upirĭ and the Russian upýr.  Some etymologists suggest the ultimate source was the Kazan Tatar ubyr (witch) but not all agree, many suggesting a Macedonian origin more probable.  An Eastern European creature popularized in English by late nineteenth century gothic novels but scattered English accounts of night-walking, blood-gorged, plague-spreading un-dead corpses have been traced back to 1196 and few doubt there was an oral tradition long pre-dating this.  Influenced by the literature, the blood-sucking bat was named in 1774 by the French gentlemen scientist, Georges-Louis Leclerc, the Comte de Buffon (1707–1788).  Related adjectival forms are vampiric and vampirish, the noun vampirism dating from 1737.

Figurative sense of "person who preys on others" is from 1741, the idea of “one who sucks money from others” being little worse than “one who sucks their blood”.  The word vamp (a seductive woman who uses her charms to exploit men" dates from 1911 and was short for vampire; it’s entirely unrelated to the earlier term “vamp” from the trade of cobbling.  Dracula was the name of the vampire king in Bram Stoker's (1847-1912) Gothic horror novel Dracula (1897), a borrowing from Prince Vlad III of Wallachia (circa 1430-circa 1477; remembered in English as Vlad the Impaler and in Romania (where he is celebrated as a national hero) as Vlad Drăculea.

It was Lord Byron (1788-1824) who did most to popularize in Western literature all things vampiric in his epic poem The Giaour (1813), but it was John Polidori (1895-1921) who in 1819 authored the first true vampire story, called The Vampyre.  Polidori was Byron’s personal physician and the vampire of the story, Lord Ruthven, is based partly on him and the "ghost story competition" that spawned this piece was the same contest which tempted Mary Shelley (1797-1851) to write her 1818 Gothic novel Frankenstein (or The Modern Prometheus).  Other early texts include Samuel Taylor Coleridge's (1772-1834) unfinished poem Christabel (circa 1799) and Sheridan Le Fanu's (1814-1873) lesbian vampire story, Carmilla (1872) which remains influential to this day in the depiction of vampires but it’s Bram Stoker's Dracula which remains the definitive version in popular fiction.  The portrayal of vampirism as a disease of contagious demonic possession, with an undertone of sex, blood, and death, suited the zeitgeist of Victorian Europe where tuberculosis, syphilis, typhoid and cholera were common.

In Among the Shadows (2020 (released in some markets as The Shadow Within)), Lindsay Lohan played a vampire (top left), one married to a European Union (EU) politician no less and it’s hard to imagine a more complementary relationship.  In May 2011, Lindsay Lohan was the subject of a vampire-themed session by photographer Tyler Shields (b 1982), called Life is not a fairytale.

On screen, the best evocations of the vampiric remain the Nosferatu films, especially the 1979 re-make of the 1922 original.  Aspiring vampires meet here:

De Havilland Vampire (DH-100) Mark 1.

The de Havilland Vampire was a British jet fighter.  Although development began as early as 1941 and the aircraft first flew in 1943, the problems associated with jet propulsion meant it entered service too late to see combat during World War II, the first Vampires delivered to Royal Air Force (RAF) squadrons only in 1946.  The second jet fighter to be operated by the RAF (the first the Gloster Meteor), it was the first powered by a single engine, a configuration delayed in development because of the poor thrust delivered by the early jets and the Vampire was one of a number of aircraft released in the late 1940s which straddled the engineering and aeronautical practices of the propeller and jet eras of fighters.  The jet engine and the unusual twin-boom configuration aside, it was a conventional design, borrowing much from de Havilland’s wartime practices which had proved so effective including the use of molded plywood for the frame, assembled as a glued sandwich to which was attached the aluminum skin.

De Havilland Vampire (DH 113) NF10 prototype G-5-2.

The hybrid of old and new was a product of so much of the design work having been completed before an understanding of the advantages and possibilities of the swept wing pioneered by the Germans, notably with the Messerschmitt 262, had been gained.  Without a swept wing, the Vampire would never achieve the performance of the more cutting edge designs which increasingly appeared in the late 1940s and was the last really simple interceptor to serve with the RAF.  Despite that, for most of its operational life it was far from obsolescent and remained in front-line service until 1953, during which it set altitude records and was the first jet to fly a trans-Atlantic flight; the Sea Vampire naval variant being in December 1945 the first jet to take off from and land on an aircraft carrier.  The last Vampires were retired from RAF service in 1966 but foreign services maintained them in operational use much longer, the Swiss using them still in the 1980s.  Almost 3300 were built and their simplicity and ease of maintenance has meant many now in private hands continue to fly.

Vampire hunting used to be a thing (and debatably should still be) and for enthusiasts, Affiliated Auctions & Realty recently offered an early nineteenth century vampire slaying kit, fitted in a violin case.  The kit includes a bronze crucifix, two wooden stakes, a 15 inch (380 mm) dagger with tusk grip, sterling pommel & bolster and nickel cross-guard, a flintlock pistol with engraved barrel and functioning stock, a brass powder horn in the style of a swimming fish, a hardwood mallet (for driving stakes through the heart), a brass container for shot powder, a wooden container for silver-shot balls, a glass holy water bottle (without seam lines) and a Holy Bible with mother of pearl inlay.

Nosferatu (1979) trailer. 

Burger

Burger (pronounced bur-ger or bur-gha)

(1) A clipping of hamburger.

(2) A disc-shaped food patty (or patty on a bun), sometimes containing ingredients other than beef including vegetarian concoctions.

(3) In Pakistani slang (usually derogatory), as burger or hamburger, a stereotypically well-off Pakistani aspiring to a westernized lifestyle.

(4) In Internet slang (apparently beginning on 4chan), an American (as in a white, US citizen); of or relating to Americans.

(5) In computer graphical user interfaces (GUIs), as hamburger button, an icon with three horizontal lines (the resemblance being to the stacked ingredients of a burger).  The hamburger label was applied retrospectively, the original idea being to represent a list, the icon’s purpose being to open up a list of options; it’s thus also known as the “collapsed menu icon”.

1939: An invention of US English, extracted from hamburger by misunderstanding (ham + burger).  Use of the noun hamburger is not exclusive to fast food.  As early as 1616 it was noted as being the standard description both of someone “a native of the city of Hamburg" and also of ships “registered with Hamburg as their home port").  From 1838 it was the name of a black grape indigenous to Tyrolia and after 1857, a variety of hen.  Technically the meat product is a specific variation of shaped, ground beef (minced meat); as a meatball is a sphere and meatloaf is a rectangular cuboid, hamburgers (and burgers) are discs.

Co-incidence of names: Earl Warren (1891–1974; Chief Justice of the US 1953-1969 (right)), Richard Nixon (1913-1994; President of the US 1969-1974 (centre)) & Warren Earl Burger (1907–1995; Chief Justice of the US 1969-1986 (right), Washington DC, June 1969: Official photo released after the formal ceremony making Burger the fifteenth chief justice.  Neither judge, both appointed by Republican presidents, much pleased the conservatives and the state of the court today is the consequence of decades of pressure and some fortuitous timing in judicial expiry. 

Not that the burger is even exclusively fast food.  Some very expensive burgers have been created although, compared to their availability, there’s considerably less publicity about their sales.  As pieces of conspicuous consumption they must have a niche but Netherlands diner De Daltons‘ (Hoofdstraat 151, 3781AD, Voorthuizen) opted to couple indulgence with a good cause, the proceeds of their Golden Boy burger donated to the local food bank.  Emphasizing quality rather than sheer bulk, the Golden Boy was actually a good deal less hefty than some of the huge constructions burger chains in the US have offered to satisfy the gulosity of some (burgers with names like Heart Attack, XXXL, 55 oz Challenge, One Pound of Elk, Sky-high Scrum, Monster Thickburger & Killer hardly subtle hints at the target market).

Golden Boy.

By comparison, the price tag of €5,000 (US$5,100) aside, the Golden Boy seems almost restrained, though hardly modest, presented on a platter of whiskey-infused smoke, its ingredients including Wagyu beef, king crab, beluga caviar, vintage Iberico Jamon, smoked duck egg mayo, white truffle, Kopi Luwak coffee BBQ sauce, pickled tiger tomato in Japanese matcha tea, all assembled on two Dom Perignon infused gold-coated buns.  The chef insists it still just a burger and should be eaten using the hands, a nice touch being that because the buns are covered in gold leaf, fingers will be golden-tinted when the meal is finished.  A Golden Boy must be ordered two weeks in advance and a deposit of €750 (US$765) is required.

People around the world had no doubt for centuries been creating meatloaves, meatballs and meat patties before they gained the names associated with them in Western cuisine.  The idea is simply to grind-up leftover or otherwise unusable cuts, add diced vegetables & spices to taste and then blend with a thickening agent (flour, breadcrumbs, eggs et al) to permit the mix to be rendered into whatever shape is desired.  The hamburger is no more an invention of American commerce that the sandwich was of the English aristocracy.

Lindsay Lohan masticating burger, Blank Magazine, May 2011.

The words however certainly belong to late-stage capitalism.  Hamburger is noted in the US as describing meat patties in the late nineteenth century (initially as hamburg steak), the connection apparently associative with German immigrants for whom the port of embarkation was often Hamburg although there is also a documented reference from 1809 in Iceland which referred to “meat smoked in the chimney” as Hamburg beef.  There are a dozen or more stories which speculate on the origin of the modern hamburger but, in the nature of such an ephemeral craft, there is little extant evidence of the early product and there’s no reason not to assume something so obvious wasn’t “invented” in many places at much the same time.  The earliest known references which track the progression seem to be hamburger sandwich (1902), hamburger (1909) & burger (1939) although burger was by then an element in its own right, acting as a suffix for the cheeseburger (1938).  The culinary variations are legion: baconburger; cheeseburger; fishburger; beefburger; bacon & egg burger; whale burger, dog burger & dolphin burger (those three still a thing in parts of the Far East although not now widely publicized); vege burger; vegan burger; kangaroo burger, camel burger & crocodile burger (the Australians have a surplus of all these fine forms of animal protein), lamb burger, steakburger, soyburger, porkburger etc.  Opportunistic constructions like burgerlicious are created as required.  The homophones are Berger & burgher (in English use a middle-class or bourgeois person).  The noun plural is burgers.

Blogger Dario D had noticed that visually, the Big Macs he bought from random McDonalds outlets didn’t quite live up to the advertising.  That’s probably true of much industrially produced food but what was intriguing was what was revealed when he applied a tape measure to his research.  It seems Big Macs can’t be made exactly like they look in the advertising because then they would be too big to fit in the packaging.

The Big Mac Index (BMI) was created by The Economist newspaper in 1986.  The BMI is a price index which provides an indicative measure of purchasing power parity (PPP) between currencies and uses movements in the burger's price to suggest whether an official exchange rate is over or under-valued.  The newspaper has never claimed the BMI is an authoritative economic tool and has always documented its limitations but many economists have found it interesting, not so much the result on any given day but as a trend which can be charted against other metrics.  It was an imaginative approach, taking a single, almost standardized commodity available in dozens of countries and indexing the price, something which should in each place be most influenced by local factors including input costs (ingredients & labour), regulatory compliance, corruption and marketing.  Even those who don’t agree it has much utility as an economic tool agree it’s fun and other have published variations on the theme, using either a product made in one place and shipped afar or one made with locally assembled, imported components.

The BMI also brought to wider attention the odd quirk.  Although its place in the lineup has been replaced by a chicken-based dish, the Big Mac used to be on the McDonald's menu in India although, in deference to Hindu sensitivities (and in some states actual proscription), it was made not with beef but with lamb; it's said to taste exactly the same which seems a reasonable achievement.  Burgers can be thematic and these are based on the seven wonders of the ancient world:

The Colossus of Rhodes (that’s a big burger with Greek lamb)

The Great Pyramid of Giza (has an Egyptian sauce)

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon (vegetarian (lettuce hanging out of it))

The Lighthouse of Alexandria (a lighter (low calorie) burger)

The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus (a traditional, very high calorie burger)

The Statue of Zeus at Olympia (has a very hot sauce)

The Temple of Artemis  (Diana) at Ephesus (made with square or rectangular bun and finished with burnt edges)

Lindsay Lohan with burger.

Metabolism

Metabolism (pronounced muh-tab-uh-liz-uhm)

(1) In biology and physiology, the sum of the physical and chemical processes in an organism by which its material substance is produced, maintained, and destroyed, and by which energy is made available; the chemical processes that occur within a living organism in order to maintain life.

(2) Any basic process of organic functioning or operating; inorganic metaphors, applied to the processes that maintain any dynamic system) are sometimes technically dubious but widely used even in fields like theology, poetics, and entomology.

(3) A post-war movement in Japanese architecture and structural engineering which fused the concepts and design metaphors in architectural mega-structures with those of organic biological growth (always with initial capital).

1878: From the French métabolisme, the construct being the Ancient Greek μεταβολή (metabolḗ) (a change) from metaballein (to change) or from μεταβάλλω (metabállō) (I change, I alter) + -ism.  The construct of metaballein was meta- (change) + ballein (to throw), from the primitive Indo-European root gwele- (to throw, reach).  The –ism suffix is from the Ancient Greek ισμός (ismós) & -isma noun suffixes, often directly, sometimes through the Latin –ismus & ισμα (isma) (from where English picked up ize) and sometimes through the French –isme or the German –ismus, all ultimately from the Ancient Greek (where it tended more specifically to express a finished act or thing done).  It appeared in loanwords from Greek, where it was used to form abstract nouns of action, state, condition or doctrine from verbs and on this model, was used as a productive suffix in the formation of nouns denoting action or practice, state or condition, principles, doctrines, a usage or characteristic, devotion or adherence (criticism; barbarism; Darwinism; despotism; plagiarism; realism; witticism etc).

The verb metabolize dates from 1887 (transitive) (to subject to metabolism, transform by assimilation or decomposition) and 1934 (intransitive) (to perform metabolism) was from the Ancient Greek μεταβολή (metabolḗ) (a change).  The adjective metabolic was first noted in 1845 in the biological sense (exhibiting or affected by metabolism), from the German metabolisch (1839), from the Ancient Greek metabolikos (changeable) again from μεταβολή (metabolḗ).

The mammal with the slowest metabolism: The three toed sloth

Famously slow-moving, travelling typically at an average speed of 0.15 mph (0.24 km/h), three-toed sloths are tree-living mammals which inhabit South and Central America.  After seven years of studying three-toed sloths (and one can understand why it might take a while), scientists at the University of Wisconsin–Madison confirmed they are the mammals with the slowest metabolism on earth.  Essentially, a metabolism is sum of the physical & chemical processes by which cells produce the substances and energy needed to sustain life. As part of metabolism, organic compounds are broken down to provide heat and energy in the process called catabolism.  The overall speed at which an organism carries out its metabolic processes is termed its metabolic rate.

They also looked into what had long been repeated, even before the internet, but which turned out to be an urban myth: that the three-toed sloth defecates but once a month and the process takes three days.  It seems that was based on and observational study of one animal in captivity and that behavior was not typical of those in the wild.  In their natural habitat, the languid creatures defecate about once a week and take around an hour, a frequency explained by their peculiar diet; each meal taking about eight days fully to digest.  By comparison, sloth copulation lasts an average of twenty-five minutes which is not unimpressive but the authors of the study did note the act was done “not especially energetically”.

Duumvirate

Duumvirate (pronounced doo-uhm-ver-it)

(1) A coalition of two persons holding the same office at the head of government.

(2) The office or government of two such persons.

1656: From the Latin duumvirātus (one of two officers or magistrates jointly exercising the same public function), the construct being duumviri (the office held in the Roman Republic by two joint magistrates and plural of duumvir) + -atus.  Duumviri was from the Old Latin, the construct being duum (of two) + vir (man) and a duumvir was one who served in the office of a duumvirate.  The Latin suffix -ātus was from the Proto-Italic -ātos, from the primitive Indo-European -ehtos.  It’s regarded as a "pseudo-participle" and perhaps related to –tus although though similar formations in other Indo-European languages indicate it was distinct from it already in early Indo-European times.  It was cognate with the Proto-Slavic –atъ and the Proto-Germanic -ōdaz (the English form being -ed (having).  The feminine form was –āta, the neuter –ātum and it was used to form adjectives from nouns indicating the possession of a thing or a quality.  In Ancient Greece, a similar polity was a diarchy, the construct in the Ancient Greek being δι- (di-) (double) + -αρχία, (-arkhía) (ruled).

In political science, a diarchy (Greek) or duumvirate (Latin) is a form of government characterized by co-rule, two people ruling a polity together, either lawfully or by collusion & force and such leaders can be styled as co-rulers.  Inventions in language have occurred such as biarchy and tandemocracy though none became common use, unlike co-regency, used still to describe a monarchy temporarily controlled by two.  Under the Raj, diarchy was often used to refer to the system of “shared rule”, a colonial fix of which the British were the cynical masters.  Native Indian representation in government had long been a feature of British India and it was formalized in the Indian Councils Act (1892), the powers further devolved in the Government of India Acts (1919 (implementing the Montague-Chelmsford reforms) & 1935).

Under the Raj, provincial governments included British members (executive councilors) and Indian members (ministers from the legislative council).  So that administrative authority could be conferred on Indian members, the diarchy was introduced and with it the concept of transferred and reserved subjects.  The transferred subjects included law and order, revenue & justice; the reserved subjects included education & public health etc so in this way, so typical of British colonial rule, Indians gained control over large parts of the government which dealt directly with the people while authority over critical matters (money, defense, foreign affairs, internal order) remained under the purview of British executive councilors.  Diarchy operated in the Indian provinces between 1921- 1937 before being replaced by provincial autonomy in 1937.

However, those uses on the sub-continent reflect the post-classical practice to use both duumvirate and diarchy to describe just about any arrangement where the highest office or institution in a state (and often other places too) is not in the hands of a single individual.  A duumvirate, as originally defined, referred to the offices of the various duumviri (of two) under the Roman Republic and while there were later triumvirates (of three) and beyond, it was usually the Roman practice to use duumvirate in the sense of “rule by more than one”.

A classical duumvirate is obviously still possible but while instances of genuine co-rule are rare, the shared model has proved a useful tactic in states where the lines of geographic definition don’t align with tribal, religious or ethnic identity.  There, presidencies can be shared, sometimes on a sequential basis (which is another expression of co-rule) but also simultaneously, an illustrative example of which is the office of the Presidency of Bosnia and Herzegovina, a three-member body which collectively serves as head of state of Bosnia and Herzegovina.  Each member elected from a defined region (the Bosniak and Croat members from a joint constituency in the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, the Serb from the Republika Srpska.  The office of the presidency exists as the collective head with one member elected as chairperson which is rotational, changing every eight months; the incumbent thus primus inter pares (first among equals).

Even when an arrangement of two is described as a duumvirate, and may contain some elements of co-rule, it need not of necessity be a system of co-equal rule.  Gough Whitlam (1916-2014; Prime Minister of Australia 1972-1975), always anxious to flaunt his learning before his adoring acolytes, eagerly dug up duumvirate to describe the two man ministry which, for a fortnight, constituted the first Whitlam government but it was merely a device of convenience, the deputy prime-minister (Lance Barnard, 1919-1997, Deputy Prime Minister of Australia 1972-1974) a mere cipher for Whitlam’s initiatives.  The so-called duumvirate actually turned out to be the best days of the Whitlam government; from there it was mostly downhill.  It was a thing made possible only because the results in some seats wouldn’t be known immediately after the 1972 election and thus the names available to be included in the ministry wouldn’t be known for two weeks.  This gave Whitlam the excuse he needed; the Australian Labor Party (ALP) having been in opposition for twenty-three years, he wasn’t prepared to wait.  Thus, Whitlam had the governor-general swear him in as prime minister and Barnard as deputy leader, the two men sharing the twenty-seven portfolios during the fortnight before a full cabinet could be determined.  The “duumvirate” proved a model of administrative efficiency, not something much said of the subsequent cabinet (1972-1975) which, the ALP then in an “egalitarian” phase, insisted should contain all members of the ministry, not the traditional dozen-odd with the others serving in an “outer ministry”.  It was an unwieldy apparatus and the ALP has not subsequently repeated the error; there have been plenty of other mistakes just not that one.

Australia’s tradition of coalition governments has also tempted many to use hyphenated forms to describe administrations although the practice has never been consistent.  The short-lived Reid-McLean ministry (1904-1905) was an example but the moniker was both something of a necessity to distinguish it from the previous Reid ministry in New South Wales (NSW) and a tribute to what sounds one of the more improbable political coalitions: Free traders & protectionists.  Tellingly, it didn’t last long.  There was also the more enduring Bruce-Page government (1923-1929) although it’s only subsequent Country (National) Party leaders who have been inclined to adopt the style.

The constitutional arrangements of a diarchic kingdom are (as in the classic game) reflected in Diarchic Chess, played on the Gustavian board, invented by Gustav III of Sweden (1746–1792; King of Sweden 1771-1792).  The enemy witch has the friendly pieces and pawns under her spell, rendering them unable to attack an enemy king (the bewitchment does not affect the friendly witch and kings).  The only way the spell can be broken is for the friendly witch to sacrifice herself so, when either witch disappears, the spell is broken for all pieces on the board. The witch moves like a rook but can also make one step on the diagonal; princesses move like a bishop and can make one step on the orthogonal; the kings cannot castle; the pawn promotes to queen and other pieces, but not to witch.  The goal remains checkmate.

The kings being immune from attack (except by the witch), they are powerful attacking pieces and it’s not hard to believe the rules of the game were written by a king on his throne.  However, the game would suit not all kings because to take advantage of the rules, a king must be both (1) aggressive early in the game and (2) maintain a position cognizant the enemy witch may sacrifice herself, making the king suddenly vulnerable to the enemy pieces.  King Gustav never indicated if he'd enjoyed some experience of self-sacrificing witches or if the rule was just an imaginative flourish but it is a vital aspect of Diarchic Chess, in one move perhaps transforming the contest.  In practice, it’s a radically different game.

Martinet

Martinet (pronounced mahr-tn-et)

(1) A strict disciplinarian, especially in the military.

(2) Someone who stubbornly adheres to methods or rules.

1670s: Named after Lieutenant-Colonel (in the Régiment du Roi) Jean Martinet (circa 1635-1672), a French Army drillmaster in 1668 appointed inspector-general of the infantry in the armies of Louis XIV (1638–1715; King of France 1643-1715) with the task of introducing and enforcing "...the drill and strict discipline of the French regiment of Guards across the whole infantry".  The surname is a diminutive of the Latin Martinus which endures in modern use as Martin.  The meaning "an officer who is a stickler for strict discipline" is first attested in 1779 in English, based on his invention of an especially arduous  system of drill, one one academic study guide citing Martinet as the inspiration for the parade-obsessed General Scheisskopf in Joseph Heller’s (1923-1999) Catch-22 (1961), though without attribution.  The meaning "an officer who is a stickler for discipline and regularity in small details" dates from 1779 but it seems, despite the origin, the word is not used in this sense in French.  Related forms are the adjective martinetish and the noun martinetism.

Shot in the back by his own troops

Lieutenant-Colonel Jean Martinet was Inspector General of the infantry in the armies of Louis XIV and a famously strict drillmaster.  Unpopular though his methods may have been among the troops, his techniques influenced training and battlefield tactics in many European armies during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries. 

Rifle-mounted bayonets.

Also innovative in technical matters, he introduced the bayonet as an addition to the rifle barrel, borrowing the idea from hunters in the Bayonne region from which the weapon gained its name.  Although simple in design and easy to mass-produce, it revolutionized the deployment of infantry formations because it permitted the French armies to dispense entirely with the pikemen who had hitherto always protected musketeers (rifles) and arquebusiers (light canon) from enemy cavalry, close-range combat and while reloading. The bayonet allowed firearm-using soldiers to protect themselves, the design perfected when adapted to fit over the barrel, allowing the gun to be fired with the bayonet still fixed.

Martinet's second innovation was in logistics or what in US military use is the Q-Side; Martinet called it the depot system.  Until then, soldiers foraged off the land, often forcibly taking food and supplies from civilians, a practice which became notorious during the Thirty Years’ War (1618-1648) of the seventeenth century when large tracts of Germany were depopulated and many towns and cities razed.  Martinet built a system of fortified storehouses, placed along communication routes so armies on campaign could be supplied and be thus free to pursue strategic objectives.  While this made the waging of war a more humane business, there’s nothing to suggest this was of any concern to Martinet; he wished only to improve the efficiency of the military machine.

Well regarded though he was by the military hierarchy and the Sun King’s Court, his strictness made him unpopular with the soldiers and he was killed by “friendly fire” while leading an infantry assault at the siege of Duisburg during the Franco-Dutch War (1672–78).  His methods were later perfected by the Prussian Army of Frederick the Great (Frederick II, 1712–1786; King of Prussia 1740-1772) although improvements in weaponry and communications mean they’re no longer of the same use under battlefield conditions although the drills are still practiced by most militaries in their training programmes.

Celsius

Celsius (pronounced sel-see-uhs or sel-shee-us)

(1) As a measure of temperature, pertaining to or noting the Celsius scale of temperature scale in which 0° represents the point (at sea level (ie under normal atmospheric pressure)) where pure water freezes and 100° the point at which it turns to steam.  The Symbol is “C” and the term Centigrade is for most general purposes interchangeable.

(2) In thermodynamics, of or relating to a temperature scale having the same units as the Celsius scale but in which the zero point has been shifted so that the triple point of water has the exact value 0.01°; Celsius temperatures are computed from Kelvin values by subtracting 273.15 from the latter.  The symbol is “CC”.

1742: Named after Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius (1701–1744) who in 1742 proposed the centigrade scale and invented the centigrade thermometer.  The surname Celsius is Latinized from the estate's name, celsus (mound).  The synonyms are centigrade and the rare centesimal.  The term Celsius came into use in 1797 to describe the thermometer and in 1812 in reference to the scale of temperatures.  The companion adjective centigrade (consisting of 100 degrees, divided into 100 equal parts) was a construct of the Latin centi- (from centum (one hundred)) + grade (degree), the second element from Latin gradus (step) & gradi (to walk, go, step), from the primitive Indo-European root ghredh- (to walk, go).  The centigrade thermometer divides the interval between the freezing and boiling points of water into 100 degrees.

It wasn’t until 1948 (at the ninth meeting of the General Conference on Weights and Measures and the Comité International des Poids et Mesures (CIPM)) that the word Celsius (in honor of Anders Celsius) was adopted (by international agreement) as the standard measure of 100^o increment temperatures; prior to that, the unit was known as centigrade and the two terms were for decades in common, interchangeable use.  Most of the world’s population has long used Celsius, the US the only large country still expressing temperature in the old Fahrenheit scale although, even then, Celsius is in wide use in the scientific community and among others dealing with international institutions.  The other widely used scale is kelvin (symbol is “K”), which had a particular applicability in cosmology, physics and other disciplines, 0 K (-273.15 °C) being absolute zero (the lowest possible temperature (thus far something only theoretically described and measured only as “tending to”) at which the motion of particles at a point in time and space cease to move so stopping the generation of heat, the product of energy.  Between 1948 and 2019, through a series of international agreements, the temperature scales were refined and made more precise and the degree Celsius is now precisely equal to the kelvin.

Curiously, the original Celsius was the reverse of the modern practice: Then, the boiling point was 0° C and the freezing point 100° C.  For scientists that was manageable but for most people would have seemed counter-intuitive so in 1743, the scale inversion proposed by French physicist Jean-Pierre Christin (1683–1755) was accepted.  Monsieur Christian was also influential in the development of the mercury thermometer.  For most people, temperature is a well-understood and unconventional measure although, now that climate change is “baked in” and a rise in average global temperature well over 2° C inevitable, a matter in which there is heightened interest.  Temperatures in parts of England exceeding 40° C, something once thought impossible, have focused the minds of many.

Some have however long been aware of the implications.  Mountaineers have long understood how hard it is to get a good cup of tea while climbing because, the higher one climbs, the lower the air pressure and thus the boiling point of water.  Atop Mount Everest (29031.7 feet, 8,848.86 m) water boils at 68° C which is not hot enough to extract the best flavor from the leaves.  The culinary implications go beyond that.  At sea level where water boils at 100° C, the hard-boiled egg is a mundane item but it’s unknown up Mount Everest because the white cooks at 85°C and the yoke at 65°C; up there, the whole of an egg will never cook.  A climber especially fond of hard-boiled eggs could take to the peak a pressure cooker and that would work, the boiling point rising to around 107.5 °C.

Lindsay Lohan and Brittany Byrd (b 1994) emerging from one of Zimmer's cryotherapy cold chambers which run at a temperature as low as -110°C, June 2015.

Although cryotherapy was intended originally as a treatment to hasten an athlete's recovery from injury, cryo-chambers are available for anyone although most presumably don't undertake the treatment wearing a strappy bandage monokini by Moeva London.  That said, the choice was a reminder lime & grey is an underused combination.

Trope

Trope (pronounced trohp)

(1) In art and literature, any literary or rhetorical device, as metaphor, metonymy, synecdoche, and irony, that consists in the use of words in other than their literal sense and which tends to become a motif.

(2) In rhetoric, a figure of speech in which words or phrases are used with a non-literal or figurative meaning, such as a metaphor.

(3) In geometry, a tangent space meeting a quartic surface in a conic or the reciprocal of a node on a surface (archaic).

(4) In music, a short cadence at the end of the melody in some early music; a pair of complementary hexachords in twelve-tone technique.

(5) In the rituals of Judaism, a chanting (cantillation) pattern, or one of the marks that represents it.

(6) In medieval Christianity (and preserved in the rituals of certain factions in Roman Catholicism), either a phrase or verse added to the Mass when sung by a choir or a phrase, sentence, or verse formerly interpolated in a liturgical text to amplify or embellish.

(7) In Athenian philosophy, any of the ten arguments used in scepticism to refute dogmatism.

(8) In Santayanian philosophy, the principle of organization according to which matter moves to form an object during the various stages of its existence.

(9) In metaphysics, a particular instance of a property, as contrasted with a universal.

1525–1535: From the Latin tropus (a figure of speech (in rhetoric)) from the Ancient Greek τρόπος (trópos) (a turn, direction, course, way; manner, fashion; a mode in music; a mode or mood in logic (in rhetoric, "a turn or figure of speech)) and related to τροπή (tropḗ) (solstice; trope; turn) and τρέπειν (trépein) (to turn).  Root was the primitive Indo-European trep (to turn), related also to the Sanskrit trapate (is ashamed, confused, literally "turns away in shame") which Latin picked up trepit (he turns), the Latin adoption in the figurative.  The meaning is now understood as something more diffuse but technically, in rhetoric, a trope was "a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is used in a sense other than the usual definition".  In English, the word is found often in combined form (such as heliotrope) and occurs also in concrete nouns that correspond to abstract nouns ending in -tropy or -tropism.  Trope is a noun & verb, troper, tropist, tropology & tropism are nouns and tropey is an adjective; the noun plural is tropes.

When younger, Lindsay Lohan's signature trope was playing dual roles (The Parent Trap (1998), Freaky Friday (2003) and I Know Who Killed Me (2007).  During her “troubled starlet” phase, she became emblematic of the “downward spiral” trope.  In 2022, she appeared in Falling for Christmas, Netflix's latest take on the "Christmas movie trope".  Although the scripts for tropes have long followed an algorithm, the studios are said now to be using a predictive form of artificial intelligence (AI) to hone the generation of whatever should have the most audience appeal.  The screen-writers (most of whom drive cars and use other products manufactured using processes in which machines substantially have displaced the human labor content) are are unlikely ultimately to succeed in keeping AI out of their profession and, in the medium term, their future may lie in the creation of the quirky and bizarre but in the economy, that's a niche.  For the formulaic stuff (most commercial cinema), the studios are likely to find the AI path "better, cheaper, faster" and the history of US industrial relations suggests these imperatives will prove irresistible.               

The Stage Five Clinger Trope

Most sources cite origin of the Stage 5 Clinger trope as the movie Wedding Crashers (2005) although there are claims it merely popularized the use; without earlier citations however, the trope’s origin appears to be the movie.  As a technical point, a stage one clinger isn’t initially labelled as such, the term applied retrospectively after syndrome is diagnosed.  If men are smart or lucky, they’ll recognize this by stage two but some men are so stupid they don’t realize until stage four.  While in movie there was no discussion of stages other than “5”, by implication five was most extreme and memes soon fleshed out 1-4:

Stage 1 Clinger: She seems fine

First date goes well, she’s attentive, interested, even gets the drinks sometimes and she makes breakfast.  Afterwards, text messages are fun and flirtatious.

Stage 2 Clinger: Hunter and game

The text messages become frequent, the first hint of the lure / engage / trap strategy of the lone hunter.  SMSs start out OK which lulls you into a false sense of security.  Before long, a few messages have been exchanged, most of which have required you to agree with her about innocuous stuff like the weather or today’s traffic.  Then, she’ll suggest a second date and extract a commitment to a specific time/date/place.  That will be soon.       

Stage 3 Clinger: Manoeuvres

Second date not something you’ll wish to repeat.  Bit creepy, how much she knew about you, clearly adept at mining the web.  To escape, you agree to third date while finding pretext to avoid confirming time.  Within hours, text messages become frequent to the point of nuisance.  Check Facebook and you’ll see she’s friended everyone you know.  Ignore SMS and eventually it goes quiet… for about an hour.  Then she phones.  Third date will not be possible to avoid, the illusion you’ll use it to end things still something you convince yourself to believe.  The S3C stage can frequently be the point of no return.  Acquaint yourself with the tale of Julius Caesar (100-44 BC; Roman general and dictator of Rome 49-44 BC) crossing the Rubicon and ponder.      

Stage 4 Clinger: The circling vulture

By stage four, clinging has slurred effortlessly into stalking and S4C is likely to send your mother flowers on her birthday and attempt at avoidance will prompt texting and calling from other phones.  Those who drive are even more of a threat because, where you go, she can follow so you’ll run into her in the most improbable places, and usually she’ll suggest taking advantage of the coincidence by going to lunch, dinner or whatever else might be close.  No matter how studiously you watch the rear-vision mirror, she’ll hunt you down and find you. 

Stage 5 Clinger: Thrill of the kill

At this point, her life is scheduled around your own, even to the point where she may now work in the same building, expects to have lunch together every day and a drink after work whenever possible.  When you try to avoid these, emotional meltdowns ensue, the only way to avoid a scene being to agree.  Many of your friends start asking you out as a couple and tell you you’re lucky because she’s wonderful.  She’s been to their dinner parties where she talks about your plans together.  Stage five clinger can also be APC ("actual psycho-chick", the two not synonymous but there’s frequent overlap).  Pursuing another relationship in an attempt to dissuade her brings its own problems, the S5C-APC will spray-paint CHEATER on either their car or yours (in red; unless car is red, then she’ll use black).  At this point, faking your own death begins to look like good tactic.

Crooked Hillary (b 1947) and Bill Clinton (b 1946) in the rain at the formal dedication of the William J Clinton Presidential Center, Little Rock, Arkansas, November 2004.  Cling on and no matter what, never let go.

The significance of dividing the path of the clinger into stages is it’s vital to extricate yourself from their clutches during the earliest stage possible; it needs to be remembered progression can be rapid, some clingers so adept at the art they're able to skip one or even two stages.  The longer delayed the excision, the harder it becomes and if allowed to reach the later stages, you may be stuck with her forever and for that, you can’t blame her: you're trapped and it's all your fault; you have only yourself to blame.